CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009
The following videos were uploaded by Liquid Chris during June and July 2009.
Antebellum Messages
The following videos were made before Solid Chris discovered and denounced Liquid Chris, and are mostly topical parodies of Solid's videos from the same timeframe.
CWC: I Have Returned To Youtube!!
| CWC: I Have Returned To Youtube!! | |
| Stardate | 21 June 2009 |
| Subject Matter |  Galpal
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| Performance Style |  Reason
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| Shirt |  Brown
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| Other | Liquid's first video after his "return" to YouTube. |
| Liquid Chris' videos | |
| previous n/a |
next New Christian Weston Chandler Video featuring the Hit Song "So Need a Cute Girl" by CWC |
VIDEO DESCRIPTION:
| I am Christian Weston Chandler, creator of Sonichu and Rosechu. This is my First Video in a Long Time and it is because I was Uploading more videos to Youtube recently, but due to their HONEST CONTENT they were DELETED before any of my fans could SEE THEM! |
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| [Liquid Chris pulls back from adjusting the camera, and clasps his hands together. The paper Sonichu medallion hangs from a chain around his neck. He lets out a long, satisfied-sounding sigh before beginning to speak.]
Captain's Log; June 21st, 2009. [sigh] My name is Christian Weston Chandler. Aaaand y'all, y'already know me of the cre-, as the creator of the Sonichu franchise and comics...and uh...the r-, uh...the Rosechu...comic...uh...as well. [sighs] Hmmm. Uhhh...I know I haven't, uh, been make the videos for uh...for YouTube...uh...inna long time. Uhh, but that's because I've been, that's because I've been busy with my uh... [He gesticulates, causing the camera to shake] my sweetheart search! Uhh, searchin' for my sweetheart...on da internet...and such things. Uh...things like those! [He pushes his glasses further up the bridge of his nose.] Uuhhmm...I did, however...find a nice, pretty girl who I hope to make...my future gal-pal....Uh, she is [he gestures with his hands again, making the camera shake] caring and true an' honest...an' I do think she is non-smoking...uh, non-alcohol...white...girl. From California. And I am going to make her into a Sweetheart From The Ground-Up. [Pushes his glasses back up again.] And for you homos over there [his tone becomes sharper, and annoyed] out there...th-, tha' means, that means starting with her friendship! [sigh] I, I have a uh...a picture...uh, here on, onna computer...if y'all, if y'all wou-, if y'all wooould, if y'all would like to see something like that. [He reaches to grab the camera and there is a jump cut. The camera is now pointed at the computer screen with Firefox open and a picture of Hayden Panettierre on the screen. The camera waves around erratically for a moment before being held steadily in front of the screen.] Uh, this is she. My, uh, my future sweetheart. Aaand future...da, future mother to...my lo-, my loving daughter...ah...Cry-, Crystal Weston Chandler, named after the illus-, illustrious metal. [Jump cut. Liquid is sat back in his chair. He fiddles with the paper medallion, then relaxes.] Her name is uh...Hayden...[stammers] Pan... [stammers more. Another jump cut.] Her name is Hayden Paneti-, Hayden Panatier. [sighs] And for you sw-, for you sla-, for you slanderous trolls watching this...know...I don't c-, I don't claim to have contact with her, with her yet. YET! I will be, I will be sending her lots of uh, lots of letters to her address at uh...William Morris A-, William Morris Agency. At William Morris Place in Beverly Hills, California in 90212 in the United States. [sighs, then huffs and sort of shrugs, making the camera shake.] I'm just so angry! [Makes an 'angry' face and holds up the Claw of Fail.] Nnngraghh! [sighs] You want me to calm down? [Getting angry] You want me to CALM DOWN?! [Prepares to tard rage then calms down and pushes his glasses up his nose. ] One of the trolls an' the...people who don't believe in me, that I can't do it, I will do it! And fug-, for those of you laughing your, laughing off your heads, you will have to screw them on STRAIGHT! I'm STRAIGHT! I'm STRAIGHT -- believe me! Goodbye! [makes peace sign] Peace! |
New Christian Weston Chandler Video featuring the Hit Song "So Need a Cute Girl" by CWC
| New Christian Weston Chandler Video featuring the Hit Song "So Need a Cute Girl" by CWC | |
| Stardate | 30 June 2009 |
| Subject Matter |  Music
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| Performance Style |  Angry  Crazy
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| Shirt | Brown
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| Other | Dedicated to Spazkid |
| Liquid Chris' videos | |
| previous CWC: I Have Returned To Youtube!! |
next Update: I am Still the Real Christian Weston Chandler Despite LIES AND SLANDER. Also, Some Fan Art |
VIDEO DESCRIPTION:
| Hello to all the Sonichu Loyal Fans out there, waitng on Poor Ol' Me to make a video for y'all. Here's da update and NO I will NOT COMMENT ANYMORE on the Clyde Controversy. Stay Safe, and Straight.
PS: No updates on my Future Sweetheart Hayden Panettiere, yet, so do'nt ask. Peace |
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| [Chris is sitting, wearing his brown shirt and a stupid paper Sonichu medallion.]
Hello my loyal Sonichu fanbase, who has not betrayed me, like so many other of you. Uh, hmm...I wish to dedicate this video, I wish to dedicate this video to a rather unexpected person. Uh, y’all may have heard of him, he was the troll that made the Sonichu animated series, the Sonichu animated series that defamed and added more fuel to the fire of my already burning down reputation. Hmm. Hey, and you know what else, though, to, I will give him to his credit, he is a very great animator, and he has agreed to make me personally a, a video of Rosechu and her fellow Rosechus, like Bubbles, Angelica, Sylvania, and others, looking pretty in anime form, like in the, look-, look-, looking in their true form. And I assume this means NO PICKLES on Rosechu. She does not have a pickle, and I assume this means that she will not be drawn as such. So uh, hm, I wish to uh, sing a song that I wrote when I was uh, wrote when I was 22 years old, 22 years of age, and do a live performance for y’all. A live performance uh, hm, uh, right here. [Jump cut to Chris standing and playing an acoustic guitar. The music and vocals are dubbed, and he lipsyncs through the performance. Eventually it becomes clear that he has recorded himself singing in harmony and counterpoint with himself. His brown shirt is stuffed.] Without a fire, but a desire To not hear you say, “I have a boyfriend.” And I see the ladies Walking alone one by one And I never wanna hear, “I have a boyfriend.” Tell me why, I’m still stuck as a virgin with rage? Tell me why, I so need a cute girl my age? Tell me why, I never wanna hear you say, “I have a boyfriend.” And I have no fire, But a desire, to not hear you say, “I have a boyfriend.” Tell me why, I’m still stuck as a virgin with rage? Tell me why, I so need a cute girl my age? Tell me why, I never wanna hear you say, “I have a boyfriend.” Why do all of the jerks get all of the pretty girls? Yeah, you may not know this, but I want you to know, That I am a lonesome heart. Without a fire, but a desire, to not, to not hear, Don’t wanna hear you say, I’m a virgin with rage. So need a cute girl my age. Don’t never wanna hear you say, “I have a boyfriend.” [chorus repeats] [spoken:] Never say it now. [Video cuts back to Chris sitting.] (sigh) I hope, I hope y’all enjoyed that. Hm. And spazkid, I can only hope that you make that video honest and true. Peace. |
Update: I am Still the Real Christian Weston Chandler Despite LIES AND SLANDER. Also, Some Fan Art
| Update: I am Still the Real Christian Weston Chandler Despite LIES AND SLANDER. Also, Some Fan Art | |
| Stardate | 3 July 2009 |
| Subject Matter |  Trolls  Fan Art
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| Performance Style | Angry Reason
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| Shirt | Brown
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| Other | First video, where he denounces the troll pretending to be him. |
| Liquid Chris' videos | |
| previous New Christian Weston Chandler Video featuring the Hit Song "So Need a Cute Girl" by CWC |
next Christian Chandler (CWC) Presents: A Music Remix from my New Gal-Pal |
VIDEO DESCRIPTION:
| Hey y'all, do not pay any attention to those DENOUNCED fakeries on My Former Account. They are patently false, and I still am looking for a Boyfriend-free Gal Pal. Also, I have Some Fan Art to show y'all that I have gotten over the last few days from the Loyal Base. |
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| [As in the last video, Chris is seated wearing his paper medallion.]
Bottoms up! [drinks from wine glass] Ah! [whips glasses from face and immediately replaces them] Just a uh, just a quick update here. Just a little uh…it’s, it’s come to my attention that a troll claiming to be me, the real Christian Weston Chandler, has posted fake, defamatory, and lying, and false videos on my former channel. I denounce these. [pointless cut] And the uh, blatant dishonest lies. Do not uh, believe what the trolls are saying about, in those videos. Uh, every, every word, every crook, is patently false. Like I said in the comics, I am the true and honest mayor of CWCville. Y’all know that. I have just been dealing with so much stress, so much anger, of not havin’ a sweetheart. Like I said in the comics, I am still contemplating on renouncing and giving up my post as mayor. Hmmmmm. And anudder thing, you can tell me from, uh, the real me from the trolls on CChanSonichu, which was taken over by hacking trolls, you can tell me by, uh, by my fans know, they know who I am. To expand upon this point, I’ve been receiving fanart fro-, to my true and honest address. How else would I get fanart if I was not the original creator of Sonichu? So here is some of the fanart I will, I will show you. [Jump cut. We are looking at a Nintendo Magazine and a Pokeball on a table.] OK, so I guess we could start off with uh, with this one. [Black and white illustration placed in view.] Here. Uh, this one, this one was probably my favorite, uh, fanart. Uh, it shows me, uh, Christian Chandler, in a fi-, in my fighting stance. I am strong, so I like how this one notices that. And uh, it uh, puts it in the, in the perspective there. Um. Hm. [A color illustration is placed on the table. Some of the lettering is Cyrillic.] This one uh, I don’t, I don’t really know uh, what it is. Uh, it says, Son-, I know Sonichu says, “Comrades! Defeat the impee-ist army of Mary Lee Walsh.” But even though I was on the honor roll, uh, at school, at high school, I really don’t remember much uh, about my history classes. [Jump cut. Another drawing.] This one uh, it looks like a uh, pal from one of my comics! It looks like uh, I think, I think por-, uh, portrays pretty accurately. It got me sayin’, “Hey guys! What’s da update!” You know, it says, it says it right dere. [Camera moves in to the speech bubble.] So uh, we’re, we’re done with that one. Mm. [New drawing, with the words “GALACTUS RETURNS” at the top. We soon see it’s a parody of the Drinking Straw of Fail.] This uh, this one, now this one I don’t really know what it is. Uh, I mean, uh it says, “Galactus Returns?” And it has a planet in it bein’, bein’ sucked up by something. I don’t really know what that is. So, hmm. Um, OK. [New drawing.] This uh, this next one here, uh, this one was made by, by a sweet little boy, uh, named Jimmy, who reads the comics, and has sent me a picture of Sonichu and Rosechu enjoying their love. And it’s very sad to have it remind me, uh, wha, that I do, don’t have a boyfriend-free girl to make into a sweetheart. But uh, I am, I am working on it with Hayden. So, hm. [New black and white drawing, of Chris holding a small cup with the “Recycling” symbol in a speech bubble.] Uh, this last one, uh, I have a, I have a feeling it was sent in uh, by a troll, and I don’t really know what to think about this one. Um, if you have, if you have a problem with it, don’t do it. It’s uh, it’s that simple, I think. OK, so, that’s what I wanted to go over today. And y’all have a pleasant, pleasant day today. Stay safe. |
Christian Chandler (CWC) Presents: A Music Remix from my New Gal-Pal
| Christian Chandler (CWC) Presents: A Music Remix from my New Gal-Pal | |
| Stardate | 5 July 2009 |
| Subject Matter | Trolls Music
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| Other | Musical number / remix of a video made by the troll |
| Liquid Chris' videos | |
| previous Update: I am Still the Real Christian Weston Chandler Despite LIES AND SLANDER. Also, Some Fan Art |
next ECV 00120 Christian Weston Chandler Threatens A TROLL, TO BACK OFF!! |
VIDEO DESCRIPTION:
| Hello, all, I have been Correponding with a New Friend and Gal-pal who has Asked me to put this on my Channel. Seeing as I have yet to Get One Ounce of Vagina, I must follow her Every Wish. Peace.
CWC |
ECV 00120 Christian Weston Chandler Threatens A TROLL, TO BACK OFF!!
| ECV 00120 Christian Weston Chandler Threatens A TROLL, TO BACK OFF!! | |
| Stardate | 11 July 2009 |
| Subject Matter |  Homos  Threats
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| Performance Style | Rage Crazy
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| Shirt | Brown
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| Other | Video is directed at Chris Crocker |
| Liquid Chris' videos | |
| previous Christian Chandler (CWC) Presents: A Music Remix from my New Gal-Pal |
next Now Selling the OFFICIAL and ORIGINAL SONICHU Merchandise of CWC, NO FAKERIES OR IMPOSTORY |
VIDEO DESCRIPTION:
| This user has Harassed me for such that long time, please Hack His Account for REVENGE. CWC |
The CWCivil War
Now Selling the OFFICIAL and ORIGINAL SONICHU Merchandise of CWC, NO FAKERIES OR IMPOSTORY
| Now Selling the OFFICIAL and ORIGINAL SONICHU Merchandise of CWC, NO FAKERIES OR IMPOSTORY | |
| Stardate | 21 July 2009 |
| Subject Matter |  Comics and Merchendise
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| Performance Style | Reason
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| Shirt | Brown
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| Liquid Chris' videos | |
| previous ECV 00120 Christian Weston Chandler Threatens A TROLL, TO BACK OFF!! |
next Now Introducing Christian Weston Chandler's CWCville Outlet Shopping and Deluxe Department Bureau |
VIDEO DESCRIPTION:
| Hello, Loyal Sonichu Fanbase, I went to Otackon Last Weekend and Made A Lot of MONEY off of my Official Stuff. I will set a Website up soon with Buying Information. |
Now Introducing Christian Weston Chandler's CWCville Outlet Shopping and Deluxe Department Bureau
| Now Introducing Christian Weston Chandler's CWCville Outlet Shopping and Deluxe Department Bureau | |
| Stardate | 23 July 2009 |
| Subject Matter | Merchendise  Online Store Galpal
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| Performance Style | Reason
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| Shirt | Brown
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| Other | This video marks the first appearance of Kacey. |
| Liquid Chris' videos | |
| previous Now Selling the OFFICIAL and ORIGINAL SONICHU Merchandise of CWC, NO FAKERIES OR IMPOSTORY |
next A Preview of a Surprise |
VIDEO DESCRIPTION:
| Hey y'all, don't Worry, the Site will be Up Soon. I am Auctioning a Special Mediallion here: *EBAY LINK* as it has been the TRUE and ORIGINAL medallion before, and it is For Sale For a Good Cause: Children with Cancer.
Stay True and do not LISTEN to IMPOSTORS. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. CWC |
A Preview of a Surprise
| A Preview of a Surprise | |
| Stardate | 24 July 2009 |
| Subject Matter | Comic
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| Shirt | Brown
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| Liquid Chris' videos | |
| previous Now Introducing Christian Weston Chandler's CWCville Outlet Shopping and Deluxe Department Bureau |
next Christian Weston Chandler's EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT of SONICHU and Addressing Things |
VIDEO DESCRIPTION:
| Hi y'all, TRY THIS ON FOR SIZE! Yes, it Is What You Think It Is.
Oh, and Look at this Patriotic Poster Dis'ing the TROLL. http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/2720/tgtdfw4.jpg Stay True. CWC |
Christian Weston Chandler's EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT of SONICHU and Addressing Things
| Christian Weston Chandler's EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT of SONICHU and Addressing Things | |
| Stardate | 26 July 2009 |
| Subject Matter |  Sonichu Video Game Kacey Ian Brandon Anderson
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| Performance Style |  Excited, Happy
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| Shirt | Brown
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| Liquid Chris' videos | |
| previous A Preview of a Surprise |
next NOT Forced to Say this at All... |
VIDEO DESCRIPTION:
| Hello, again, Loyal Fans,
It is I again, Christian Weston Chandler. NOT Christopher Christian Weston Chandler as EVERYONE KNOWS I Changed my name FROM Christopher to Christian (PS: That Troll, as Some have now Informed Me, his Real Name is IAN BRANDON ANDERSON). Anyway, I am Working Very Hard on Sonichu 9 and Things may be Progressing Heavily with my new TRUE Gal-Pal Kacey and I. Also, Expect more Announcements of this Developing Caliber in the Future. Stay True. CWC |
NOT Forced to Say this at All...
| NOT Forced to Say this at All... | |
| Stardate | 27 July 2009 |
| Subject Matter | Trolls Homos
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| Performance Style |  Stress
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| Shirt | Brown
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| Liquid Chris' videos | |
| previous Christian Weston Chandler's EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT of SONICHU and Addressing Things |
next That Slanderous Clyde Cash is Harassing me Again |
VIDEO DESCRIPTION:
| Yes, I am NOT Leaveing Clues in the Video as to what is REALLY Going on. Yes, that is Something I am CERTAINLY NOT Doing.
CWC |
That Slanderous Clyde Cash is Harassing me Again
| That Slanderous Clyde Cash is Harassing me Again | |
| Stardate | 27 July 2009 |
| Subject Matter | Clyde Cash
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| Performance Style |  Smug
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| Shirt | Brown
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| Liquid Chris' videos | |
| previous NOT Forced to Say this at All... |
next More Than A Feeling THE TRUE VERSION by Christian Weston Chandler (CWC) |
VIDEO DESCRIPTION:
| You Want Proof? Listen to This. http://www.mediafire.com/?llrlpmmemfz
It's that CLYDE CASH Again, the Very Same who has Been Trolling Me my entire Adult Life |
The Phone Call with Clyde
| Clyde Cash blackmails Liquid Chris | |
| Stardate | 27 July 2009 |
| Subject Matter | Liquid must announce that he's gay, or his mother's retirement fund will be all gone. |
| Featuring | Liquid, Clyde Cash |
| Saga |  Liquid Saga
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| Audio Recordings | |
| previous n/a |
next n/a |
More Than A Feeling THE TRUE VERSION by Christian Weston Chandler (CWC)
| More Than A Feeling THE TRUE VERSION by Christian Weston Chandler (CWC) | |
| Stardate | 29 July 2009 |
| Subject Matter | Music
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| Shirt | Brown
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| Liquid Chris' videos | |
| previous That Slanderous Clyde Cash is Harassing me Again |
next Christian Weston Chandler (Ricardo) Hablar con el Impostor, And MANY OTHER NOTIFICATIONS! |
VIDEO DESCRIPTION:
| The IMPOSTOR Ian Brandon Anderson (Possibly Clyde Cash) sent me THIS:
"You are NOT GOING TO REPLY, Much less COME AND FACE ME! If You Can Not even TAKE THE TIME TO ACCEPT MY CHALLENGE, then I'm just going to have to REPORT YOUR SORRY ASS TO MY DETECTIVE; HE WILL BE ON YOUR SORRY ONE FASTER than a Sonic-Boom. Nice Doll.
Christian Weston Chandler 14 Branchland Ct. Ruckersville, Virginia 22968 434-990-0198
HE DIDN'T EVEN SIGN IT AT THE END. What a TROLL. Also, Shout-Out to my Sweet Peach, Kacey, I will Post her Account Later. CWC |
Christian Weston Chandler (Ricardo) Hablar con el Impostor, And MANY OTHER NOTIFICATIONS!
| Christian Weston Chandler (Ricardo) Hablar con el Impostor, And MANY OTHER NOTIFICATIONS! | |
| Stardate | 31 July 2009 |
| Subject Matter | Kacey  Autism Clyde Cash Sonichu Video Game
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| Performance Style | Random Access Humor Angry Reason Smug
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| Shirt | Brown
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| Liquid Chris' videos | |
| previous More Than A Feeling THE TRUE VERSION by Christian Weston Chandler (CWC) |
next C.W.C. SingStar Challenge #1: You're Pitiful Weird Al Yankovic |
VIDEO DESCRIPTION:
| Bonjour, Loyal Amigos. (Random-Access Humor Joke!)
I am Successful as Ever and no TROLLS and their Cohorts will OVERTAKE Me. He is TROLLIN' STUPID. Also, MidnightKissable (Kacey, my Heartsweet) I LOVE YOU! Clyde Cash is a Good Man. Stay True, and Peace! And Love. CWC |
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