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'''Rochelle "Rocky" Shoemaker''' is a pastoral counselor (actual title - "Assistant Pastor for Care Ministries") at the [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]], who advised [[Chris]] on several matters, going as far back as the [[Miyamoto Saga]]. | |||
==Biography== | ==Biography== | ||
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Rocky Shoemaker might be the only person in the world who is genuinely concerned about Christian's well-being. Judging by her approval of the [[Love Quest]] and the [[Fuck Quest]], it can be inferred that she supports Christian's desire for [[china]]. | Rocky Shoemaker might be the only person in the world who is genuinely concerned about Christian's well-being. Judging by her approval of the [[Love Quest]] and the [[Fuck Quest]], it can be inferred that she supports Christian's desire for [[china]]. | ||
Despite saving him from the wiles of | Despite saving him from the wiles of Joshua Martinez and [[Clyde Cash]], it seems as though Rocky is ineffective at making an impact in Christian's life where it really matters - namely his bigotry, self-centeredness, total disregard for others, gluttony, and rage. | ||
Chris insists that Rocky is a better counselor than a professional psychologist, and seems to accept uncritically whatever she says. | Chris insists that Rocky is a better counselor than a professional psychologist, and seems to accept uncritically whatever she says. | ||
==Contact info== | ==Contact info== | ||
'' | ''PROTIP:'' If you try to contact Rocky, she probably won't listen to you as she gets all sorts of shit from trolls, but if you insist: | ||
Rochelle Shoemaker <br> | Rochelle Shoemaker <br> | ||
315 | 315 Ivy Vista Dr. <br> | ||
[[Charlottesville]], VA 22903<br> | [[Charlottesville]], VA 22903<br> | ||
(434) 244-2898 | (434) 244-2898 | ||
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*[[Chris and religion]] | *[[Chris and religion]] | ||
*[[Chris and sex]] | *[[Chris and sex]] | ||
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[[Category:People]] | [[Category:People]] | ||
Revision as of 18:20, 11 December 2009
Rochelle "Rocky" Shoemaker is a pastoral counselor (actual title - "Assistant Pastor for Care Ministries") at the Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church, who advised Chris on several matters, going as far back as the Miyamoto Saga.
Biography
Rocky used to work in the Community of Faith United Methodist Church, where she garnered high praise and comparisons with Rocky Balboa. In the year of Our Lord 2009, brought about the end of the Ivy Era, by pushing Chris to go to the police about Ivy.
This wasn't the first time she wanted to call the cops, either - Julie and PandaHalo have both incurred her wrath in the past.
The last straw came in the form of Joshua Martinez, aka Vanessa Hudgens, who tried to swindle some money out of Chris by trading him a PSP. After that, Shoemaker made Bob Chandler and Barb contact the cops who tried to find Ivy and even managed to get a background check on her and came up with nothing.
In a recent IRC Chat Chris, under the belief the the trolls did not know who he was, suggested that the trolls force him to rape Rocky. That's right. Despite the fact that she just might be the only person left with any hope for Chris, he still has fantasies about raping her.
The ultimate white knight?
Rocky Shoemaker might be the only person in the world who is genuinely concerned about Christian's well-being. Judging by her approval of the Love Quest and the Fuck Quest, it can be inferred that she supports Christian's desire for china.
Despite saving him from the wiles of Joshua Martinez and Clyde Cash, it seems as though Rocky is ineffective at making an impact in Christian's life where it really matters - namely his bigotry, self-centeredness, total disregard for others, gluttony, and rage.
Chris insists that Rocky is a better counselor than a professional psychologist, and seems to accept uncritically whatever she says.
Contact info
PROTIP: If you try to contact Rocky, she probably won't listen to you as she gets all sorts of shit from trolls, but if you insist:
Rochelle Shoemaker
315 Ivy Vista Dr.
Charlottesville, VA 22903
(434) 244-2898
Email: revrocky48@gmail.com