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The cars Chris has created actually contain a few relatively faithful replicas of real cars. Inside sources report that this isn't Chris taking an interest in cars, but Chris taking an interest in ''Hot Wheels'' toys. How very mature. | The cars Chris has created actually contain a few relatively faithful replicas of real cars. Inside sources report that this isn't Chris taking an interest in cars, but Chris taking an interest in ''Hot Wheels'' toys. How very mature. | ||
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File:Modnation SonichuKart.jpg | File:Modnation SonichuKart.jpg|A car for Sonichu | ||
File:Modnation | File:Modnation RosechusKart.jpg|And Rosechu too! | ||
File:Modnation | File:Modnation AutobotSon-Chu.jpg|[[Son-Chu]] | ||
File:Modnation | File:Modnation 1991CamaroZ-28.jpg|Hot Wheels | ||
File:Modnation JaguarXj220Revealers.jpg | File:Modnation JaguarXj220Revealers.jpg|More Hot Wheels | ||
File:Modnation Zr1CorvetteRevealers.jpg | File:Modnation Zr1CorvetteRevealers.jpg|You guessed it | ||
File:Modnation PontiacBanshee.jpg | File:Modnation PontiacBanshee.jpg|Nothing to see here | ||
File:Modnation AMansToy.jpg|Not | File:Modnation AMansToy.jpg|Not [[Gay]] at all. | ||
File:Modnation 1stTransformerRaceCar.jpg | File:Modnation 1stTransformerRaceCar.jpg|Transformation not included | ||
File:Modnation Wiimote.jpg | File:Modnation Wiimote.jpg|Nintendo Wiimote | ||
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Revision as of 17:20, 19 July 2010
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ModNation Racers is a customizable kart racing game for the PS3 and PSP that Chris has taken a liking to. It isn't quite 2010's answer to LittleBigPlanet, but it's close.
In addition to providing autistics with the simple gameplay used in all racing games and cute, gaily-colored characters found in children's games, ModNation Racers is heavily based around user-generated content, much like LittleBigPlanet. Chris can now foist his questionable design skills upon the world through a kart racing game.
When only the beta was available, Chris posted exactly 25 screen caps of him driving a yellow, Sonichu-themed cart around an empty racetrack on the CWCipedia. These were filed under "Original CWC Art".
It is of great concern to Chris that despite his belief that he has a large fanbase, barely anybody has bothered to download his poorly designed track and he continues to whore it out at every opportunity. On 17 July 2010, Chris updated his Twitter account for the first time in ages and posted threads on both GameFAQs and Gamespot, begging his imaginary followers to give him codes for special game content and download his CWCville track, so that he could acquire yet another trophy.
Beta screen caps
Modnation Chris, about to go snake hunting.
Sonichu license plate
Modnation: the game that lets you make Sonichu medallions
Chris plows his car into an orange pylon
Post Beta Creations
It's now generally accepted that if you give Chris a Character creation tool, he'll make himself and then Sonichu. Modnation Racers is no exception.
Chris
The cars Chris has created actually contain a few relatively faithful replicas of real cars. Inside sources report that this isn't Chris taking an interest in cars, but Chris taking an interest in Hot Wheels toys. How very mature.
A car for Sonichu
And Rosechu too!
Hot Wheels
More Hot Wheels
You guessed it
Nothing to see here
Not Gay at all.
Transformation not included
Nintendo Wiimote
See also
External links
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