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'''Minor Update, Handouts!''' is a series of two videos uploaded by [[Chris]] on 24 [[May 2017]]. In the first video, Chris begs for handouts, flaunting the [[Sonichu 12|recent comic pages]] as reason enough to donate to him and alleviate his [[Chris and money|monetary]] [[Financhu Crisis|problems]]. He demands that donations be at least a dollar, possibly because any amount lower than a dollar would be negated by Paypal fees. | '''Minor Update, Handouts!''' is a series of two videos uploaded by [[Chris]] on 24 [[May 2017]]. In the first video, Chris begs for handouts, flaunting the [[Sonichu 12|recent comic pages]] as reason enough to donate to him and alleviate his [[Chris and money|monetary]] [[Financhu Crisis|problems]]. He demands that donations be at least a dollar, possibly because any amount lower than a dollar would be negated by Paypal fees. | ||
Of course, [[trolls]] responded by donating amounts lower than a dollar. Less than an hour later, Chris uploaded a second video, exclaiming his annoyance regarding receiving a single-penny donation. Once again, he exploits his | Of course, [[trolls]] responded by donating amounts lower than a dollar. Less than an hour later, Chris uploaded a second video, exclaiming his annoyance regarding receiving a single-penny donation. Once again, he exploits his mother by exhibiting her as an additional incentive for his audience to donate to him. | ||
==Minor Update, plus we need more money, Please.== | ==Minor Update, plus we need more money, Please.== | ||
{{Infobox/video | {{Infobox/video | ||
| name = Minor Update, plus we need more money, Please. | | name = Minor Update, plus we need more money, Please. | ||
| | | ytid = HWGUutYaXhM | ||
| stardate = 24 May 2017 | | stardate = 24 May 2017 | ||
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian | | maker = CwcvilleGuardian | ||
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| next = [[Minor Update, Handouts!#We Said Donations No Less than $1.00, US, Please|We Said Donations No Less than $1.00, US, Please]] | | next = [[Minor Update, Handouts!#We Said Donations No Less than $1.00, US, Please|We Said Donations No Less than $1.00, US, Please]] | ||
}} | }} | ||
{{quote|We need a lot more money please|please please please please}} | |||
===Description=== | |||
{{quotebox|NO DONATIONS LESS THAN $1.00, US, PLEASE! | {{quotebox|NO DONATIONS LESS THAN $1.00, US, PLEASE! | ||
http://www.paypal.me/CwcvilleGuardian/10}} | http://www.paypal.me/CwcvilleGuardian/10}} | ||
===Transcript=== | ===Transcript=== | ||
Hello everybody, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again. | |||
Just pretty much uh... this video is another plea for money because... we're really broke, and my mother needs more of her meal replacement shakes right now... [''sighs''] thought I got enough to last throughout the rest of the month. [''mumbles''] | |||
Anyway, but obviously, as y'all have... may have noticed, on my [[Facebook]], I have been... I have made... completed a bunch more pages for [[Sonichu 11|book 11]]... here, screencap that. [''camera pans to a panel from the book''] | |||
[''reads out [[Silvana]]'s speech bubble with a Russian accent''] Ugh, kaputniks! Ze Internet [[trolls]]! Ugh, kaputniks! | |||
[''shows off a few more pages and mumbles''] Anyway, we're also uh... previewed... also, uh, I did three more pages today, I'll upload those onto my Facebook later, just check that. Another little bonus, Sandy has a male name. [''laughs''] | |||
[''camera pans back to Chris''] But anyway yes. My mother and I... we need a lot more money please. So please donate to the link below... no less than one dollar. ''No change''. We want ''dollar amounts''. And definitely... from each person... the recommended amount that the link suggests. Please, please, please. We need the mah-ney, for more food. [''sighs''] Another week and a half to go. [''sighs again''] God... and Sorbet... the vet bill's a hundred f- sixty dollars... [''puts on glasses and sighs for a third time''] Anyway, please help us. [''raises up hand''] Thank you have a good day. | |||
==We Said Donations No Less than $1.00, US, Please== | ==We Said Donations No Less than $1.00, US, Please== | ||
This is Barb's | This is Barb's sixth appearance during the [[Financhu Crisis]], where she can be seen relaxing on a filthy mattress/sofa of some kind. It is another look into the hell that goes on at 14 Branchland Court. | ||
The video starts off with Chris angrily asking for donations to be no less than one US dollar. He then points the camera at his decrepit mother and directs her to say that they need money. Near the end, he asks her what she needs and she simply looks at him, dumbfounded. He says she's been needing shakes, referring to drinks designed to supplement nutrition, helpful for seniors who cannot easily chew food. | The video starts off with Chris angrily asking for donations to be no less than one US dollar. He then points the camera at his decrepit mother and directs her to say that they need money. Near the end, he asks her what she needs and she simply looks at him, dumbfounded. He says she's been needing shakes, referring to drinks designed to supplement nutrition, helpful for seniors who cannot easily chew food. | ||
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Given her [[Barb#Treatment of Chris|history of manipulation]], it's possible that her actions in this video were exaggerated for pity. | Given her [[Barb#Treatment of Chris|history of manipulation]], it's possible that her actions in this video were exaggerated for pity. | ||
Chris deleted this video | Chris was heavily criticized for how he treated Barb in this video, with some people considering it to be elder abuse. Despite the evidence towards the contrary, Chris deleted this video shortly after uploading it, but [[YouTube#Fan archives and leaks|TheCWCvilleLibrary]] was able to save it. | ||
{{Infobox/video | {{Infobox/video | ||
| name = We Said Donations No Less than $1.00, US, Please | | name = We Said Donations No Less than $1.00, US, Please | ||
| | | ytid = ZUnZIZ8c5c0 | ||
| stardate = 24 May 2017 | | stardate = 24 May 2017 | ||
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian | | maker = CwcvilleGuardian | ||
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| shirt = {{(Clopper)|text}} | | shirt = {{(Clopper)|text}} | ||
| previous = [[Minor Update, Handouts!#Minor Update, plus we need more money, Please.|Minor Update, plus we need more money, Please.]] | | previous = [[Minor Update, Handouts!#Minor Update, plus we need more money, Please.|Minor Update, plus we need more money, Please.]] | ||
| next = | | next = [[Sorbet's still recovering, with a nasal problem. Poor boy]] | ||
}} | }} | ||
{{quote|We need the money! Tell them, Mom.}} | |||
===Description=== | |||
{{quotebox|http://www.paypal.me/CwcvilleGuardian/10}} | {{quotebox|http://www.paypal.me/CwcvilleGuardian/10}} | ||
===Transcript=== | ===Transcript=== | ||
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I said, "nothing under $1 in donations! | [''piano music plays in the background''] | ||
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I said, "nothing under $1 in donations"! No donations less than $1! We need the money! Tell them, Mom. | |||
[''camera points to [[Barb]]''] | |||
<font color="#04B45F">'''Barb:'''</font> We need the money. | <font color="#04B45F">'''Barb:'''</font> We need the money. | ||
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> And what do we need it for? | <font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> And what do we need it for? | ||
<font color="#04B45F">'''Barb:'''</font> For food | <font color="#04B45F">'''Barb:'''</font> For food. | ||
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> And you've been needing a lot of... | <font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> And you've been needing a lot of... | ||
<font color="#04B45F">'''Barb:'''</font> | <font color="#04B45F">'''Barb:'''</font> [''gives Chris a blank stare''] | ||
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> | <font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [''sighs''] I told them that y- I reminded them that you need.. a lot.. of the... shakes. | ||
<font color="#04B45F">'''Barb:'''</font> ...yeah... | <font color="#04B45F">'''Barb:'''</font> ...yeah... | ||
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Anyway, tell them, "no donations less than one dollar. | <font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Anyway, tell them, "no donations less than one dollar". | ||
<font color="#04B45F">'''Barb:'''</font> No donations less than one dollar. | <font color="#04B45F">'''Barb:'''</font> No donations less than one dollar. | ||
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay... | <font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay... | ||
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Live Drawing Streams]]|nextlink=}} | {{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Live Drawing Streams]]|nextlink=[[Sorbet's still recovering, with a nasal problem. Poor boy]]}} | ||
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2017]] | [[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2017]] | ||
[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]] | [[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]] | ||
Latest revision as of 10:09, 14 August 2024
Minor Update, Handouts! is a series of two videos uploaded by Chris on 24 May 2017. In the first video, Chris begs for handouts, flaunting the recent comic pages as reason enough to donate to him and alleviate his monetary problems. He demands that donations be at least a dollar, possibly because any amount lower than a dollar would be negated by Paypal fees.
Of course, trolls responded by donating amounts lower than a dollar. Less than an hour later, Chris uploaded a second video, exclaiming his annoyance regarding receiving a single-penny donation. Once again, he exploits his mother by exhibiting her as an additional incentive for his audience to donate to him.
Minor Update, plus we need more money, Please.
| Minor Update, plus we need more money, Please. | |
| Direct link | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 24 May 2017 |
| Subject Matter |  Handouts
|
| Performance Style |  Tragedy
|
| Saga |  Financhu Crisis
|
| Shirt |  The Clopper
|
| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous 05152017 |
next We Said Donations No Less than $1.00, US, Please |
| “ | We need a lot more money please | ” |
| please please please please | ||
Description
| NO DONATIONS LESS THAN $1.00, US, PLEASE! |
Transcript
Hello everybody, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again.
Just pretty much uh... this video is another plea for money because... we're really broke, and my mother needs more of her meal replacement shakes right now... [sighs] thought I got enough to last throughout the rest of the month. [mumbles]
Anyway, but obviously, as y'all have... may have noticed, on my Facebook, I have been... I have made... completed a bunch more pages for book 11... here, screencap that. [camera pans to a panel from the book]
[reads out Silvana's speech bubble with a Russian accent] Ugh, kaputniks! Ze Internet trolls! Ugh, kaputniks!
[shows off a few more pages and mumbles] Anyway, we're also uh... previewed... also, uh, I did three more pages today, I'll upload those onto my Facebook later, just check that. Another little bonus, Sandy has a male name. [laughs]
[camera pans back to Chris] But anyway yes. My mother and I... we need a lot more money please. So please donate to the link below... no less than one dollar. No change. We want dollar amounts. And definitely... from each person... the recommended amount that the link suggests. Please, please, please. We need the mah-ney, for more food. [sighs] Another week and a half to go. [sighs again] God... and Sorbet... the vet bill's a hundred f- sixty dollars... [puts on glasses and sighs for a third time] Anyway, please help us. [raises up hand] Thank you have a good day.
We Said Donations No Less than $1.00, US, Please
This is Barb's sixth appearance during the Financhu Crisis, where she can be seen relaxing on a filthy mattress/sofa of some kind. It is another look into the hell that goes on at 14 Branchland Court.
The video starts off with Chris angrily asking for donations to be no less than one US dollar. He then points the camera at his decrepit mother and directs her to say that they need money. Near the end, he asks her what she needs and she simply looks at him, dumbfounded. He says she's been needing shakes, referring to drinks designed to supplement nutrition, helpful for seniors who cannot easily chew food.
Barb appears to be extremely frail in this video, as well as in April 2017's EMERGENCY HOME UPDATE, when she knew she was being recorded. However, it should be noted that in her appearance between those videos, Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017, when she walked in on Chris's livestream without realizing he was recording, she is mobile, able to walk up and down stairs without assistance, and demonstrated cognizance when she informed Chris that they were out of cat food and directed him to buy more with a specific bank account.
Given her history of manipulation, it's possible that her actions in this video were exaggerated for pity.
Chris was heavily criticized for how he treated Barb in this video, with some people considering it to be elder abuse. Despite the evidence towards the contrary, Chris deleted this video shortly after uploading it, but TheCWCvilleLibrary was able to save it.
| We Said Donations No Less than $1.00, US, Please | |
| Direct link | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 24 May 2017 |
| Subject Matter | Handouts
|
| Performance Style | Tragedy,  Rage
|
| Saga | Financhu Crisis
|
| Shirt | The Clopper
|
| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Minor Update, plus we need more money, Please. |
next Sorbet's still recovering, with a nasal problem. Poor boy |
| “ | We need the money! Tell them, Mom. | ” |
Description
| http://www.paypal.me/CwcvilleGuardian/10 |
Transcript
[piano music plays in the background]
Chris: I said, "nothing under $1 in donations"! No donations less than $1! We need the money! Tell them, Mom.
[camera points to Barb]
Barb: We need the money.
Chris: And what do we need it for?
Barb: For food.
Chris: And you've been needing a lot of...
Barb: [gives Chris a blank stare]
Chris: [sighs] I told them that y- I reminded them that you need.. a lot.. of the... shakes.
Barb: ...yeah...
Chris: Anyway, tell them, "no donations less than one dollar".
Barb: No donations less than one dollar.
Chris: USA.
Barb: Thank you very much.
Chris: Okay...
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