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It is currently November 2024.

Ongoing: Debt * Spirit possession

• 15 April - Chris announces that he had body-swapped with Sonichu - an elaborate maladaptive coping method for missing out on the BABScon convention which had been cancelled due to COVID-19.
• 10 April - Wishing to win over the TF2 crew again, Chris releases a live stream reacting to their videos.
• 31 March - Imitating one of Jacob Sockness's pagan rituals, Chris builds an altar in his room. Along with it, he displays his newest headgear: a bead crown to hold his magic stones against his forehead.
• 28 March - On Twitter, This Viral Event is declared a sign of the Dimensional Merge; Chris says that it was cured weeks ago in his fantasy world, adding that My Little Pony characters were working to stop the pandemic problems in the real world. He also challenges his orbiters on Twitter to find a positive romance about himself written before the day of his polyamorous marriage.
• 18 March - BABScon is cancelled to comply with Californian measures against the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic; Chris whines about 'This Viral Event' on Twitter. His debt hearing is also rescheduled for 20 May.
• 17 March - This day marks the twentieth anniversary of Sonichu's creation.

Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or visit Kiwi Farms. Barb is not dead; we last heard from her 1,667 days ago.

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