User:Mon1ka

Wii This user owns a Wii, complete with a magic wand, and would do anything to get into Shigeru Miyamoto's pants.

Liquid Chris This user believes in the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler.

Misses Old Chris This user misses Chris's old shenanigans, and never wanted it to get this fucking depressing and batshit insane.

Transgendered This user is transgendered and would very much like to become the opposite sex. If Chris ever falls off the straight path, he'll join you.

Weeaboo This user is a weeaboo and is devastated by Chris's taste in animu. この人はおたくだので、アニメはクリスーちゃんに好かれたのは我慢しなさい。 Because this person is geek, anime was not liked by Sudie Endure chestnut.

Bisexual This user is bisexual and likes both pickles and china. Simonchu would be so proud!

Atheist This user is a pizza-faced atheist and does not believe in God nor the Bear.