KCWC
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TUNE IN TO STATION KCWC FOR EVERYTHING! *ALL THE GREAT SONG TYPES FROM CLASSIC TO JAZZ TO COUNTRY TO POP TO HEAVY METAL, EVEN JUGS/KAZOOS/WASHBOARDS; ALL THE EARLY AND LATEST HITS, PLAYED AT RANDOM, AS WELL AS SHORT TALK. HOSTED EVERYDAY BY FAVORITE DISC JOCKY, JAMSTA SONICHU, AND CO-HOSTED BY HIS NUMBER ONE WOMAN, LOLISA ROSECHU! |
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| KCWC advertisement, Sonichu 8. | ||
KCWC is a fictional radio station created by Chris and hosted by plagiarized characters. Originally began IRL in Chris's bedroom, where he recorded his own radio shows onto cassette tapes. Tragically, it appeared in the comic as well.
Despite the ad claiming that KCWC plays "EVERYTHING", they have only been shown to play "More Than a Feeling" and "La Vida Loca". It's also highly unlikely that Chris listens to heavy metal (outside of Guitar Hero), though the jury is still out regarding washboards.
KCWC further functions as a propoganda outlet for the CWCville mayoral office, as evidenced in Sonichu 8 where the staff can be seen to slavishly praise their ruler and his draconian laws.
Staff
KCWC is run by DJ Jamsta, a sexually androgynous hedgehog whose main job seems to be spouting cliched catchphrases and hitting badly on the female guests in a vain attempt to STAY STRAIGHT. His sidekick is Lolisa, a worthless Rosechu.
Controversies
KCWC gained international attention for holding an interview with Chris's only fan, SonichuFan1985, and also for breaking hedgehog labor laws.
FCC violation
It should be noted that KCWC is in violation of FCC rules, as being located in CWCville, its call sign ought to begin with W. If Chris does not change this, it is quite possible he will be investigated and prosecuted by the FBI.
Also, Central Wyoming College would probably like a word with him, seeing as they have both a public television station and a student radio station with the KCWC calls legally. Copyright violations against a public institution with a heavy gun-owning citizenry aren't likely to be taken lightly.