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===Introductory Notes===
===Introductory Notes===


Hello. My name is, uh, Christian Chandler, age 22 at this time. I'll be 23 on February 24th, 2005. [''clears throat''] Eh, anyway, uh, for over a year now, I've, uh, been trying to attract an 18-to-22-year-old [[boyfriend-free girl]], agèd 21 before February 24, 2004, which is this year. Anyhoo, been tryin' for over a year to attract a girl - boyfriend-free girl - and I have [[fail]]ed. And, you know, when you got- when you have so much- so many failures at this time, you can't help but feel sad, you know? And depressed? And here it is, about Christmastime, and, well, all I want for Christmas is a boyfriend-free girl. And a'course, uh, during the time, I have, uh, been a-trying, I been [??] [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|few songs]], about my, uh, Love Quest. And so, for now, for now I'd like to sing to you my, uh, two a'-two a'my songs. [''clears throat and stands up''] First one I sing is one I've made up first, wri'en my own lyrics to a tune, a tune to the song. By the way, [''points to [[Sonichu medallion]] around neck''] this here is Sonichu. You can look him up on the web. [???] put in S-O-N-I-C-H-U as your web search term. Anyway, here's my first song, called "[[So Need A Cute Girl]]."
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===Lyrics===
===Lyrics===

Revision as of 10:35, 8 August 2009

Filmed in December 2004 to promote his Love Quest, All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend follows Chris's performance of So Need a Cute Girl. Chris begins singing this second song shortly before the 5-minute mark.

This video is noteworthy for being the earliest known footage of Chris wearing one of his medallions.

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Introductory Notes

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Lyrics

[sung over "All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth"]

All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend!
A pretty girlfriend! A pretty girlfriend!
All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend,
So that I can be much happier!

All I want for… [pauses to wipe brow] is a girlfriend,
But she has to be 18 to 22!
And she must be boyfriend-freeee, too!
Uh, for all the qualities, check out my profile on match.com!

All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend!
A pretty girlfriend! A pretty girlfriend!
All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend,
So that I won't be so lonely!

Oh, the boyfriend-free factor is so high!
How many boyfriends are paired up with a girl?
You can't tell how many-- what the girlfriends are paired up or not,
Which is the reason why I cannot approach women!

All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend!
A pretty girlfriend! A pretty girlfriend!
All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend,
Now and forever-mooorrre!


Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)

Regular DVD: Sonic Watch & Win Sweepstakes • "Song of Christian" • Mario Kart 64 Lego RacewayChris Chan in the PokéNewsThe City of Cwicville Tour!Animal Crossing DocumentaryThe 24th Wedding Anniversary Special • "So Need a Cute Girl" • "All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend" • Harvey Birdman commercialPixelated PS3FUTURE MESSAGEKCWC broadcastCWC Slideshow NotesSlideshow images
Director's Cut: ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004ChrisAfterChristmas2004