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'''ShutUpBrain''' and '''WakeUpBrain''' are two rather peculiar videos that [[Chris]] uploaded to [[YouTube]] on [[2009#April|April 30, 2009]].
{{quote|i like to think this is the same process that Nicolas Cage undergoes to prepare himself for each scene he's about to film.|TheARCTrooper7529, on YouTube.}}
 
The true and original origin and meaning of these videos is yet to be made clear. For some time before releasing the video the manchild had been raving about how [[Ivy]] had corrected his [[biological clock|sleep cycle]], so it's possible that the videos are Christian portraying what it is like to be sleep-deprived during the daytime and insomniac at night. If true, Chris apparently blames his nocturnal habits on a combination of [[autism]] and/or [[stress]], to the shock of approximately no one.


'''ShutUpBrain''' and '''WakeUpBrain''' are two [[Random-access humor|rather]] [[Autism|peculiar]] videos that [[Chris]] uploaded to [[YouTube]] on [[2009#April|30 April 2009]]. Both videos depict him yelling at, supposedly, his brain.


==ShutUpBrain==
==ShutUpBrain==
 
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| shirt          = {{RedYellowStripeShirt|text}}
| previous      = [[CWC Update 29 April 2009]]
| next          = [[ShutUpBrain and WakeUpBrain#WakeUpBrain|Wake Up Brain]]
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{{quote|Shut up, brain! Just shut up!}}
{{quote|Shut up, brain! Just shut up!}}


===Transcript===
=== Transcript ===


''Hey!'' ''You're keeping me awake at night!'' ''What are you doing keeping me awake?'' Just ''shut up!'' Shut up! Don't make me stay awake!
''Ah!'' ''You're keeping me awake at night!'' ''What are you doing keeping me awake?'' Just ''shut up!'' Shut up! Don't make me stay awake!


I'm supposed to fall asleep! I need to be in dream land!
I'm supposed to fall asleep! I need to be in Dreamland!


Wake up! Shut up! Shut up!
Wake up! Shut up! Shut up!
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==WakeUpBrain==
==WakeUpBrain==
{{Infobox/video
| name          = WakeUpBrain
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| stardate      = 30 [[April 2009]]
| style          = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt          = {{RedYellowStripeShirt|text}}
| previous      = [[ShutUpBrain and WakeUpBrain#ShutUpBrain|Shut Up Brain]]
| next          = [[For My Sweetest Ivy]]
}}
{{quote|Wake up! Wakeupwakeupwakeupwakeup!}}


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=== Transcript ===
 
===Transcript===
 
Wake up! [''smacks himself in the head repeatedly''] Wake up, brain!
Wake up! [''smacks himself in the head repeatedly''] Wake up, brain!


You're supposed to be thinking for me! Hey! [''smacks himself in the head''] I need you to give me some thoughts to-- some rational thoughts… for the situation that's at hand. C'mon, brain, wake up!
You're supposed to be thinking for me! Hey! [''smacks himself in the head''] I need you to give me some thoughts to, some rational thoughts...for the situation that's at hand. C'mon, brain, wake up!


[''smacks himself in the head'']
[''smacks himself in the head'']


Quit fallin’ asleep on me! You always get-- you always… get me in a bad situ-- you always put me in an awful situation when you… fall asleep on me. Wake up! [''smacks himself in the head again''] C'mon, wake up!
Quit fallin’ asleep on me! You always get, you always...get me in a bad situ-, you always put me in an awful situation when you...fall asleep on me. Wake up! [''smacks himself in the head again''] C'mon, wake up!


[''smacks himself in the head repeatedly'']
[''smacks himself in the head repeatedly'']


You'd better wake up, or I'm gonna g-- accidentally give myself amnesia one of these moments!
You'd better wake up, or I'm gonna g-, accidentally give myself amnesia one of these moments!


[''smacks himself in the head repeatedly and groans''] Okay.
[''smacks himself in the head repeatedly and groans''] Okay.
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Wake up.
Wake up.


Yeah, you don't need to… zone out when I get stressed out. Just… stay awake, okay? Stay awake. Wake up!
Yeah, you don't need to...zone out when I get stressed out. Just...stay awake, okay? Stay awake. Wake up!


''WAKE UP!''
''WAKE UP!''


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Latest revision as of 21:05, 11 January 2022

i like to think this is the same process that Nicolas Cage undergoes to prepare himself for each scene he's about to film.
TheARCTrooper7529, on YouTube.

ShutUpBrain and WakeUpBrain are two rather peculiar videos that Chris uploaded to YouTube on 30 April 2009. Both videos depict him yelling at, supposedly, his brain.

ShutUpBrain

ShutUpBrain
Direct link YouTube, archive
Stardate 30 April 2009
Performance Style CrazyCrazy Crazy
Shirt Red Yellow StripeRed Yellow Stripe The Racing Stripe
OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos
previous
CWC Update 29 April 2009
next
Wake Up Brain
Shut up, brain! Just shut up!

Transcript

Ah! You're keeping me awake at night! What are you doing keeping me awake? Just shut up! Shut up! Don't make me stay awake!

I'm supposed to fall asleep! I need to be in Dreamland!

Wake up! Shut up! Shut up!

Shut up! Shut up, brain! Just shut up!

Shut up, or I'll make you shut up!

Shut up!

SHUT UUUPPP! Shut up! SHUT UP!

Shut uuuuuuuuuppp!

Sh'up!

WakeUpBrain

WakeUpBrain
Search for video YouTube, archive
Stardate 30 April 2009
Performance Style CrazyCrazy Crazy
Shirt Red Yellow StripeRed Yellow Stripe The Racing Stripe
OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos
previous
Shut Up Brain
next
For My Sweetest Ivy
Wake up! Wakeupwakeupwakeupwakeup!

Transcript

Wake up! [smacks himself in the head repeatedly] Wake up, brain!

You're supposed to be thinking for me! Hey! [smacks himself in the head] I need you to give me some thoughts to, some rational thoughts...for the situation that's at hand. C'mon, brain, wake up!

[smacks himself in the head]

Quit fallin’ asleep on me! You always get, you always...get me in a bad situ-, you always put me in an awful situation when you...fall asleep on me. Wake up! [smacks himself in the head again] C'mon, wake up!

[smacks himself in the head repeatedly]

You'd better wake up, or I'm gonna g-, accidentally give myself amnesia one of these moments!

[smacks himself in the head repeatedly and groans] Okay.

[starts smacking himself in the head at the end of every sentence] Wake up! Just stay awake! Stay awake! Don't fall asleep on me! Don't make me zone out. Shut up! Wake up! Wake up! Wakeupwakeupwakeupwakeup!

Wake up! Wake uuuppp!

Wake up.

Yeah, you don't need to...zone out when I get stressed out. Just...stay awake, okay? Stay awake. Wake up!

WAKE UP!

CWC Update 29 April 2009 Chris's videos For My Sweetest Ivy
Chris's other videos

Stackhouse gunnery | Tour of Chris's house | ShutUpBrain and WakeUpBrain | Stay Off Our AXE, you Homos! | MEOW | Fanmail Reading | Holiday Greetings | A Sonichu Day | Shout out to Fans in Hospital | Christian Love Day | Magical Man Potion | Happy Sonichu Day | See You Later | Cleveland Show Voice Rant | Abstinence Rant | Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean | Autism and men bras | Greene County Conspiracy | EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW | Cherokee clan | Pregnant Act | SonichuBabies | PlayingHouse | Wigwam | DayOut | ShowerClean | SpaghettiRoutine | HairDifference

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