User:Windows OS

Hi. I'm Windows OS. I am a user with Asperger syndrome, so I'm stealing the spotlight from TRUE and HONEST autistic people like Chris (might actually be a good thing, less association of autism with Chris!) I had developed an interest on the history of everyone's favorite lolcow, so I decided to make my own account here. Well, here we go.

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/OSWindows Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/OSWindowsOS

Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!

Ass Burger This user has Asperger's Syndrome and tries to take the Shine and Limelight away from True Autistics.

Atheist This user is a pizza-faced atheist and does not believe in God nor the Bear.

BlueSpike This user is a BlueSpike fan, and takes delight in Christian's pain.

Jack Thaddeus This user finds Jack Thaddeus and his gay CWCipedia ads to be hilarious.

Liquid Chris This user believes in the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler.

STRAIGHT This user is STRAIGHT. The men like dykes and china while the women like pickles & balls. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos.

Vivian Gee This user applauds Vivian Gee for actually making something funny out of Sonichu.

PS2 This user owns one of the many PS2 systems that isn't covered in Pixelblocks and Legos.

White This user is white and finds Chris's race relations embarrassing.

Wii This user owns a Wii, complete with a magic wand, and would do anything to get into Shigeru Miyamoto's pants.

HEXBox This user is the proud owner of a HEXBox. Chris does not approve.