CWCki:General

For discussion that doesn't fit into the other community pages - though do keep it related to the CWCki.

Hey people, how about those Mumble chats?

I've started a "10 minutes at a time" project to finish transcribing mumbles. Transcribing sucks, but 10 minutes in one go can relieve the strain on the people transcribing. Especially since if we get 10 or more people on board, transcribing a Mumble can be finished in the space of a couple of days instead of one person over the course of 10 days. I have a couple of people on board, but it would be nice to have several more. For the specifics of how it works, go to my user page. The Mumble chat we are currently tackling is #7. It would be nice if anyone who has a couple spare hours a day to transcribe a simple 10 minutes. Thanks in advance. --Fuckingstupid 22:25, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

Chris and Love Suggestion?

I was thinking we should add a new article on the "Chris and...." series. Perhaps "Romance"? Maybe give an insight on his idea of being romantic. I feel we could write good article on this. There's a shit load of cheesy awkward sayings. Also,an observation on his behavior on dates with trolls could be good. Just a thought. --User:Bealtespip122

• Not a bad idea. Because Chris has blurred the line between romance and sex. With him, it's one in the same. Would be interesting to poke at I think. Chris_Pickles

Aye, "romance" to him is just a means to an end. He sees act of dating as not about two people enjoying each others company, it's just to test compatibility so they can eventually fuck. Anything beyond that is just a ruse to keep the woman interested. I can't imagine him having a sincere desire to have an emotional connection with another human being, he just wants to be coddled and pleased. --Xanabit 05:10, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

• Love quest more or less seems to cover this.--Champthom 05:38, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

• I'd say the Love Quest really covers his attempts at "reelin' in da ladiez" and being thwarted by outside forces. Not so much as a personal insight into what Chris thinks is romantic or sweet. --Bealtespip122 16:31, 16 July 2010 (UTC)
  • Rather than being covered by the love quest page, it's just mentioned; same treatment for Chris and sex. The events of the Megan, Ivy, and Wallflower sagas tell a lot about his view of romance. Can't forget the essential McDonald's date either. Without some good writing, though, it might not make the best article. --Schuzrum Dias 17:35, 16 July 2010 (UTC)
• well he wanted to make " Date Education" apart from sex education, i think a chris and romance, detailing what he thinks is romance would be a nice add to the cwcki.---Basgon 17:13, 26 July 2010 (UTC)

Fridays After Five yet again

This probably isn't a big surprise to anyone, but Chris was also at Fridays After Five on July 16th. No pictures, I'm afraid. He was wearing a bright orange sleeveless shirt with what looked like a beer logo on the back and holding a Budweiser aluminum bottle, a little mini fan made to look like an iPod, and a hula hoop for some reason. Most importantly he had a sort of basic attraction sign with him, nothing elaborate or directly sexual but it said something like "Friendly and Flirty Man Zone" or something similar to that and with more smaller text under that I couldn't make out. He was sitting on the back grass part and left a few minutes before the music was over. I would have loved to catch Chris's attempts at using the hula hoop, I bet that was funny as hell. Camelopardalis 03:25, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

• Good work. Mind getting some pictures next time? CrassCrab 03:28, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
  • If I get to Charlottesville again when it's going on, I'll see what I can do. Camelopardalis 03:53, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

• No pressure. It's your prerogative. CrassCrab 03:59, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

• If you're some tard trying to get attention, fuck you, die. I have to put that disclaimer in nowadays, nothing personal. If you're being TRUE and HONEST, thank you so much for reporting this, because Chris holding something that says "Friendly and Flirty Man Zone" would be the most unintentionally hilarious thing that has ever happened. Sully 05:33, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

• Oh no, this is very real. I have another person confirming the hula hoop thing. The man zone thing is what confirms it. Yeah. It's pretty damn retarded. Clydec 06:30, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
• Holy shit, I'm just trying to help out during a dry spell and I'm even willing to try going back and get pics, and your reaction is "fuck you, die"? May I also point out that this very site has a giant banner across the top of the main page making in very clear that they want all sightings reported? What on earth is wrong with you? Camelopardalis 14:12, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

• Well, I say thanks for your assistance. Clyde confirms what is obviously good intel. Pics are nice, but hey. Nice find anyhow. Keep up the great work. --Ronichu 15:01, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

• Since we have confirmation, I guess I'll add this as a sighting to the Fridays after five article. Thanks a bunch Camelopardalis.--Beat 16:16, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

• Thanks, guys. To answer some of the "What, no pictures?!" sentiment, I went there to listen to some music and didn't really expect to see anything photo-worthy. These are local bands that usually play in bars and so on. Lots of people didn't bring cameras, especially as the band was a country-bluegrass bunch, not exactly Lady Gaga. I'll definitely have a camera along next time, just in case. Camelopardalis 01:51, 20 July 2010 (UTC)
• Oh, and I think I can explain the hula hoop. If you look at the pictures of Chris at FAF on July 9, the wide shots taken from inside the seats area, not the close-up one on CWCki, there's two young girls and apparently their moms using hula hoops right behind him. I know the general opinion is Chris isn't a pedo, but all it takes is some basic logic that he observed little girls hula hooping at FAF and then brought one the next week himself. Not that creepy behavior is anything new for Chris but following up the kid-photographing incident with this? Camelopardalis 02:09, 20 July 2010 (UTC)

"fan works purge", including TV Tropes even here

Partying like it's 1937 makes me kinda sad. --Sonijew is back 05:42, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

• Meh. That Tropes "article" was one of the biggest crimes in CWCki history, and the Charles Wilbur Crushman thing was the first online item I've come across that was such a steaming pile of shit I could actually smell it. The rest I have no comment on, but there was so much selfsucking garbage on here that it justified a deletion policy, and it probably justified said deletion as well. Sully 05:48, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

Crimes against the people, I guess. Goodbye Comrade T.V. Tropes, hardly we knew ye. --Sonijew is back 06:25, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

The whole fan works section was a mistake in the first place. Clydec 06:34, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

Counter-revolutionary nest that sabotages and opposes the creative work of the people. --Sonijew is back 06:39, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

shut up, you face Clydec 06:42, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

The fan-works thing started out as a few fun little comics and stories that where just basically bored people fucking around and satirizing Chris' shit. Then people started taking it seriously, or trying to become e-famous, or just generally being self important and retarded. The good "fan-works" can be archived and stored elsewhere, because unless it's specifically relevant to Chris or a Chris event it really doesn't belong here.

More importantly, most of the fan-works sucked metric ass, and it was bringing in a massive collection of morons that where really starting to fag up the place. Personally, I think the "fan-works purge" is the best thing to happen to the CWCki in a long time.

this community portal split idea was retarded

a very good post by clydec age 9 Clydec 06:37, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

• WARNED YOU ABOUT THE SPLIT, BRO.--Champthom 17:00, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

Look what I did

I made a couple of userboxes. Use them, disdain/ridicule them, or improve them as you see fit.

Catholic This user is Roman Catholic and is not amused by the Cafeteria Catholicism of certain members.

{{Catholic}} ^(Usage)

Methodist This user is a member of the United Methodist Church, and is baffled at how its clergy keep enabling manchildren.

{{Methodist}} ^(Usage)

Martial Artist This user has a little Chun-Li within them!

{{MartialArtist}} ^(Usage)

Armchair Psychologist This user analyzes Chris's psyche WAAAY too much and should just accept that Chris is insane.

{{Armchair Psychologist}} ^(Usage)

—Preceding unsigned comment added by SeventhBase (talk • contribs)

Nice work - just enhancing your template links and signing your posts. --Anonymax 17:20, 21 July 2010 (UTC)

no these are stupid Clydec 04:54, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

More userboxes are not really what we need right now. --Fuckingstupid 22:30, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

new idea for speculation

speculation runs high. split that up into multiple pages or something Clydec 04:54, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

Chris and relationships

Just a short idea: There are several categories regarding Chris relationships, aquaintances (for example Galpals "Males Chris doesn't hate") orjust general people he interacted with. I think it might be beneficial to have a kind of overview regarding what people he interacted with in what timeline. Could also be linked under "friends" etc. in order to illustrate the extent of his growing social isolation and successive personal development. -- Miela 13:22, 24 July 2010 (UTC)

July 23 Fridays After Five

I was at FAF this weekend, didn't stay for the whole thing, I was gone by about 7:30 or so but as far as I could tell Chris wasn't there. Actually the whole thing was pretty dead compared to the usual turnout, especially the lawn area which was almost empty. Heat index was something like 110, so I can't blame him for staying home, unless the reason was that Chris feels he's too heavily monitored at FAF these days. I did remember one more thing about Chris at FAF last week though, he had on dark wraparound sunglasses on... UNDER his regular eyeglasses. Camelopardalis 22:25, 24 July 2010 (UTC)

I guess that confirms his shades aren't prescription. Makes sense, he chose the cheapest frames available for his glasses, why would be spend the money for something expensive like prescription sunglasses? --Xanabit 22:28, 24 July 2010 (UTC)

Modnation Levels

I don't suppose anybody's actually played any of Chris's levels or anything?

It's completely understandable if nobody wants to play them, given that it's Chris, I'm sure they're all garbage, but currently all we have on his modnation efforts are a bunch of tiny screencaps I took from the website. We covered all of his LBP nonsense in detail, it's kinda weird that nobody's even tried to look into his tracks.

Any intrepid PS3 owners wanna step up?--Beat 21:30, 26 July 2010 (UTC)

I don't know if anyone else has suggested it already, but I've got a feeling that one of the best ways to reach (and troll) Chris right now is through ModNation, considering he probably spends most of his time there. Just track him down, join him in a game, "befriend" and chat with him... then beat him silly on his own levels and expect lulz. --SeventhBase 06:47, 28 July 2010 (UTC)

I'm sure everyone would appreciate good let's-play videos of the ModNation levels (along the lines of the LBP owl level preview video). Does ModNation allow recording/playing back online matches? Dramatic replays and dreadful overanalysis of Chris's online games would be terribly appreciated. I mean, I don't watch motorsports, but microsecond-by-microsecond commentary on clumsy moves just might be worth watching. =) --wwwwolf (wake me when you need me) 10:35, 28 July 2010 (UTC)