User:ManInThePickleSuit

Comparisons between Chris and Kim Jong-Il (cuz they weren't allowed anywhere else ;_;):

• Both are rather corpulent.
• Both wear creepy glasses.
• Both have a terrible fashion sense.
• Both have large amounts of useless shit. Kim has a library of twenty-thousand DVDs and videotapes, similar to Chris's massive game library. Both probably receive the same amount of use.
• Both have a skewed sense of what is real and what isn't. Rumor has it that Kim Jong-Il believes that the James Bond films are documentaries (yes, including Moonraker).
• According to official media/propaganda, both are supposedly very good at things we wouldn't expect them to be good at at all. Kim apparently shot 11 holes in one, with 38 under par, his first time golfing.
• Both hate their old schools. Kim had his old school blown up, although it was actually because he believed that it would make the normal children attending it as smart as himself when they grew up.
• Both have inflated opinions of themselves resulting from a little bit too much influence from Daddy.
• Both blame outside forces for their troubles. Chris believes that various conspirators (Mary Lee Walsh, Jerkops, Trolls, or the Board of Eduction from his old elementary school) are all trying to harass him, stop him from pursuing his Love Quest, and deny the popularity of Sonichu, all for reasons unknown. Kim believes that the only reason North Korea isn't a prosperous, powerful nation is because of the influence of those JERK countries like South Korea or the United States.
• Both have bad spending habits. While Chris's handling of money only results in credit card debt, Kim's results in the starvation of thousands of North Koreans.
• Both believe that they are respected and loved by people around the world (or just in North Korea in Kim's case). Whereas Chris's "followers" do it for the lulz, Kim's do it out of fear.
• Both have an unsettling gaze. See Kim Jong-Il Looking at Things.
• Both give strange significance to a Rainbow. In Sonichu 0, a rainbow spawned Sonichu, Rosechu, the Chaotic Combo, and Silvana. According to Kim Jong-Il's True and Honest Biography, his birth was heralded by a double rainbow.
• Both give things misleading titles. Chris gives many things he releases (videos, comics, websites, things he says, etc.) the label "True and Honest", when they are either completely untrue or things we would rather not know about. North Korea is officially known as the "People's Democratic Republic of North Korea", which (aside from being redundant, as it translates to "People's People-owned People-run Nation of North Korea"), is outright bullshit, as North Korea is ranked as the most democracy-devoid nation in the world.
• Both love to plagiarize. Chris has stolen numerous ideas from various movies, TV shows, and video games in the process of creating Sonichu. Kim Jong-Il once had a South Korean director and his wife kidnapped so he could force said director to make a Godzilla knock-off.
• Neither of them get out much. Kim won't go anywhere without his entourage, and travels via armored train to go visit his friend Putin in Russia.
• Both currently reside in horrifying shitholes.

While Chris can only make shitty comics about himself being the despotic ruler of a brutal police state, Kim Jong-Il gets to live that dream. Similarly, Kim's position as a ruthless dictator entitles him to all the China he wants, whereas Chris can, again, only wish he had that sort of power. Because of this, Kim has already spawned several little cumsprouts to carry on his regime when he is gone, whereas Chris has very little hope of ever getting that creepy daughter he wants so badly.