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* 5 February - Chris assures YouTube that he is [[5 February 2010|alive]], and talks about [[rape]] and hamsters.
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* 2 February - Chris uses his [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Template:Captain%27s_Log blog] to tell his nonexistent personal army to email Mao about the new ads.
* 1 February - Chris edits his bio of [[Simonla Rosechu]] to state that [[lie|the character was created from scratch, based on no prior concept designs whatsoever]].
* 1 February - Chris [[Address to Mao, the S.O.B.|fires off another Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha]], then apologizes to [[Apologies to Alec and Evan|Alec and Evan]], but not Mao or Sean. That bastard!
* 1 February - Chris answers [[Mailbag 51]], in which he blames the FCC for Sonichu being unsuitable for children.
* 1 February - Chris uploads a [[CWC address to Royal Board|new video]] addressing the "Royal Board of Certification" in London.
* 30 January - Chris uploads a hand-picked [[Mailbag 50]], comprised not of emails but forum posts defending and/or parodying him.
* 30 January - Chris [[29 January 2010|apologizes]] to Alec Benson Leary, sort of, and says he has seen no shrinkage... in the CWCipedia ads.
* 22 January - Chris makes a [[22 January 2010|video]] stretching the definition of the word "makeover" to include DIY shows and Mythbusters so makeovers won't just be for gays.
* 17 January - Chris changes his shirt for the third or fourth time this year, and makes a [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|nine-minute rant against Asperchu]].
* 16 January - Chris makes a [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|bizarre video]] in which he tries to brainwash us all.
* 15 January - Chris makes a [[15 January 2010|video]] calling out Alec, Evan and two others so he can beat them up.
* 14 January - Chris makes a [[14 January 2010|video]] where he rationalizes [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|cursing people]], and claims he's a [[Lie|good human being]].  He then proves to the world that he [[What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N|fails at rapping AND playing a harmonica]].


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We highly advise ''against'' seeking out Chris in any way.</center>
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<center>'''Current Updates'''</center>
*'''19 May''' - [[Son-Chu#Chevrolet Aveo|Chris's car]] is spotted parked at the '''[[Lynchburg and Big Island, VA#House|Big Island house]]'''.
*'''12 May''' - Chris '''[[May 2024 social media posts#On "Unconsentual" Photos|tweets]]''' to complain about people having taken photos of him without consent.
*'''4 May''' - Chris uploads '''[[AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan - Suvwl' van bom]]''', a song he was singing in both [[March 2024|March 24]] [[March 2024 livestreams#Christ Chan Live Stream: Over the Shoulder Colouring and Drawing 2 (accidental streams)|accidental streams]].
*'''26 April''' - Chris uploads '''[[Christ Chan - Sakkijarven Polkka mp4]]'''.
*'''22 April''' - Chris uploads '''[[Harvesting Process, Gravel at the Sonichu Temple]]'''.
*'''15 April''' - Chris '''[[April 2024 social media posts#Still Doing the Comics|reveals a new page]]''' of ''[[Sonichu 0 HD]]'' on Twitter.
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<center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center>
*'''20 May''' - [[The Place chats (December 2019)#Priorities|Priorities]] from [[December 2019]]
*'''19 May''' - [[The Place chats (January 2021)#Conjuring Movies|Conjuring Movies]] from [[January 2021]]
*'''18 May''' - [[The Place chats (December 2020)#Christmas and Merge Talk|Christmas and Merge Talk]] from [[December 2020]]
*'''27 April''' - [[Catboy Ranch|Picture of Chris editing]] [[Transformers - Past Ideas Reemerging#Part 3|Transformers - Past Ideas Reemerging Part 3]] from [[January 2024]]
*'''19 April''' - [[The Place chats - Jacob Sockness#Art request for Sockness lore|Art request for Sockness lore]] from [[December 2019]]
*'''11 April''' - [[Cults3D]] from [[January 2024]]
 
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Revision as of 19:50, 20 May 2024

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It is currently June 2024. It has been...
70
 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
We highly advise against seeking out Chris in any way.
Current Updates
Recently Uncovered Info


Usage

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This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki Main Page. It is two lists of recent Chris-related activity, one for current updates, and another for newly added information. To prevent the lists becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; no more than seven entries should appear in each of the lists at any time.

To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in boldface, so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the current month article. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with Chris does X; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.

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