RomanticLabyrinth
An Ol' Classic Dream, later renamed RomanticLabyrinth, is the tenth animation Chris posted to Flipnote Hatena. It is essentially one of Chris's sex fantasies conveyed in Flipnote form and is, of course, completely horrifying. It is, as the name suggests, based off of the watery maze dream, albeit featuring (censored) genitalia (complete with erection), nipples, and china, as well as implied sex - note that this is against the rules of Flipnote Hatena. Chris then demands that his fellow Flipnote Hatena users shower him in tons of stars in order for him to post an uncensored version, which, of course, would violate the website's terms of service even more.
Flipnote Hatena, being a family-friendly organization, removed the video minutes after it went up. Fortunately for us (or unfortunately, depending on your viewpoint), citizens of the CWCki were able to save an archival copy of the animation even faster, and TheCWCvilleLibrary had soon mirrored it.
Later on the same day, Chris put up a new version with both characters wearing hastily-drawn-on clothing and the hard-on replaced by a strange white cloud, reminiscent of the edits made to Sonichu 8. This was removed after being reported again. Chris then attempted to upload a third version, this one preceded by a long self-aggrandizing rant begging the site's administrators not to delete it, but the mods were quick on the draw and removed it before anyone could see it.
In the Father Call Chris claimed he had this dream when he was nine, meaning that either he was a randy nine year old or his memories of the dream are completely ficticious.
Video
| An Ol' Classic Dream | |
| Search for video | Youtube, archive |
| Stardate | June 27, 2010 |
| Subject Matter |  Sex
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| The OFFICIAL CWC Flipnotes | |
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Transcript
[A title card appears: "An Ol' Classic Dream... 18+ Only". The 18 appears to have been hastily altered from a 13.]
[A maze is displayed, showing a staircase and two dots. The dots move towards each other. The camera zooms in on the dots, and an arrow is drawn pointing to one of them, labeled "ME".]
[A naked, anatomically-correct male stick figure (with a censored penis) is shown wading through a watery hallway, presumably within the maze. He looks around and notices something; lines indicating surprise appear over his head. He smiles. The camera moves to the left, revealing a naked, anatomically-correct female stick figure (with censored nipples and vagina). The male stick figure's censor box grows longer, indicating an erection. A heart appears in a thought bubble above both stick figures' heads.]
[The stick figures are shown in a different, watery room. They move towards each other and make out. A heart appears around the two of them.]
[This situation is then shown to be a dream that Chris is having.]
LOVELY WOMAN, I LOVE YOU! ♥
IF ONLY I KNEW WHO YOU ARE IN REALITY
[Chris's signature appears above the Flipnote Chris's head.]
TO ENJOY THIS DREAM UNCENSORED, OFFER A TOTAL SUM OF FIVE MILLION...
STARS [star] INCLUDING 100 GREEN, 10 RED, 10 BLUE...
5 PURPLE AND 5 ORANGE.
Music: "City in the Clouds" by Howard Drossin
Have a Good and Safe Day. Christian W. Chandler.
Second Version
It is the same as the first version except the people are clothed and Chris does not make an offer to uncensor it.
Third Version
*I want to NOTE, the "RomanticLabyrinth" FlipNote is NOT
Inappropriate; the People are CLOTHED, THERE IS NO VIOLENCE,
THERE IS NO FLASHING! I WILL NOT BE DELETED FROM TROLLS WHO...
FALSELY REPORT MY ROMANTIC FANTASY AND MY STRAIGHTNESS AS A VIOLATION,
Just so those DANG Idiots can get away portraying me as a Homosexual Which IS WRONG!!!
Admins of F.N. Hatena who see my complaint here, please monitor ALL comments posted
anywher [sic] on F.N.H.; it is Very Difficult to Locate and Block Every Single One, Only to have them
create NEW Accounts ONLY TO Continue Trolling Me Like They've done so far. And please
allow me to keep my account on F.N.H. and allow my RomanticLabyrinth to Stay as my
Own FlipNote On the Hatena in the name of MY Right to speak of myself for myself and
Not be described by False Rumors fabricated by the Trollin' Stupid People.
Thank You. Peace, Christian Weston Chandler.
The second version follows after the text.