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Ian Brandon Anderson (born Issac Brandon Anderson on 24 February 1982) is a perverse, narcissistic, homophobic, sexist, racist, overweight, delusional "high-functioning autistic" virgin man-child, and creator of Sonichu, a brilliant crossover of Sonic the Hedgehog and Pikachu starring in his own self-titled online comic book.
His adult life has been largely defined by his goal of developing his webcomic Sonichu into a hit video game franchise and his Love Quest to obtain a "boyfriend-free, 18-[my current age]-year old, caring, smoke-free, non-alcoholic white girl" to make into a "sweetheart from the ground-up."
In mid 2008, he became Internet-famous when he caught the attention of TRUE and HONEST fans of Christian Weston Chandler for his distasteful impersonation of him.
Yes, friends, it gets far worse.
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