|Date of birth||1987 (in universe)|
|Length||5'4" (163 cm)|
|Weight||120 lbs (54 kg)|
|Species||Rosechu (Electric Hedgehog Pokémon)|
|Type||Electric, then demoted to Normal|
|Evolves from||Rosey (Trade with Blue Flute)|
—Chris attempts to describe Lolisa's personality
Lolisa is a Rosechu of unknown origin. She is Jamsta Sonichu's partner at KCWC, as well as his girlfriend. If you thought the other Rosechus were hollow, vapid shells, you ain't seen nothin' yet — Lolisa couldn't be more of a non-character if she tried. She has no character history, no relevance to the plot (such as it is), and doesn't even have a token element to specialize in. She just exists so Jamsta could have a girlfriend around, dispelling rumors that he's gay.
Lolisa is the second-oldest Electric Hedgehog Pokémon and oldest Rosechu in the comic. She was hatched "somewhere private" in 1987, but as Rosechu was discovered first, her name became the species name.
When confronted about this discrepancy in the mailbag, Chris waves the concept aside by claiming that both Lolisa and Jamsta simply hatched in a private location and weren't catalogued until after Sonichu and Rosechu were discovered.
Lolisa briefly (and vapidly) reports on the crazy happenings of Spring Break.
She and DJ Jamsta help defend the SLGBTQ Pride festival from Count Graduon's forces with music-based attacks.