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I want to warn other women

Hello, my name is Jackie. Jesus, I can't believe I'm doing this.

Long story short, I'm in the market for a boyfriend and I posted online, thinking I would give it a shot. I meet a guy named Christian Weston Chandler. Guess where this is going.

I didn't know anything about this guy before I met him there. I talked back and forth with him for a bit on email, got to know him a little. I didn't know he was such an internet freak. But he told me all about this cwcki site, because I wanted to know more about him and I wanted him to make a video for me. He initially refused to make a video for me because he said it "got him in trouble before". I didn't know what he meant, so he sent me here to see videos of him talking to previous girlfriends and how the nasty trolls got him in trouble for it. Mind you, he was very careful to remind me that this website is full of lies and shouldn't be trusted, despite the fact he himself sent me here.

But I respected the fact he was at least being honest with me about this online shit. Or so it seemed. I watched a bunch of his videos, got more and more disturbed by them. I questioned him on some things, like how he apparently cheated on one of his ex-girlfriends with some other girl online. As was quite insulting (but not at all surprising now that I've familiarized myself with this site), he lied to me and said it never happened. Even though he himself admitted to cheating on her in a video HE MADE.

And a bunch of other shit he lied about too. Like professing his love for me every five minutes, even though he COULDN'T REMEMBER MY FUCKING NAME. Check this video out: http://www.mediafire.com/?zzivjw32mlj I asked him to make me a video showing me his female-pleasuring skills (this was before I started to realize what a disgusting piece of shit he is), and he CALLS ME BY HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND'S NAME.

So there you go, have at it. He calls this website full of liars, but as far as I can tell he's a worthless piece of shit and this site is pretty frank about it. I'm fucking done dealing with him but I thought I'd contribute my experience as a warning to all the other women in Virginia.--JaxRomy 12:24am, 22 April 2010 (EST)

  • Hello Jackie, and welcome. I am sorry you had to encounter Christian without any prior warning- the truth must be shocking and a little frightening (you know he twice tried to convince the trolls to trick him into raping someone who was trying to help him and only looking out for his best interests, right?). I'm sure I speak for everyone here when I say that you are most welcome here, and that your experience will be added to the massive (and growing) pile of documentation regarding this mental man and his life. Your goal of warning others is a noble one and I invite you to come, join in the documentation and study of Christian Weston Chandler. Again, you have my sympathies. -Ronichu 04:54, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
  • Glad to be of service! Also, if you feel like you want to, you can add a better profile for him to Dontdatehimgirl.com--there's been one up there since 4chan/SA found his comic in 2007 and it's woefully out of date. And sorry you had to put up with being in a relationship with Chris. You are also welcome to contribute any information you want.--MoarLurk 04:58, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
  • Welcome, Jackie, and I apologize for the inconvenience you had in registering for a new account. If you have any questions or concerns, feel free to leave a message on my talk page.--Champthom 05:01, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
  • Chris chan, "cute"? Lol. Anyway, welcome. --James Lamp-Eye 05:08, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
  • At least Chris had the lack of sense to point you here and warn you of what you were in for if you met him. Every new bit of Chris we see is darker and more disturbing than the last. This site does little more than hold a mirror up to Chris and let his own words speak for themselves. Enjoy exploring the man-child-sized bullet you just dodged. Any and all contributions you wish to make would be most appreciated. As you can see, we "trolls" are mainly fascinated observers of the perversion of nature known as Christian Chandler. --TubularMonkey 05:31, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
  • Jackie, I am so sorry you had to go through this.--Beat 05:58, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
  • Welcome and we're sorry for what you had to experience with Chris. You were lucky he pointed you here so soon. --Caboose -1 06:01, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
  • Welcome Jackie and thank you for sharing your experience with us. I must congratulate you on your fortitude. The video he sent you make me feel quite nauseous and it's not even aimed at me! Yes, Christian Chandler is quite the sick puppy we describe and yet your e-mails are filled with juicy details and interesting anecdotes. You have proven your value and you are most welcome here among us. Griffintown 06:10, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
  • Hey, there. I'm so sorry about what happened between you and Chris, but it was for the best, yes? Hope you have fun here. じゃね!--SniperFire16 13:21, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

YOU ARE FAGGOTS

every single last one of you. seriously. Clydec 01:52, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

  • We love you too, Clyde. --Lime Madotsuki.png 02:05, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
  • Have my babiez, plz?--SniperFire16 03:24, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
  • I want you inside me, Clyde. -Ronichu 02:30, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
  • Oh Clyde, you're too nice. --BreadGod 03:25, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
  • Cool.--Beat 03:40, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
  • Yes. Griffintown 12:47, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

Icon Templates

So I've added some code to the icon templates (and even added the normal icon template code to about a third of the shirt icons) so we can toggle the text labels for the icons. I mainly forsee this being useful for the video boxes on articles, rather than having to type {{BlueRedSleeveRugby}} Blue & Red Sleeve Rugby, you can type {{BlueRedSleeveRugby|text=yes}} to generate the same effect. It also allows all uses of the icon template to be easily updated, should we decided to do something like rename a shirt.

I notice that there is a lot of inconsistency on pages with videos - some use icon templates, some don't - so do partly, probably due to new icon templates having later been made. So my plan is to revisit pages with videos and update them to use the templates. My dilemma is - should the format for showing the text be: {{Icontemplate|text=yes}} or {{Icontemplate|text}} or something else? --Anonymax 23:56, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

Oh and examples of the icons with their respective text labels can be found here. --Anonymax 23:59, 24 April 2010 (UTC)
I reallllly need some feedback on this. Plz replai --Anonymax 11:17, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
  • Hey mate, looks fantastic. In my position as a complete nobody I approve of this change. Going back and retroactively changing every video is gunna be interesting, however... -Ronichu 22:32, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
  • It's a good job Anonymax. Well done- I was watching as you put them up last night, you've done a great job with them --YawningSquirtleRedux 22:38, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
Well I had to make the change to the templates so the default behaviour was not to show the label - in an ideal world, the default would be to show the label. I'm currently a fan of the {{Icontemplate|text}} way of triggering the display of labels - and unless anyone comes up with a reason to set it a different way, I'll make some changes soon. Yes the task of going through every page with video templates is going to take some time - however, it will help make all of them consistent. We like consistency. --Anonymax 00:58, 26 April 2010 (UTC)
Added some more code to my sandbox version of an icon template - now the template will accept custom text:
  • {{Icontemplate}} produces ComicsComics
  • {{Icontemplate|text}} produces ComicsComics Comics
  • {{Icontemplate|Some Text}} produces ComicsComics Some Text
A more flexible solution methinks --Anonymax 01:32, 26 April 2010 (UTC)
  • That works well, good job --YawningSquirtleRedux 02:43, 26 April 2010 (UTC)
  • I think I'm happy with the sandbox example for icon templates and their usage - but any suggestions for improvements before I start to apply it to all templates would be good --Anonymax 14:54, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

All icon templates have been updated now. The process of editing each video page to make use of the templates is slowly underway. --Anonymax 02:26, 4 May 2010 (UTC)

Sonichu update

I noticed today that some troll has "updated" Sonichu 11 with some new pages. Does anybody know who is this troll?J0haely 00:06, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

Protip: When stuff appears on CWCipedia, we put it there. Clyde in all likelyhood. --YawningSquirtleRedux 00:09, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

Then the troll failed in completely capturing Chris's fail. The comic is actually well done and funny. But in all seriousness, i'm starting to thinkg that its alec after seeing th sonichu 11 page here.J0haely 00:14, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

nah, the style is different, take for example the sonichu revolution pages, they are more blunt and the chris chan character ends up being the lazy jerk he usually is, while his characters are more kind and/or dumber than usual. This one has chris chan acting with reason, and focuses more onto the sonichus, and how they should really react on theyr miserable lives, on the other hand, this does go with someof the plans i've read around the CWCipedia.Basgon 00:24, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

It was originally done by a PVCC poster, and appeared there first. --YawningSquirtleRedux 00:34, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

It's hilarious. I'm thinking I'll add this to the CWC blog page, with a note saying that Wikisysop's account was "hacked" and not TRUE AND HONEST. Gotta keep up appearances, you know.--Beat 00:40, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
Its funny until the end, when its just pretty depresing, but as realistic as it could be.J0haely 00:54, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

An attempt to rebuild old bridges

Hello friends. Embarrassed as I was by Chris's DEPLORABLE behavior concerning his latest female victim, I decided to write a letter to express my sheerest disapproval with his habitual dishonesty. Inspired by that young woman's disclosure of her correspondences, here is the letter I posted:

From: Alec-Chan Asperchu <albasperchu@live.com>

To: Mayor Ian Brandon Anderson <chrischansonichu@aol.com>

Hey, Chris, it's Alec. How you doing?

Some of my fans linked me to that new girl Jackie on the cwcki, all those emails between you two. Too bad she broke the confidence you two had, I didn't think that was necessary. But I like best the part where she thinks I was you and asks you about my comics, and you respond by saying I was some guy who made a "fan-fiction" of Sonichu and have been trying to "1-up" you this whole time. Wow, Chris, way to go back on your fucking word once again. Remember when you told me you understood Asperchu was original and that it had nothing to do with Sonichu? Guess that was a lie. I'd say I am disappointed but since you've lied to me dozens of times already, this is pretty predictable. By the way, I can't really "1-up" a comic that stopped being produced for months at a time, anyway.

On a more positive note, however, I'm happy you ARE finally working on your comic again. Between all my responsibilities and my own comic, it was getting pretty stressful to try to pick up your comic for you, too. I especially like that you decided to kill Sandy (this page: http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_11/Page_27 is my favorite one). Even though you lied to Jackie repeatedly (that's why she dumped you, by the way), it's nice to see that you're now owning up to the fact that Sandy isn't your character any more than Simonla was.

Hope Patty is eating your soul,

Alec

P.S. Hey, you like God of War, don't you? Does your recent video mean you want Kratos to wear a bra? Most men don't have boobs like you do, you know.

I kept things positive and very cordial, as you can see; I wished to make peace. Here was Chris's reply:

From: Mayor Ian Brandon Anderson <chrischansonichu@aol.com>

To: Alec-Chan Asperchu <albasperchu@live.com>

Shut up.

Following this he blocked my email (again). I wish I could say I was disheartened, but as we know this isn't the first time my olive branch has been slapped away... --ALBASPERCHU 21:52, 24 April 2010 (CST)

Alec, every time you post it's like a tiny gift from the heavens.--Beat 03:04, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
Seconded.--SniperFire16 22:18, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
  • Alec, I want you. Bad. -Ronichu 22:29, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
Alec, if you are ever in new york you are welcome here

Internal Server Error 500

Over the past 15min, I've noticed this error occurring more frequently. Also the site seems to be running slower today. --Anonymax 17:35, 26 April 2010 (UTC) - observing

Now getting worse again --Anonymax 00:45, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

Not noticed it in any seriousness for a while --YawningSquirtleRedux 10:14, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

The most retarded thing ever

http://cwctwitter.wikia.com/wiki/CWCville_Twitter_Wiki

and legi0n complained about ed. jesus christ. they even stole the box template that i stole from halcy :( --Cogsdev 12:17, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

  • A wiki for Sonichu Joke Twitters. Oh internet, you never cease to amaze.--Beat 17:46, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

CWCpedia down

am i the only one getting an error when trying to enter cwcpedia? has chris taken the page down?J0haely 11:20, 29 April 2010 (UTC)

Chris can't take it down. It's just 110MB being stupid again.--Beat 14:44, 29 April 2010 (UTC)

A Question...

Has anyone here thought of trying to send Christian a copy of "Undateable"? I think the book might break his brain... I mean, one of thing things listed in that book that makes a guy Undateable is "he plays videogames"... you all see where I'm going with this? -Keeperofthekorteenee

This might be an idea. If you got some spare money, please send him a copy. By the way, to sign your post, you need to type the symbol "~" four times. Griffintown 01:46, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
  • This is interesting. Let me give it some thought, although to be honest Chris doesn't want to make himself more datable, he wants the standards of the entire eligable female population of the world to change to accomodate him. That's why, no matter how many times people say Girls are the metal, boys are the magnets he will scream denials and complain that it should be or, alternatively, sometimes is the other way around. Chris not only does not want to improve himself, he actively resists such attempts because he is perfect and you can't improve on perfection. -Ronichu 02:34, 4 May 2010 (UTC)

Remember when Vivian sent a book to Chris? Any book you send Chris, that isn't positive stupid advice like "How To Talk To Girls" won't make any sort of effect on him.Basgon 04:54, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
I think the Jackie emails have shown us exactly how little Chris is prepared to go through for china, I seriously doubt that he'll make as immense an improvement as giving up his precious vidya for it. Besides, he outright refused to sell any of his videogames or game systems during the Miyamoto saga, and let's keep in mind that the manchild has like 500 games and 10 game systems No, I'm afraid Chris will forever be a virgin with rage, unless maybe he gets the chance of a free hooker again (he did accept a fatty/redhead as a potential sweetheart). Banzai881 21:22, 4 May 2010 (UTC)

Chris is able to call the entire practice of Psychology stupid simply because it doesn't match up with his opinions on aspergers. The manchild can Mental Block shit like you wouldn't believe.
If someone sent him the book, he would just toss it in the giant pile of crap in his room and forget about it. On the slim chance that he actually did read it he would either mental block it (Well that's just your OPINION/That's debatable) or miss the point completely (Wow! Good thing none of these apply to me, because I'm perfect). If we go for the best possible outcome here and assume he both reads it, and misses the point completely, we might get some moderate lulz if he chooses to make a video and lecture us all on how much he knows about dating, but the chances of that happening are near-zero.
Still, if you wanna buy Chris free stuff, be my guest.--Beat 22:07, 4 May 2010 (UTC)

To all of you... good point. I'm a bit new to mocking this idiot manchild; I'll catch up eventually... Keeperofthekorteenee 22:42, 4 May 2010 (UTC)

Welcome, friend, and enjoy the ride. I reccomend Chris and art and Chris and English, two of my favs :D Banzai881 22:52, 4 May 2010 (UTC)


Hello All

New user here, been browsing this excellent site for a few days now, after first hearing about Chris last year. Look forward to becoming a contributing member of CWCki, and thought I'd post here to 1. Offer my aid/support/whatever in regards to future trolling efforts (You guys have done some really excellent work, if I may say so), and 2. Let it be known that the PVCC forum is apparently having trouble in regards to getting new-user registration past the "fill in your data and submit for registration" phase (I realize that it's a private forum, and that may well be by design, but I thought I'd speak up on the off chance that it's not intentional). Anyway, I suppose that's all I have to say at the moment, so... Yeah. Hello. RobGoblin 17:16, 6 May 2010 (UTC)

y hello thar--Wintermute 20:01, 7 May 2010 (UTC)
Hiii <(^_^)> J0haely 01:08, 8 May 2010 (UTC)
The PVCC registrations are being submitted, but the handling of the confirmation page is broken. It's a known issue - unlikely to be fixed soon though. --Anonymax 01:47, 8 May 2010 (UTC)

Hello Rob. And Hello CWCKi. I am another new user, and I would also like to offer my assistance as a writer/contributor as well as in any future trolling efforts. I first heard about CWC from monkeyoaaron's (sp?) Ear Rape Coffee video on the youtube. So I did a little research and found CWC's TRUE and HONEST videos of fail. I found out about the CWCki when Hells1ng920 posted his epic rant on youtube, he had a link to this website so I clicked it and it led me here, and now I'm a member, so I will talk to you all later! U2rockfan 11:50, 8 May 2010 (UTC) (Patriot720 on Youtube)

Hello, everyone. I am new here, although I've lurked for quite a bit, and I would like to commend you for all your dedication towards chronicling the manchild's life. I've been missing out on the action for way too long, and I'm eager and willing to help this wiki grow and expand. I dutifully offer my services as a contributor and participant of any trolling attempts. Anyways, hello! :D-Hiiro 02:33, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

Performance styles

I have been browsing aorund the videos for a while and noticed that maybe we could add "Racist" to the performance styles as they have been relatively frequent. (the jugaloo, bunny hop video, the surfshack tito saga videos and possibly some others i may have missed).J0haely 01:12, 8 May 2010 (UTC)

500 Internal Server Error

Is it any better now? Clydec 20:08, 8 May 2010 (UTC)

Chris is dead, now what

So lets say that our hero decides to become an hero what becomes of the wiki ? --Wintermute 06:55, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

i never realized that. but i doubt that chris would become an hero. i think it would be by diabetes or a heart attack. but either way i fear the day, as it would mean that the cwcki would go down.J0haely 12:39, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
  • The CWCki will remain as a warning to future generations. The mistakes of CWC must never be repeated. --Ronichu 13:08, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

That is actually something I have wondered for a while. What if Chris died? Hhhmmm...Well, for one thing, Da Update would certainly slow down. CWCipedia would either shut down, be turned into a monument to Chris or be opened to trolls again. And then CWCki would become a site for literal Christorians, and everyone would just be devoted to researching Chris's life. Then one day, Cogs sells the information to a movie studio, and we get Christian Weston Chandler: The Movie. --Edward 13:21, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

Visual consistency of comic Chris

Anyone notice how Chris has drawn himself looking like 50 different people across all these issues? Anyway, I'm thinking of either adding an article about this or incorporating it into the comic chris page as a special section, any thoughts? Banzai881 18:54, 10 May 2010 (UTC)

  • At one point, I wanted to collaborate every depiction of Chris into one image, but given he draws himself differently so many times, it is a Herculean task. If you feel like it, go for it. I'd say that this could easily be incorporated into the character page for Chris's comic book self. --Champthom 21:25, 10 May 2010 (UTC)

Gamefaqs

Profile

Modnation

Street Fighter

The writing style's pretty close. If it's a troll, he's either too subtle for his own good, or has no real goal other than "Pretend to be Chris".--Beat 17:47, 11 May 2010 (UTC)

  • Get Clyde to confirm or deny it and we'll go from there. --Champthom 04:50, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
  • Sir yes sir.--Beat 07:28, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
  • That thing reeks of Chris. I would bet money that it's him. --T K 19 08:23, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
  • Believe it or not, I think Chris can spell separate. And also,it doesn't seem like him to try to help people. * "I will personally Not Judge one or Separate any individual People as such"

From the CWC Blog Banzai881 17:50, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

  • Chris's writing style is highly inconsistent. Also, he's not "helping" them, it's more like he's trying to "rally the masses" so he can port his save data from one game to another. Or something like that.--MoarLurk 17:57, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
  • "Rally the masses", I like that, it seems just like something he would do. But still, I have my doubts, some elaborate trolling might be set up here. In any case, I don't think we should concern ourselves with this until it's confirmed it's Chris or Chris responds to it being false. Banzai881 18:03, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
  • Well, he could be a troll, but Occams's razor leads me to say he's the real deal. Here's another thread Chris posted in: [1]. --T K 19 19:34, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

Memo on uploading images

If you upload images you found on other sites, try to source the HONEST and ORIGINAL creator when possible, or at least where you found it. It's good wiki policy in general. Likewise, try to use Creative Commons stuff whenever possible. --Champthom 04:53, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

Sydney Kirsch

In the wake of the Jackie emails, on or about the 22nd of April a brave troll woman named Sydney Kirsch mistook Chris for "another Chris" at The Game Place, with whom she had intended to do some Poke'mon related business. Since she had forgotten this handsome, devilishly charming man's e-mail address, she simply googled Chris and The Game Place then e-mailed the first place that came up. The following is all record of what took place...

Sydney had the noble end-goal of wanting to get Chris to resume answering the mailbags, by trading naked pictures of herself for answered questions. Unfortunately... things did not turn out that way at all.

Some subject matter (mostly audio clips and voice mail messages) have not been posted because they are mostly irrelevant, don't add to the story and/or don't contain input from Chris. Note that the date/time stamps on e-mails are for Virginia time, while the date/time stamps on audio clips are Adelaide, Australia time. --Ronichu

  • Dude, don't forget to sign your posts! Anyways, I moved all the stuff about Sydney here because I didn't expect you to make an entire damn page on the community portal about her. I can confirm that Chris was in contact with Sydney so yeah, we could make a regular page for her. For the time being, there's that user page. Not sure what to call a page for her though - most pages that are about the person are about the person them self and not so much the actual conversations they had with Chris (see Vanessa Hudgens versus Vanessa Saga). Yet this isn't a proper saga, given the nature of it. We can't just call it e-mails because there's also those two call. So mostly we need a name for this page and we can post stuff there.--Champthom 16:55, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
  • I agree that it's definitely not a saga. If you look at the saga timeline someone drew up, the sagas are getting remarkably shorter and shorter. I honestly think to be a saga it has to provoke significant public response from Chris over at least a few months. I don't know what to call it; maybe 'Sydney Contacts'? To be honest, as I said before Champ, I don't know if there's really much here at all. Chris is getting more desperate, he is still looking online but hoping to move it offline ASAP, Chris can't remember people's names... Probably the only significant information in this whole thing is that if you try to call Chris and be a faggot, it will not work so don't try. --Ronichu 00:14, 13 May 2010 (UTC)
  • Jesus, even Chris was bored by those emails. What would be the point of yet another e-girlfriend, anyway? Just stop it already. Squirrelbait 21:37, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
  • The point was to get him to restart the mailbags and nothing more. -Ronichu 22:59, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

the manchild reverts the changes.

It seems that CWC has reverted most of the changes done by his "fan". Apparently, character development is the cancer that will kill sonichu. I saved the changes that were deleted by america's most hated autist. Also apparently, Bubbles is jewish.

The reason he wanted to work with Mary Lee Walsh is because he wanted to align himself with anyone who would do his bidding; however, eventually she wanted to backstab him and then destroyed him.Count Graduon is currently dead, but soon he will return as the evil God Graduon and attack Vamprosa. Sonichu had not evolved into Metonic at that point and soon God Graduon will take over his body.
:Zapina had a sad, lonely life. Her parents were killed by the evil Evan. She used to live in a 2 story house with her mom and dad. One day, Evan was really angry about the popular mayor so he took a gun and shot them dead. Then he lit their house on fire and Zapina had to run away.

Eventually Zapina found comfort in the home of Simonla Rosechu. Evan did not like this and had Simonla killed. It turns out, before Zapina was born, her mom and dad owned a factory where they produced Pokeballs. Evan was a lazy worker at the factory and wanted revenge because they fired him. Soon Zapina would form a relationship with Ganster Sonichu; however, Gangster Sonichu broke up with Zapina because he was dating her to cover up his homosexuality. Zapina would soon be great friends with Sandy Rosechu to help get over her break up.

Cera Rosechu is a very pretty Rosechu who will grow up to become a strong-willed Rosechu. Her mom does not have a lot of time to take care of her because she is too busy saving the day, so her babysitter Heather, takes cares of her.

Her babysitter is a lesbian, however Cera does not grow up to be a lesbian. She is straight like her brother and other sister. Her future husband will be Blake and Bubbles's child who is called Kyle Sonichu. Kyle and Cera are currently in kindergarten being taught by their teacher Mrs. Lyra. Mrs. Lyra is frustrated because Kyle and Cera keep talking in class. Cera is not very good with her mathematics and she often asks Kyle for help.

J0haely 21:40, 14 May 2010 (UTC)

Why are you writing this here and not in the CWCipedia tracker? --T K 19 21:48, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
  • didn't know how. i'm going to right now. someone already did itJ0haely 23:05, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
If Chris reverted the changes without comment, then we need to have the girls make more changes. That ought to infuriate him. --BreadGod 22:42, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
He still hasn't reverted the changes made to the captain's log on the main page. --Anonymax 23:12, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, and I think I know why. This is pure speculation, but I think Chris just checks the recent changes page to get told what's going on. Daria Camacho made a bunch of changes with her account set to bot, and the default setting on that page is to hide bot edits. Chris hasn't reverted them because he has no idea they happened at all.--Beat 02:38, 15 May 2010 (UTC)
Actually, chris did not revert all the edits. the vamprosa page daria set up is unchanged and he didn't delete completely the graduon page. what i copied was just what he deleted.J0haely 13:42, 15 May 2010 (UTC)
Well then I think it's clear that the correct course of action is mass bot vandalism. He'll have no idea what hit him. Bill Lumburg 02:44, 15 May 2010 (UTC)
Yes! Do this! --BreadGod 16:20, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

Broken audio links

Someone, do me a favor and post here pages that need working links to audio downloads and stuff like that. I believe one of the concern with transcribing some of the Mumble chats is that we have no working audio links so we need to fix that. --Champthom 02:01, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

Boss, the ones I could find are:

Mumble 12

CWCCumsforaCat

JackThaddius Call 2

JackThaddius Call 3

Julie Reveals Herself

DPF Phonecall

There may be more. --Ronichu 15:54, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

CHRIS IS STUPID

http://pastebin.com/1YndZLqf Clydec 01:04, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

  • Wait was this chris telling Anonymous to piss off or somebody talking to chris? if it was the former, yeah he's fucked.J0haely 01:18, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
  • god damn can you even read the first fucking line of the fucking thing? Clydec 01:23, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
  • This sounds like Rocky.--MoarLurk 01:20, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
  • this is too fucking retarded to be from anyone else. chris is just trying to justify his fucking atrocious reputation of being a retard. Clydec 01:23, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
    • But since when has he been trolled by Anonymous? When did chris send this email out?J0haely 02:06, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
  • he's probably referring to the old meaning of anonymous. you know, before 4chan. Clydec 02:08, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
  • He might not even make the distinction between his current trolls and the anons. Anyway this is a pretty neat document. Any idea where we should put it? Do we have any extra context?--Beat 03:41, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
  • The e-mail is now the featured quote in the cwcpedia. Well at least the last lines.J0haely 22:05, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

original e-mail:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5a7HN0pa0w&feature=related

This was part of a radio show from a few months ago. It resurfaced recently and I had a listen.

If you wonder why this applies to you: skip to 7:00.

A woman comments about how YOU will be part of her nightmares now.

This is what normal people, not trolls, think of you. If you really think it's just trolls who have formed a bad opinion of you, think again. Just letting you know.

Clydec 21:22, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

I don't see how anyone could have a good or even neutral opinion of Chris after hearing/reading about him. --Shotaru 22:28, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

  • maybe its because chris is the epitome of self delution.J0haely 22:43, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
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