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When Alec reasonably asked him why he didn't just buy a new, more reliable computer, Chris claimed that [[monthly tugboat|he doesn't have the money]]. A low-end replacement for his current machine, powerful enough for his purposes, would only cost a few hundred dollars, but apparently Chris [[video games|has better]] [[sex toys|things to buy]]. | When Alec reasonably asked him why he didn't just buy a new, more reliable computer, Chris claimed that [[monthly tugboat|he doesn't have the money]]. A low-end replacement for his current machine, powerful enough for his purposes, would only cost a few hundred dollars, but apparently Chris [[video games|has better]] [[sex toys|things to buy]]. | ||
Despite taking a course in computer construction<ref>[[Father_Call#Prophetic_dreams_and_Bob_Chandler]]</ref>, Chris did not know the difference between RAM and HD space<ref>[[Mumble_6#Music_and_Computers]]</ref>. | |||
==Chris and digital piracy== | ==Chris and digital piracy== | ||
Revision as of 20:44, 25 June 2010
The most important tool of Chris is his computer. His window to the world, Chris uses it to connect with his fans and to espouse his way of life. Needless to say, just like everything else he has, he ruins it in some way.
Type of computer and equipment
Currently, Chris uses an HP Pavilion desktop computer[1], situated in the kitchen at 14 Branchland Court. The computer runs Windows XP.[2] It's equipped with a scanner and a printer (or perhaps a scanner/printer combo), allowing him to scan comic pages and print artwork. He also must have a broadband connection to the internet, since he's been able to connect to Mumble voice chats.
The computer has a version of Adobe Photoshop installed on it[citation needed], which Chris primarily uses to type in text bubbles in his comics or to alter the truth.
To hear Chris tell it, his computer is on its last legs. In his conversations with Alec Benson Leary, Chris complained that multiple power surges (resulting from blackouts in his area) have disabled his computer for days at a time, forcing him to restore it constantly. In mid-February 2010, this was his excuse for failing to regularly upload new comic pages.
When Alec reasonably asked him why he didn't just buy a new, more reliable computer, Chris claimed that he doesn't have the money. A low-end replacement for his current machine, powerful enough for his purposes, would only cost a few hundred dollars, but apparently Chris has better things to buy.
Despite taking a course in computer construction[3], Chris did not know the difference between RAM and HD space[4].
Chris and digital piracy
Since Chris uses Photoshop to work on his comics, he presumably has the technical skills necessary to acquire and install bootleg software. It's very hard to believe the alternative, i.e. that he would spend an enormous chunk of his gaming and McDonald's budget on a legitimate copy of the program. Knowledgeable trolls also confirm that Chris knows how to set up and run a Bittorrent file-sharing client.
However, whether it's a matter of ignorance, laziness, or unwillingness to cross some moral line, Chris doesn't seem to swipe digital files with abandon. Most of the movies and TV episodes that he's downloaded through the PlayStation Network are also easily available in bootleg form by way of public Bittorrent sites. He could have swiped all those Family Guy episodes for free in no time flat, instead of paying the $100 or so he spent downloading them through the PSN.
Chris and net etiquette
- Main articles: Wikipedia, CWCipedia, YouTube, and Encyclopedia Dramatica
Even though Chris has been on the internet for quite awhile, Chris has not yet mastered good Net etiquette, and he probably never will. Scorned by Encyclopedia Dramatica, Chris has gone all out in trying to spread his version of the truth. To do so, Chris will go all out and use websites NOT as means to help others, but help himself. Even worse, when given his own website, he seems to claim that it is he, not the Sysop, who has control over the site and thus, he must be in the know for everything.
Because of this attitude, Chris has been kicked out of just about everywhere. One of his many YouTube accounts has been suspended in the past and Wikipedia has made it that he can never apply his name onto the site again.