User:Pfargtl9000

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I am a box I cram key points into a nutshell. JERK This user is a JERK and takes away all the girls. White This user is white and finds Chris's race relations embarrassing. Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud! Atheist This user is a pizza-faced atheist and does not believe in God nor the Bear. Liquid Chris This user believes in the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler. Clyde Cash This user supports Clyde Cash, who is a true Patriot. Jack Thaddeus This user finds Jack Thaddeus and his gay CWCipedia ads to be hilarious. Kitty This user thinks Kitty is the best Chandler cat! :3 PS2 This user owns one of the many PS2 systems that isn't covered in Pixelblocks and Legos. PS3 This user is in possession of a life upgrade, and treats it with the respect it deserves - unlike Chris. HEXBox This user is the proud owner of a HEXBox. Chris does not approve. Wii This user owns a Wii, complete with a magic wand, and would do anything to get into Shigeru Miyamoto's pants. Grammar Nazi This user edits the CWCki to exterminate all typos and grammatical errors. HEIL GRAMMAR! Observer This user is taking it Easy. They have followed Chris-Chan's movements, but hasn't contributed to the trolling efforts.

Oh hi there. I fucked up last year and left. Now I'm back.