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[[File:Penny donation may 2017.jpeg|thumb|[[Michael Hirtes]]'s response to Chris's money demands.]]


[[File:Penny donation may 2017.jpeg|thumb|A troll's response to Chris's money demands.]]
'''Minor Update, Handouts!''' is a series of two videos uploaded by [[Chris]] on 24 [[May 2017]]. In the first video, Chris begs for handouts, flaunting the [[Sonichu 12|recent comic pages]] as reason enough to donate to him and alleviate his [[Chris and money|monetary]] [[Financhu Crisis|problems]]. He demands that donations be at least a dollar, possibly because any amount lower than a dollar would be negated by Paypal fees.


'''Minor Update, Handouts!''' is a series of two videos uploaded by Chris on 24 May 2017. In the first video, Chris begs for handouts, flaunting the recent comic pages as reason enough to donate to him and alleviate his monetary problems. He demands that donations be at least a dollar, possibly because any amount lower than a dollar would be negated by Paypal fees.
Of course, [[trolls]] responded by donating amounts lower than a dollar. Less than an hour later, Chris uploaded a second video, exclaiming his annoyance regarding receiving a single-penny donation. Once again, he exploits his mother by exhibiting her as an additional incentive for his audience to donate to him.  
 
Of course, trolls responded by donating amounts lower than a dollar.
 
Less than an hour later, Chris uploads a second video, exclaiming his annoyance to receiving a donation under $1.00. Once again, he exploits his dying and confused mother by exhibiting her as an additional incentive for his audience to donate to him.  


==Minor Update, plus we need more money, Please.==
==Minor Update, plus we need more money, Please.==
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===Transcript===
===Transcript===
<!-->Text ripped from YouTube's captions. Please adjust grammar.<--->
 
hello everybody this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again just pretty much this video is their plea for money because we're really broke and my mother needs more of her meal replacement shakes right now like are enough to last throughout the rest of the month but she anyway but obviously as y'all have may have noticed on my facebook I have been but I have made completed a bunch more pages for a book 11 here screen cap that OH kaput NYX the internet rolls up to put Nick's love the blood of all to come over and we're all solo pretty view also about three more pages today I'll upload those onto my facebook later just check that and another little bonus sandy has a male name anyway yes my mother and I we needs a lot more money please so please donate to the link below no less than one dollar no change we want dollar amounts and definitely from each person the recommended amount but the link suggests please please please we need the money for more food another week and I have to go my god and sorbet the bet bill was a hard six dollars anyway please help us thank you have a good day
Hello everybody, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again.
 
Just pretty much uh... this video is another plea for money because... we're really broke, and my mother needs more of her meal replacement shakes right now... [''sighs''] thought I got enough to last throughout the rest of the month. [''mumbles'']
 
Anyway, but obviously, as y'all have... may have noticed, on my [[Facebook]], I have been... I have made... completed a bunch more pages for [[Sonichu 11|book 11]]... here, screencap that. [''camera pans to a panel from the book'']
 
[''reads out [[Silvana]]'s speech bubble with a Russian accent''] Ugh, kaputniks! Ze Internet [[trolls]]! Ugh, kaputniks!
 
[''shows off a few more pages and mumbles''] Anyway, we're also uh... previewed... also, uh, I did three more pages today, I'll upload those onto my Facebook later, just check that. Another little bonus, Sandy has a male name. [''laughs'']
 
[''camera pans back to Chris''] But anyway yes. My mother and I... we need a lot more money please. So please donate to the link below... no less than one dollar. ''No change''. We want ''dollar amounts''. And definitely... from each person... the recommended amount that the link suggests. Please, please, please. We need the mah-ney, for more food. [''sighs''] Another week and a half to go. [''sighs again''] God... and Sorbet... the vet bill's a hundred f- sixty dollars... [''puts on glasses and sighs for a third time''] Anyway, please help us. [''raises up hand''] Thank you have a good day.


==We Said Donations No Less than $1.00, US, Please==
==We Said Donations No Less than $1.00, US, Please==


Chris deleted this video a day after uploading. An archive is below.
This is Barb's sixth appearance during the [[Financhu Crisis]], where she can be seen relaxing on a filthy mattress/sofa of some kind. It is another look into the hell that goes on at 14 Branchland Court.
 
The video starts off with Chris angrily asking for donations to be no less than one US dollar. He then points the camera at his decrepit mother and directs her to say that they need money. Near the end, he asks her what she needs and she simply looks at him, dumbfounded. He says she's been needing shakes, referring to drinks designed to supplement nutrition, helpful for seniors who cannot easily chew food.
 
Barb appears to be extremely frail in this video, as well as in April 2017's [[EMERGENCY HOME UPDATE]], when she knew she was being recorded. However, it should be noted that in her appearance between those videos, [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017]], when she walked in on Chris's livestream without realizing he was recording, she is mobile, able to walk up and down stairs without assistance, and demonstrated cognizance when she informed Chris that they were out of cat food and directed him to buy more with a specific bank account.
 
Given her [[Barb#Treatment of Chris|history of manipulation]], it's possible that her actions in this video were exaggerated for pity.
 
Chris was heavily criticized for how he treated Barb in this video, with some people considering it to be elder abuse. Despite the evidence towards the contrary, Chris deleted this video shortly after uploading it, but [[YouTube#Fan archives and leaks|TheCWCvilleLibrary]] was able to save it.


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===Transcript===
===Transcript===


<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I said, "nothing under $1 in donations!" No donations less than $1! We need the money! Tell them, Mom.
[''piano music plays in the background'']
 
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I said, "nothing under $1 in donations"! No donations less than $1! We need the money! Tell them, Mom.
 
[''camera points to [[Barb]]'']


<font color="#04B45F">'''Barb:'''</font> We need the money.
<font color="#04B45F">'''Barb:'''</font> We need the money.
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> And what do we need it for?
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> And what do we need it for?


<font color="#04B45F">'''Barb:'''</font> For food
<font color="#04B45F">'''Barb:'''</font> For food.


<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> And you've been needing a lot of...
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> And you've been needing a lot of...


<font color="#04B45F">'''Barb:'''</font> [silence]
<font color="#04B45F">'''Barb:'''</font> [''gives Chris a blank stare'']


<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I told you... I reminded that you need a lot of the shakes.
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''sighs''] I told them that y- I reminded them that you need.. a lot.. of the... shakes.


<font color="#04B45F">'''Barb:'''</font> Yeah.
<font color="#04B45F">'''Barb:'''</font> ...yeah...


<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Anyway, tell them, "no donations less than one dollar."
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Anyway, tell them, "no donations less than one dollar".


<font color="#04B45F">'''Barb:'''</font> No donations less than one dollar.
<font color="#04B45F">'''Barb:'''</font> No donations less than one dollar.
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<font color="#04B45F">'''Barb:'''</font> Thank you very much.
<font color="#04B45F">'''Barb:'''</font> Thank you very much.


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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay...
 
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[[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2017]]
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2017]]
[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Latest revision as of 10:09, 14 August 2024

Michael Hirtes's response to Chris's money demands.

Minor Update, Handouts! is a series of two videos uploaded by Chris on 24 May 2017. In the first video, Chris begs for handouts, flaunting the recent comic pages as reason enough to donate to him and alleviate his monetary problems. He demands that donations be at least a dollar, possibly because any amount lower than a dollar would be negated by Paypal fees.

Of course, trolls responded by donating amounts lower than a dollar. Less than an hour later, Chris uploaded a second video, exclaiming his annoyance regarding receiving a single-penny donation. Once again, he exploits his mother by exhibiting her as an additional incentive for his audience to donate to him.

Minor Update, plus we need more money, Please.

Minor Update, plus we need more money, Please.
Direct link YouTube, archive
Stardate 24 May 2017
Subject Matter HandoutsHandouts Handouts
Performance Style TragedyTragedy Tragedy
Saga Financhu CrisisFinanchu Crisis Financhu Crisis
Shirt The ClopperThe Clopper The Clopper
OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos
previous
05152017
next
We Said Donations No Less than $1.00, US, Please
We need a lot more money please
please please please please

Description

NO DONATIONS LESS THAN $1.00, US, PLEASE!

http://www.paypal.me/CwcvilleGuardian/10

Transcript

Hello everybody, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again.

Just pretty much uh... this video is another plea for money because... we're really broke, and my mother needs more of her meal replacement shakes right now... [sighs] thought I got enough to last throughout the rest of the month. [mumbles]

Anyway, but obviously, as y'all have... may have noticed, on my Facebook, I have been... I have made... completed a bunch more pages for book 11... here, screencap that. [camera pans to a panel from the book]

[reads out Silvana's speech bubble with a Russian accent] Ugh, kaputniks! Ze Internet trolls! Ugh, kaputniks!

[shows off a few more pages and mumbles] Anyway, we're also uh... previewed... also, uh, I did three more pages today, I'll upload those onto my Facebook later, just check that. Another little bonus, Sandy has a male name. [laughs]

[camera pans back to Chris] But anyway yes. My mother and I... we need a lot more money please. So please donate to the link below... no less than one dollar. No change. We want dollar amounts. And definitely... from each person... the recommended amount that the link suggests. Please, please, please. We need the mah-ney, for more food. [sighs] Another week and a half to go. [sighs again] God... and Sorbet... the vet bill's a hundred f- sixty dollars... [puts on glasses and sighs for a third time] Anyway, please help us. [raises up hand] Thank you have a good day.

We Said Donations No Less than $1.00, US, Please

This is Barb's sixth appearance during the Financhu Crisis, where she can be seen relaxing on a filthy mattress/sofa of some kind. It is another look into the hell that goes on at 14 Branchland Court.

The video starts off with Chris angrily asking for donations to be no less than one US dollar. He then points the camera at his decrepit mother and directs her to say that they need money. Near the end, he asks her what she needs and she simply looks at him, dumbfounded. He says she's been needing shakes, referring to drinks designed to supplement nutrition, helpful for seniors who cannot easily chew food.

Barb appears to be extremely frail in this video, as well as in April 2017's EMERGENCY HOME UPDATE, when she knew she was being recorded. However, it should be noted that in her appearance between those videos, Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017, when she walked in on Chris's livestream without realizing he was recording, she is mobile, able to walk up and down stairs without assistance, and demonstrated cognizance when she informed Chris that they were out of cat food and directed him to buy more with a specific bank account.

Given her history of manipulation, it's possible that her actions in this video were exaggerated for pity.

Chris was heavily criticized for how he treated Barb in this video, with some people considering it to be elder abuse. Despite the evidence towards the contrary, Chris deleted this video shortly after uploading it, but TheCWCvilleLibrary was able to save it.


We Said Donations No Less than $1.00, US, Please
Direct link YouTube, archive
Stardate 24 May 2017
Subject Matter HandoutsHandouts Handouts
Performance Style TragedyTragedy Tragedy, RageRage Rage
Saga Financhu CrisisFinanchu Crisis Financhu Crisis
Shirt The ClopperThe Clopper The Clopper
OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos
previous
Minor Update, plus we need more money, Please.
next
Sorbet's still recovering, with a nasal problem. Poor boy
We need the money! Tell them, Mom.

Description

http://www.paypal.me/CwcvilleGuardian/10

Transcript

[piano music plays in the background]

Chris: I said, "nothing under $1 in donations"! No donations less than $1! We need the money! Tell them, Mom.

[camera points to Barb]

Barb: We need the money.

Chris: And what do we need it for?

Barb: For food.

Chris: And you've been needing a lot of...

Barb: [gives Chris a blank stare]

Chris: [sighs] I told them that y- I reminded them that you need.. a lot.. of the... shakes.

Barb: ...yeah...

Chris: Anyway, tell them, "no donations less than one dollar".

Barb: No donations less than one dollar.

Chris: USA.

Barb: Thank you very much.

Chris: Okay...

Live Drawing Streams Chris's videos Sorbet's still recovering, with a nasal problem. Poor boy