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'''BlueSpike''' (aka '''LeonSpike''') is a 13 year old boy ("a 13 year old brat" according to Chris) who [[troll]]ed [[Chris]] through two identities: a [[sweetheart]] '''Julie''' (aka '''JULAAAY''') and her brother '''Max'''. | |||
The trolling produced lulz such as Chris [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAk63gEX0BU admitting to Julie that he had tried the anal beads and the butt dildo], the infamous [[sex tape]] where he fucks [[Kimmi]], a description of a future scene from [[Sonichu 9]] alluding to his [[Gay 4 Sonichu|gay fans]], how Chris [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xq6zNEO7xW4 hates everything that's not Aryan], and some sick shit. | |||
==Julie== | |||
[[Image:Gilded.jpg|thumb|right|...What Julie actually looks like.]] | [[Image:Gilded.jpg|thumb|right|...What Julie actually looks like.]] | ||
[[Image:Aiko-Chris's New Bird.jpg|thumb|left|140px|What Chris imagines Julie looks like...]] | [[Image:Aiko-Chris's New Bird.jpg|thumb|left|140px|What Chris imagines Julie looks like...]] | ||
{{quote|I can tell in my heart Julie IS 19.|Chris on Julie}} | |||
{{quote|JULAAAAAAY!!!! JULAAAAAAY!!!! |Chris professing his love for Julie while humping a [[Kimmi|sex doll]]}} | |||
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Julie became Chris's TRUE and HONEST [[sweetheart]] after he abandoned [[PandaHalo]] due to PandaHalo's hymen-breaking rape by [[Clyde Cash]]. Julie resides in Ohio but hails from the backwards Eastern European country of [[Molvanîa]] (aka "The Land Untouched by Modern Dentistry"). Julie and Chris conversed on [[Mumble]] and [[PSN]] with interventions by Clyde. | |||
On 5 | On 5 [[February 2009]], Chris made a [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009|video]] where he called himself [[gaybian|gay]] to save Julie's life. He wanted to record his first time with her to prove he's really straight. A recurring theme was to what lengths Chris would go for his sweetheart. | ||
In a 23 [[February 2009]] video, Chris compared his love for Julie to that of Romeo for Juliet. Much like Shakespeare's classic play, it would end only in tragedy. | |||
==Max== | |||
[[Image:Anon.jpg|thumb|right|100px|The mysterious Max.]] | |||
[[Image:Nnocac.jpg|thumb|right|Receipts from Chris' epic journey to Cleveland. Note that he asked for no [[pickle]]s on the mayo hamburger.]] | [[Image:Nnocac.jpg|thumb|right|Receipts from Chris' epic journey to Cleveland. Note that he asked for no [[pickle]]s on the mayo hamburger.]] | ||
Max was the evil, mysterious brother of Julie who held her against her will. On 26 [[February 2009]], Chris valiantly travelled to Ohio in a bid to rescue her and got his parents all worried. Unfortunately, because Chris got the "wrong" address, he ended up at a run down house in the ghetto that was inhabited by an elderly black woman. | |||
On 26 February 2009, Chris | |||
On | On 3 [[March 2009]], Julie finally revealed that she was Max, and really a 13 year old boy. Chris's response was "I feel terrible." | ||
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==Encyclopedia Dramatica Troll War== | ==Encyclopedia Dramatica Troll War== | ||
[[Image:Advicespikemedallion.png|thumb|right|Kids say the darndest things.]] | |||
On 5 March 2009, an all-out civil war broke out between trolls on the Chris-chan ED discussion page on whether BlueSpike had gone too far, | On 5 [[March 2009]], an all-out civil war broke out between trolls on the Chris-chan [[ED]] discussion page on whether BlueSpike had gone too far, whether he was a hypocrite, or if he was merely a tool initiated by Clyde Cash to ruse Chris into the further milking of lulz. Suffice to say, a combination of outrage and troll remorse turned the whole event into a clusterfuck. | ||
{{quote|If BlueSpike really is 13 years old, then we know who the real child molesters are. "hey, they made fun of YOU for doing sonic recolours?, look at this guy!". "hey! be one of the cool kids, help this autistic guy jack off, pretend to be a girl so we can video tape and record it..." . Thats the REAL reason you were shiting it and called for a 30 minute silence just after, Clyde/Mayes. At least you had the balls to say that it was you responsible in channel once. You know its not going to be pizza's at 1am, and you know its not a fucking cat. If Bluespike really is 13, then you groomed a child to perform sex acts on a mentally retarded man for your pleasure. You're fucked, son. You both broke a lolcow, but theres better sport now, ruining your lives. And dont act like you dont care, I saw you shiting yourself all that night and the next, sending waves of members out to kill threads about it or put in false names, just like Your sock earlier in the page. Ready to have a seat of there?|Wit, ED user}} | |||
== | Most of the trolling did involve BlueSpike having phone sex with Chris for hours each night, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Gq35fqRk5E&feature=channel_page disgustingly listening] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpj5Hg80f1E&feature=channel_page to the guy fap]. As BlueSpike was in complete control of Chris, he could have done more sinister things, but night after night he engaged in nothing but noisy phone sex and listened to Chris very loudly jack off. Draw your own conclusions about BlueSpike's sexuality. | ||
Today, it appears that most trolls do not endorse BlueSpike's actions. | |||
==Links== | ==Links== | ||
Revision as of 11:34, 12 May 2009
BlueSpike (aka LeonSpike) is a 13 year old boy ("a 13 year old brat" according to Chris) who trolled Chris through two identities: a sweetheart Julie (aka JULAAAY) and her brother Max.
The trolling produced lulz such as Chris admitting to Julie that he had tried the anal beads and the butt dildo, the infamous sex tape where he fucks Kimmi, a description of a future scene from Sonichu 9 alluding to his gay fans, how Chris hates everything that's not Aryan, and some sick shit.
Julie
| “ | I can tell in my heart Julie IS 19. | ” |
| Chris on Julie | ||
| “ | JULAAAAAAY!!!! JULAAAAAAY!!!! | ” |
| Chris professing his love for Julie while humping a sex doll | ||
Julie became Chris's TRUE and HONEST sweetheart after he abandoned PandaHalo due to PandaHalo's hymen-breaking rape by Clyde Cash. Julie resides in Ohio but hails from the backwards Eastern European country of Molvanîa (aka "The Land Untouched by Modern Dentistry"). Julie and Chris conversed on Mumble and PSN with interventions by Clyde.
On 5 February 2009, Chris made a video where he called himself gay to save Julie's life. He wanted to record his first time with her to prove he's really straight. A recurring theme was to what lengths Chris would go for his sweetheart.
In a 23 February 2009 video, Chris compared his love for Julie to that of Romeo for Juliet. Much like Shakespeare's classic play, it would end only in tragedy.
Max
File:Anon.jpg
The mysterious Max.
Receipts from Chris' epic journey to Cleveland. Note that he asked for no pickles on the mayo hamburger.
Max was the evil, mysterious brother of Julie who held her against her will. On 26 February 2009, Chris valiantly travelled to Ohio in a bid to rescue her and got his parents all worried. Unfortunately, because Chris got the "wrong" address, he ended up at a run down house in the ghetto that was inhabited by an elderly black woman.
On 3 March 2009, Julie finally revealed that she was Max, and really a 13 year old boy. Chris's response was "I feel terrible."
Encyclopedia Dramatica Troll War
On 5 March 2009, an all-out civil war broke out between trolls on the Chris-chan ED discussion page on whether BlueSpike had gone too far, whether he was a hypocrite, or if he was merely a tool initiated by Clyde Cash to ruse Chris into the further milking of lulz. Suffice to say, a combination of outrage and troll remorse turned the whole event into a clusterfuck.
| “ | If BlueSpike really is 13 years old, then we know who the real child molesters are. "hey, they made fun of YOU for doing sonic recolours?, look at this guy!". "hey! be one of the cool kids, help this autistic guy jack off, pretend to be a girl so we can video tape and record it..." . Thats the REAL reason you were shiting it and called for a 30 minute silence just after, Clyde/Mayes. At least you had the balls to say that it was you responsible in channel once. You know its not going to be pizza's at 1am, and you know its not a fucking cat. If Bluespike really is 13, then you groomed a child to perform sex acts on a mentally retarded man for your pleasure. You're fucked, son. You both broke a lolcow, but theres better sport now, ruining your lives. And dont act like you dont care, I saw you shiting yourself all that night and the next, sending waves of members out to kill threads about it or put in false names, just like Your sock earlier in the page. Ready to have a seat of there? | ” |
| Wit, ED user | ||
Most of the trolling did involve BlueSpike having phone sex with Chris for hours each night, disgustingly listening to the guy fap. As BlueSpike was in complete control of Chris, he could have done more sinister things, but night after night he engaged in nothing but noisy phone sex and listened to Chris very loudly jack off. Draw your own conclusions about BlueSpike's sexuality.
Today, it appears that most trolls do not endorse BlueSpike's actions.