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(Appropriate given that the two year anniversary is approaching and that Chris is currently in another sort of major singing contest as well)
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[[Image:PaRappaContestInfo.jpg|200px|left|Promo info about the contest..]]
[[Image:PaRappaContestInfo.jpg|200px|left|Promo info about the contest..]]


In [[June 2007]], [[Sony]] Computer Entertainment America (SCEA) announced the '''Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown''' contest to promote the video game [[PaRappa the Rapper]].  Contestants were to film themselves performing one of three PaRappa  songs a Capella.  The grand prize winner of the contest would receive two PSPs and an all-expenses-paid trip to Seattle for the 2007 Penny Arcade Expo.
Behold the mistake of God. '''Ian Brandon Anderson''' (who purports to be born '''[[CChanSonichuCWC|Christopher Weston Chandler]]]''' on 24 February [[1982]]) is a perverse, [[Chris and Wikipedia|narcissistic]], [[homos|homophobic]], [[Chris and sex|sexist]], [[niggos|racist]], overweight, delusional "[[autism|high-functioning autistic]]" [[virgin with rage|virgin]] man-child, and claims to be creator of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], a brilliant crossover of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Pikachu]] created by the true Christian Weston Chandler, [[CChanSonichuCWC]].


The contest was of monumental importance as it would achieve goals for [[Christian Weston Chandler]] on multiple fronts. Beyond his innate desire to win contests by making an ass of himself on film, Chris hoped to bestow one of the PSPs to his beloved [[Megan Schroeder]] and invite her to accompany him on the trip, thereby creating an opportunity for her to give in to her obvious passion for him.  The potential benefits could not be understated.  Failure to win the contest was not an option.  To ensure nothing less than total victory, Chris elected to perform the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJ3o3kQZWm8 Chop Chop Master Onion Rap]. Despite claiming this was the only song he knew from the game, Chris clearly didn't know it all that well since he reads the lyrics to it while "performing," not bothering to rehearse/learn the lines.
He goes by many names, including "Ian," "[[Christopher's name change|Irwin]] Ian Brandon Anderson," and simply "Ian". He is unusually proud of his initials "IBA" and often incorporates them into his creations and various puns of the phrase "I be a".  


('''[[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|more...]]''')
Ian's adult life has been largely defined by his goal of stealing ''Sonichu'' to turn it into a hit video game franchise and his [[Love Quest]] to obtain a "[[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free]], 18-[''my current age'']-year old, caring, [[tobacky|smoke-free]], [[alcohol|non-alcoholic]] white girl" to make into a "[[sweetheart from the Ground-Up| sweetheart from the ground-up]]."
 
In late [[2007]], Ian became Internet-famous when he caught the attention of [[4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. The initial fascination was spurred on by his impersonation of Chris, wearing his own homemade [[Sonichu medallion]] in public, his laughably childlike ripoff artwork about his unoriginal Sonichu attempt, and his history of loitering in public places while literally holding up a [[sign]] asking women to talk to him. Ian's reaction to the ensuing mockery led to even greater scrutiny of his life, revealing still more disturbing facts about him. Yes, friends, it gets far worse.
 
('''[[Ian Brandon Anderson|more...]]''')


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Revision as of 09:15, 7 August 2009

Promo info about the contest..

Behold the mistake of God. Ian Brandon Anderson (who purports to be born Christopher Weston Chandler] on 24 February 1982) is a perverse, narcissistic, homophobic, sexist, racist, overweight, delusional "high-functioning autistic" virgin man-child, and claims to be creator of Sonichu, a brilliant crossover of Sonic the Hedgehog and Pikachu created by the true Christian Weston Chandler, CChanSonichuCWC.

He goes by many names, including "Ian," "Irwin Ian Brandon Anderson," and simply "Ian". He is unusually proud of his initials "IBA" and often incorporates them into his creations and various puns of the phrase "I be a".

Ian's adult life has been largely defined by his goal of stealing Sonichu to turn it into a hit video game franchise and his Love Quest to obtain a "boyfriend-free, 18-[my current age]-year old, caring, smoke-free, non-alcoholic white girl" to make into a " sweetheart from the ground-up."

In late 2007, Ian became Internet-famous when he caught the attention of 4chan and Encyclopedia Dramatica. The initial fascination was spurred on by his impersonation of Chris, wearing his own homemade Sonichu medallion in public, his laughably childlike ripoff artwork about his unoriginal Sonichu attempt, and his history of loitering in public places while literally holding up a sign asking women to talk to him. Ian's reaction to the ensuing mockery led to even greater scrutiny of his life, revealing still more disturbing facts about him. Yes, friends, it gets far worse.

(more...)

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