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'''Ongoing''': [[Jacob Sockness]] •  [[September 2019]] ([[September 2019 social media posts|social media]]) • [[Dimensional Merge]] • [[Financhu Crisis]]
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*'''27 September''' - Jacob Sockness quarrels with Chris and '''[[September 2019 social media posts#Sockness is going home|reverses course]]''', retreating to his home in California instead of continuing to meet Chris in person.
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*'''25-26 September''' - '''[[September 2019 social media posts|Chris releases multiple statements asking Jacob to turn around]]''', saying among other things that his health is not well for visitors, and that Jacob has turned to evil.
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*'''25 September''' - Sockness '''[https://archive.fo/vS8ac proclaims on Reddit]''' that he has secured transport to visit Chris in person.
*'''23 September''' - A full decade passes since '''[[Kacey Call 21|the last time Chris applied for a job]].'''
*'''22 September''' - In a dialogue on [[Discord]], '''[https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:ChrisAdmitsPuppetry.jpeg Chris admits]''' that he drew [[Chris and art|artwork]] that he had attributed before to [[Magi-Chan]].
*'''14 September''' - After a month spent pretending to have swapped bodies with a fictional character, Chris '''[[September 2019 social media posts#The fabled return of the real Chris|returns to his normal Twitter account]]'''. He describes his [[Chris and reality|fabulous]] [[homos|adventures]] with [[Jacob Sockness|Sockness]] in California, noting that he expects him soon to visit [[Virginia]].
*'''13 September''' - While telling a [[Soft Exile|brony on Twitter]] to believe his own [[Chris-chan Sonichu|fursona]] is a [[Chris and reality|real, independent being]], [[Magi-chan]] describes [[Borb]] [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-9-13-brony-calls-chris-out-on-rping-chris-doubles-down.61081/ '''as being his waifu'''], with [[Barbara Chandler|Chris's mother]] in particular being his '[[Incest|Guilty Pleasure]]'.


<center>''Due to time and space constraints, only major updates are listed. For all current updates, visit the [https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/ Chris section of the Kiwi Farms forum].''</center>
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<center>[[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] is '''not''' [[Chris and death|dead]]; we last heard from her '''{{formatnum:{{#expr:({{#time: U|now}}-{{#time: U|<!--
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<center>'''Current Updates'''</center>
*'''26 April''' - Chris uploads '''[[Christ Chan - Sakkijarven Polkka mp4]]'''.
*'''22 April''' - Chris uploads '''[[Harvesting Process, Gravel at the Sonichu Temple]]'''.
*'''15 April''' - Chris '''[[April 2024 social media posts#Still Doing the Comics|reveals a new page]]''' of ''[[Sonichu 0 HD]]'' on Twitter.
*'''14 April''' - After over three weeks, Chris '''[[April 2024 social media posts#On Leaked Chats|returns to Twitter]]''' to complain over leaked chats.
*'''13 April''' - Chris uploads '''[[AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan - Pray High Valyrian]]'''.
*'''5 April''' - Chris uploads '''[[AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan - Silakka Apajalla]]'''.
*'''31 March''' - [[OfficialCWCmart]] starts selling '''[[OfficialCWCmart#Sonichu_Amiibo_HANDMADE_BY_CWC|official Sonichu "amiibos"]]'''.


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<center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center>
*'''27 April''' - [[Catboy Ranch|Picture of Chris editing]] [[Transformers - Past Ideas Reemerging#Part 3|Transformers - Past Ideas Reemerging Part 3]] from [[January 2024]]
*'''19 April''' - [[The Place chats - Jacob Sockness#Art request for Sockness lore|Art request for Sockness lore]] from [[December 2019]]
*'''11 April''' - [[Cults3D]] from [[January 2024]]
*'''31 March''' - [[BABSCon#2024|Chris's conversation with BABSCon staff]] from 8 [[March 2024]]
*'''11 March''' - [[The Knights of CWC chats (July 2021)|The Knights of CWC chats]] from [[July 2021]]
*'''4 March''' - [[Tinyhorse1942]] Twitter profile from [[March 2021]]
*'''8 February''' - [[The Place chats (October 2020)#Genderbent Dimension|Genderbent Dimension]] from [[October 2020]]


<noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is a list of recent Chris-related activity, namely new content. To prevent the list becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; '''no more than seven entries''' should appear in the list at any time. To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in '''boldface''', so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]]. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with ''Chris does X''; it can get monotonous. The 'Barb watch' works similarly to the [[Template:Begging Counter|begging counter]]: update whenever Chris mentions Barb doing something that would be impossible as a corpse, or '''he confirms''' that Barb has indeed passed.}}[[Category:Front page templates]]</noinclude>
<noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is two lists of recent Chris-related activity, one for current updates, and another for newly added information. To prevent the lists becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; '''no more than seven entries''' should appear in each of the lists at any time.
 
To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in '''boldface''', so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]]. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with ''Chris does X''; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.}}[[Category:Front page templates]] </noinclude>

Latest revision as of 09:06, 27 April 2024

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It is currently April 2024. It has been...
36
 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
We highly advise against seeking out Chris in any way.
Current Updates
Recently Uncovered Info

Usage

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This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki Main Page. It is two lists of recent Chris-related activity, one for current updates, and another for newly added information. To prevent the lists becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; no more than seven entries should appear in each of the lists at any time.

To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in boldface, so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the current month article. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with Chris does X; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.

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