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'''Equestria Daily''' is a website and fan blog dedicated to coverage of ''[[My Little Pony]]'', which, alongside the accounts of its current (Sethisto) and previous (Calpain) heads, Chris previously liked and republished posts of. Other than the usual anti-Russian propaganda replies to some of these, Chris has also submitted a rant complaining about [[G5|Generation 5]] of ''My Little Pony'' for the blog's "Community Soapbox", which was briefly featured before being removed.
'''Angelica''' is a [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]], and a member of the [[Chaotic Combo]] that formed from eggs released by the [[Rainbow|Chaotic Rainbow]]. She is a Flying/Electric type. Despite the fact that she was hatched in [[2004]], [[Chris]] insists that she is over 18 so that he is not considered a [[pedofork]] for his pictures of Angelica [[mass debating]].


As his article was removed from the Equestria Daily soapbox, Chris read his copypasta right off this [[CWCki]] page in his 18 [[March 2023]] video, [[Telling It To All of You, and the Hasbro Executives and Staff]].
Angelica was brought up in a strict Catholic convent, with nuns being the only family she ever knew. Her painfully bleak upbringing clashes with her apparently insatiable sexual appetites. The fierce repression of her youth, in the cold surroundings of the brutal convent, led to her later rebellion which tragically took the form of her indoctrination into the [[Chaotic Combo]]. She went from diligently worshiping [[Jesus]] to being nothing but a masturbatory aid for her [[Chris|demented creator]], another lobotomized beast rattling around in the bird-cage of Chris's mind.


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Like other Rosechus, she has [[Chris and writing|no discernible personality whatsoever]], aside from a verbal tic ("Lord") that Chris claims is indicative of a pious Catholic personality. Chris calls Angelica a "peacemaker", which is curious because the folks of [[CWCville]] normally don't end up in any kind of quarrels; when they ''do'', Angelica is seemingly powerless to prevent it or offer any other form of assistance.
 
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Revision as of 07:56, 25 March 2024

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Angelica is a Rosechu, and a member of the Chaotic Combo that formed from eggs released by the Chaotic Rainbow. She is a Flying/Electric type. Despite the fact that she was hatched in 2004, Chris insists that she is over 18 so that he is not considered a pedofork for his pictures of Angelica mass debating.

Angelica was brought up in a strict Catholic convent, with nuns being the only family she ever knew. Her painfully bleak upbringing clashes with her apparently insatiable sexual appetites. The fierce repression of her youth, in the cold surroundings of the brutal convent, led to her later rebellion which tragically took the form of her indoctrination into the Chaotic Combo. She went from diligently worshiping Jesus to being nothing but a masturbatory aid for her demented creator, another lobotomized beast rattling around in the bird-cage of Chris's mind.

Like other Rosechus, she has no discernible personality whatsoever, aside from a verbal tic ("Lord") that Chris claims is indicative of a pious Catholic personality. Chris calls Angelica a "peacemaker", which is curious because the folks of CWCville normally don't end up in any kind of quarrels; when they do, Angelica is seemingly powerless to prevent it or offer any other form of assistance.

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