JK Productions
In August of 2008, Chris excitedly endorsed a new blog that was supposedly the official journal of JK Productions, a company claiming to be developing Sonichu: The Game. Juxtaposing 'screenshots' of absurdly basic in-game features with artwork that was far superior to the source material and annotated by a hyper commentary, the blog was nonetheless shrewd enough to convince some (not least Chris) of its authenticity.
That was until September, when, on the basis of an alleged cease-and-desist order from Nintendo and Sega, pickle-happy pictures of character redesigns were premiered. Sonichu was replaced by 'Reginald' (also the name of Chris's imaginary son), an upper class anteater/eel hybrid. Rosechu was similarly replaced by an 'anteel' - specifically, a Village People inspired, boner-sporting anteel. Finally, Chris-Chan himself was replaced by a sassy, female reimagining which he no doubt fapped over.
Shortly thereafter, JK Productions claimed to have broken ties with Chris altogether, in disgusted protest at the Spring Break Issue;
| “ | He certainly has a point that we should encourage women's rights...to bear arms! It is advisable to keep this man a great distance from the nearest vagina.Do not be so down, for there is some good news too. You see, JKProductions has acquired the trademark for Sonichu, making him our official property! Christian Weston Chandler's "Sonichu" comics, should henceforth be recognized as an, *ahem*, poorly done fan-comic (laughs.) | ” |
| JK Productions, being lulzy. | ||
Chris was left to sheepishly admit to being trolled and return to harassing Nintendo executives.
A partial archive of the blog can be found here.
History
On 17 August 2008, Chris updated his website that was previously dead for a year with a new entry echoing the demands of his latest video, in which he calls for all the Sonichu fans to storm Nintendo and Sega with requests that his character be given official merchandise. He also promises the finale to this season of Sonichu within 6 months, and a new series starting next year.
Normally this may seem a trivial update in the adventures of CWC. However, with this post he released a new blog dedicated to Sonichu: The Game (at http://sonichugame.blogspot.com, now deleted and not archived) made up of mostly "fan art", with a few of his own pictures accompanying Sakurai-like updates to the game's progression.
The blog may seem to be fake as it is somewhat legible unlike his main page. However, he directly links to the blog on his updated tripod website. Obviously, someone made the website and then sent him a link, so the site is run completely independent of Chris. Wherever it's headed, it's sure to be lulzy.
On 5 September 2008, the official Sonichu game blog revealed what many people had suspected: that it was the work of an elaborate troll. In a post claiming that SEGA and Nintendo had slapped 'production' with a cease and desist order, the resident blogger offered his redesigns of Sonichu and Rosechu; an upper class and a Hardgay impersonating anteater/eel hybrid respectively. That Chris would condone such radical alterations of his 100% totally original characters is enough to raise eyebrows, but a more-than-fleeting inspection of 'Reginald' - Sonichu's reimagining - shows that he is armed with that appendage Chris dreads most, i.e. a pickle. Oh, and Rosechu's equivalent has a beard and a boner, I suppose that's worth mentioning as well. A follow-up post was submitted on 6 September 2008, featuring a redesign of the big CWC himself. Chris is convinced that JKProductions was not a troll and continued to endorse their blog as the 'Official CWC Approved Sonichu Video Game Blog' on both his website and YouTube account until the demise of the former. He has never had the faintest idea as to what "JK" stood for.
Game art
"Here are some masterful drawings by our very own Artist and CSIII practitioner: Mike Sandy" ... "Sonichu, having beaten the snot out of a Jerkop, strikes a cool pose.."
"The conceptual profile of Sonichu. These are subject to alterations."
"Sonichu in the act of kicking a jerkop square in the face! Ouch."
"Sonichu is just too extreme for this angry jerkop."
"Could this be? Sonichu is really zapping to the extreme!"
"Of course, the Sonichu game will feature bosses of many shapes and sizes. Allow me to introduce you to one of them." ... "This is the jerkop, he is quite large, no? He dislikes virgins, as well as Sonichu. He will attack them both on sight."
"Ah, very large indeed. He is very lazy too! Instead of fighting, he sends his jerkop minions to do his dirty work."
"Look out! The poor jerkhief is much to large to move on his own! Should you wear him down..."
"Oh my... H-he really knows how to get around!"
"Most games for the PC feature title screens, and sonichu is no exception to this..."
