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''[Chris drops something on his desk as the video starts. Worth noting is that both the [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] [[Sonichu Amiibo|amiibo]] are on his desk.]''
''[Chris drops something on his desk as the video starts. Worth noting is that both the [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] [[Sonichu Amiibo|amiibo]] are on his desk.]''


Hello, and welcome to another day... 'ere on the CwcvilleGuardian channel... ''[[[stress sigh]]]'' Christine Chandler here... alright, so... Mm. ''[Chris begins fiddling with his glasses]'' Aight, so yesterday was my 34th birthday... um... I ''have'' re''ceived''... and I... do ''not'' pro''mote'' such dishonesty... Gift cards that have... no activation... and no value or money on them at all. And also, I have received... another... piece of mail. This one had... a scratched-off lottery ticket that was ''not''--that was clearly not a winner. ''[Chris licks his lips]'' Alright?
Hello, and welcome to another day... 'ere on the CwcvilleGuardian channel... ''[sigh]'' Christine Chandler here... alright, so... Mm. ''[Chris begins fiddling with his glasses]'' Aight, so yesterday was my 34th birthday... um... I ''have'' re''ceived''... and I... do ''not'' pro''mote'' such dishonesty... Gift cards that have... no activation... and no value or money on them at all. And also, I have received... another... piece of mail. This one had... a scratched-off lottery ticket that was ''not''--that was clearly not a winner. ''[Chris licks his lips]'' Alright?


And I certainly did not receive a PlayStation 4 console... [[Chris and English|even much less]] the white one with the ''Destiny'' game and all that... Still, I move forward, so... mm.
And I certainly did not receive a PlayStation 4 console... [[Chris and English|even much less]] the white one with the ''Destiny'' game and all that... Still, I move forward, so... mm.
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''[Chris rocks the figures back and forth as they "speak".]''
''[Chris rocks the figures back and forth as they "speak".]''


'''Christine:''' Hey, Sonichu, what's new?
'''Christine:''' Hey, Sonichu, what's new?</br>
'''Sonichu:''' ''[sounding like Chris's regular voice, only slightly higher pitched]'' Hey, mama, whatchu ''know?'' I'm doing OK with my wife, Rosey. ''[Chris slides her figure slightly closer to the others.]''
'''Sonichu:''' ''[sounding like Chris's regular voice, only slightly higher pitched]'' Hey, mama, whatchu ''know?'' I'm doing OK with my wife, Rosey. ''[Chris slides her figure slightly closer to the others.]''</br>
'''Rosechu:''' ''[in falsetto]'' Hello!
'''Rosechu:''' ''[in falsetto]'' Hello!



Revision as of 19:34, 25 February 2016

"Update: 2/25/16" was, unsurprisingly, uploaded by Chris on 25 February 2016 (one day after he turned 34).

His attempt to get people to buy a PS4 for him predictably failed; instead, people sent him several unactivated gift cards. Instead of being grateful that people sent him anything at all, he instead whines about not getting what he wanted. What a surprise.

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Video

Update: 2/25/16
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Stardate 25 February 2016
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Saga TomgirlTomgirl Tomgirl
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Transcript

[Chris drops something on his desk as the video starts. Worth noting is that both the Sonichu and Rosechu amiibo are on his desk.]

Hello, and welcome to another day... 'ere on the CwcvilleGuardian channel... [sigh] Christine Chandler here... alright, so... Mm. [Chris begins fiddling with his glasses] Aight, so yesterday was my 34th birthday... um... I have received... and I... do not promote such dishonesty... Gift cards that have... no activation... and no value or money on them at all. And also, I have received... another... piece of mail. This one had... a scratched-off lottery ticket that was not--that was clearly not a winner. [Chris licks his lips] Alright?

And I certainly did not receive a PlayStation 4 console... even much less the white one with the Destiny game and all that... Still, I move forward, so... mm.

[Chris reaches for something off-camera]

But let's do something different today!

[Chris pulls back, revealing he was reaching for his tomgirl self-insert amiibo.]

OK, a little voice acting.

[Chris grabs all three of the amiibo on his desk, then sets Rosechu down.]

Alright, so it's a cartoon series, I would definitely be voicing myself and Sonichu, and this is what he'd sound like--mm.

[Chris rocks the figures back and forth as they "speak".]

Christine: Hey, Sonichu, what's new?
Sonichu: [sounding like Chris's regular voice, only slightly higher pitched] Hey, mama, whatchu know? I'm doing OK with my wife, Rosey. [Chris slides her figure slightly closer to the others.]
Rosechu: [in falsetto] Hello!

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