Allison Amber

Allison Amber (born 1979/80 is Chris's secretary in Sonichu. She was introduced in Sonichu #6 to explain how Chris can be Mayor of CWCville without actually doing any real work.

Biography

What's that, Mr. Chandler? You want me to take care of your talking zombie dog? Well, I guess the Fire Department's payroll can wait until tomorrow...

In Episode 12.5, Chris introduced his dog Patti (1988–2006) to the storyline by having her magically transformed into the talking, bipedal Patti-Chan. Chris took her to the CWCville Mayoral Office, where she could run free among the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon without grossing anyone out.

“	Not only is it a home-away-from-home, but every city document, every public decision, every single fun event that goes on in this community are all planned and stored here in these four walls.	”
Chris, describing his Stasi hallucinations to his dead dog

Shit was SO cash!

Writing this part of the story must have forced Chris to give serious thought to his fictional duties as Mayor, in light of the events of Sonichu #4, where he was shown mostly sitting around in various shops and fast food places eating junk food and hoping that women would notice him. Typical of Chris's thought process, he quickly realized the solution to this plot hole: he has his secretary do everything for him.

Enter Allison Amber, a former movie star who "retired early to pursue her dream of being the aide of a big cheese like [Chris]."

For no clear reason, Allison has a picture of Batman hanging on the wall behind her desk. This may be a reference to:

• Family Guy, which features Batman star Adam West as the fictional Mayor of the fictional town of Quahog, Rhode Island
• Lucius Fox, an assistant that does all his superior's work while he is out fighting crime; in Sonichu, Allison does all of Chris's work while he stalks girls.

Trivia

• Allison Amber appears on Chris's "One Girl Coupon", a sort of sex coupon that entitles the bearer to one girlfriend, and the recipients must "do anything necessary." Golden showers, Cleveland steamers, and going Greek may still be extra though. This ticket is absolute proof that Chris is not a sexist. Also note that it says "of any desired age."

WARNING: Presenting this coupon to 99.99999% of boyfriend-free girls will result in rejection, and may lead to the sex offenders' register.