Talk:Sonichu and Rosechu's children

Possible Inbreds?

I know I'm not the first to think this, but who else believes that these little mistakes of the human imagination are imbreds? There are several hints throughout the comic implying an incestuous undertone between Sonichu and Rosechu, plus Chris being their "father" as it is really makes me wonder about this... --EdtheHedgehog1894

• I wouldn't consider them calling Chris father a hint (he's not really their father, but they both see him as a father figure; still has incestuous undertones, but isn't the same thing) so much as the fact that they, the Chaotic Combo and Silvana all originate from the same rainbow. I don't know how Chris's weird shit works, but wouldn't that make them all (or at least the Chaotic Combo and Silvana, as their eggs came from the rainbow) siblings? --Lime 17:12, 1 October 2009 (CEST)

I am fully aware of that. Still, Chris is their creator, but to him this also counts as their "father". This being as it is alone does imply incest, but yeah there are more hints. As for the Chaotic Combo, yes, that would say they are all related. Chris obviously overlooked this when making the epilogue for Sonichu. --EdtheHedgehog1894

Tangentially relevant to this discussion: I added a blurb on the fact that Chris has already paired off Cera with Blake and Bubbles' kid, and the psychological and incestuous undertones of this. If it's a bit long-winded (as I often am), I won't be offended if it gets edited a little. -- manwithoutabody 7:13 14 May 2010 (CEST)

The terrifying part

No offense, but do we need this hear? It's more or less the same sort of stuff that can be said about the Sonnee and Rosey species in general and not just Sonichu's children. --Champthom 01:04, 20 December 2009 (CET)

• I'll move it, because I think it is more general, but it provides a good insight IMHO. --sonichuis44 01:11, 20 December 2009 (CET)

Growth

Someone made a comment on Sandy Rosechu's talk page about how quickly she grew, and it made me think about it a bit. How long have these children been in their infant forms? However long, Sandy was born after them and evolved before them. We can question as to whether he ever plans to age them at all. Chris says he plans on doing this comic for the rest of his life, and while that may be short considering all his health problems, he fully believes he'll be around until 100. So when does he plan to age them, if at all? And in fact, If the Sonichu comic and Chris do last for 25 more years, then will he actually evolve Sonichu into Metonic? And another point this person bought up was that Sonees evolve by having a high hapiness. So the girl whose first words she heard upon entering the world were 'Evan killed Mommy' was happy enough to evolve, but Robbie, Cerah and Christine are somehow even more miserable than that. Just saying. Should I put any of this into the article, or are Chris's future plans for them too off-topic? If it is then I could always put it into Sonichu (Comic). --Edward 21:39, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

• Chris's comics, are to him like a tv show, and in some tv shows, like the simpsons, and family guy, no matter how much time passes, the characters mantain their age, even if they have birthdays, and if questioned about it, its most likely that chris will answer that "sonichu's kids are happy, but they hold an everstone so they don't evolve" or some BS like that, its likely that those kids won't evolve for a while. In short, sonees are easy to evolve, but sonichu's kids are a) refusing to evolve b) using an everstone c)too sad to evolve. And sandy, like chris, probably forgot about simonla until she was reminded the trial day. Only time will tell us what stupid way they evolve.Basgon 23:13, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

• • He'll say either A or B if we accuse him of C. If it's A, we confirm that Robbie is a means for Chris to live an eternal childhood with Sarah and Crystal, and we flood the mailbag with letters about Chris teaching a bad lesson. If it's B, Sonichu and Rosechu are horrible parents. Win-win.--MoarLurk 02:53, 27 February 2010 (UTC)

• • We'll send in a mailbag letter about that then. We'd probably have to wait a bit first though. It'd no doubt get put aside by the sysop for a mailbag full of letters telling him that he is a sick fuck because of Sonichu 10's contents. We'll wait until it gets calmer first. --Edward 03:20, 27 February 2010 (UTC)

Not so bad?

Am i the only person without a complete and undying hatred for the Sonichu children? i actually feel sad, though Robbie's speech impedment literally gives me headaches, for them (how much hatred they receive) and find them kinda cute...please don't troll me. J0haely 04:35, 3 May 2010 (UTC)

gtfo --T K 19 05:14, 3 May 2010 (UTC)

Yes, you are, and yes, you will be trolled now.--MoarLurk 05:29, 3 May 2010 (UTC)

:(J0haely 11:50, 3 May 2010 (UTC)

Stand by for trolling... --T K 19 12:45, 3 May 2010 (UTC)

I'll bravely and shamefully accept my fate. >:| J0haely 20:26, 3 May 2010 (UTC)

Trolling has now commenced... are you feeling trolled yet? --T K 19 21:03, 3 May 2010 (UTC)

Umm, don't know. Though i'm feeling hot, so i suppose that counts.J0haely 21:50, 3 May 2010 (UTC)

Facepalm.jpg --EdtheHedgehog1894 9:49, 3 May 2010 (EST)

It's mostly that my hatred for everything wrong that goes in the comic (and around CWC's life) is immdeialty redirected towards Chris. everything else is just pity especially for the poor existance of these little...whatever the hell tehy are supposed to be.J0haely 20:26, 3 May 2010 (UTC)

Please reference this trope for advice on how to proceed.--MoarLurk 17:23, 3 May 2010 (UTC)

You are bad and you should feel bad.-Ronichu 02:27, 4 May 2010 (UTC)

I know and i deserve my punishment.J0haely 02:48, 4 May 2010 (UTC)

They're just so WRONG. Everything about them is a testament to how monstrous a person Chris truly is. They are a disgusting mockery of everything a child should be, hideous deformed creatures attempting to masquerade as children, exposing it all as an act when they quote family guy or reveal that they've pissed on other living things for no reason.

They are abominations. An affront to man and god.--Beat 06:13, 4 May 2010 (UTC)

I thought the Eraserhead baby was kind of cute and very pitiable, and I still hate these characters to pieces. Well, that's not entirely true; they're actually some of my favourite characters, but only because of how fascinatingly horrific they are. Of all of Chris's characters, these are the ones that seem the most "Chris" to me. Also, I just like horror stories about monstrous births. - manwithoutabody 16:55 17 May 2010

I can't believe this hasn't been brought up

Have you noticed how Chris has only included one male child for the Sonichus and Rosechus, this includes Sandy, but seriously it seems like either Chris is a definite pedo or he thinks male children are horrible, and yet he say he already has enough Sonichus and yet he keeps making more Rosechus, is it me or is that the other way around.--Hieghts503 21:35, 11 May 2010 (UTC)

• when you put it that way, the last TRUE and HONEST sonichu ever introcued was jamsta way back in sonichu 7. over the course, he has added like 5 new rosechus.J0haely 21:49, 11 May 2010 (UTC)
  • Yeah, it's hilarious that he says that he has enough Sonichus, and and yet he has like twelve Rosechus, makes you wonder if he really thinks that, or if he just wants to validate his straightness more.-- Hieghts503 22:12, 11 May 2010 (UTC)
    • But this proves that chris is totally not a pedofork. what makes chris a pedofork is the existance of zapina though. Although sometimes calling him a pedo may be an insult to pedobear.J0haely 23:13, 11 May 2010 (UTC)
      • I don't really think he's a pedo. It's more like he hates JERKS and loves innocent sweet girls, and that this logic gets applied to children as well... fuck that DOES make him sound like a pedo. What I'm trying to say is he hates males so he trys to make most of his characters female.--Beat 13:36, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
      • Beat I have to say that this is Chris's blatant hypocrasy in action, he claims "To have enough Sonichus" and yet the Rosechus in the series out number the Sonichus.-- Hieghts503 20:32, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
      • Its not so much hypocrisy as it is him being a retard really. But yeah, he adds more Rosechus because he hates males, and that applies to his Sonichus as well. All the males serve as sues for Chris. When Chris has a male character to represent every aspect of his personality as MoarLurk theorized, then he doesn't need any more male characters and he just adds in females, because he only really likes females. He just doesn't hate the Sonichus because they are essentially him. --Edward 20:48, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
• No, he hasn't. Kyle hasn't shown up in the comics, but he apparently exists. --Torako 14:10, 05 June 2010 (UTC)

The Fry Kids Connection?

• Has anyone noticed that two of the kids resemble the Fry Kids from McDonald's? Remember those Fry Kids from the old Happy Meal ads?--UJ1A1985 08:54, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

not so much really.J0haely 11:20, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

I really don't see the resemblance.--Beat 12:25, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

Same here. If they were the Fry Kids, I wouldn't want 'em dead so much. : ) --Alcoholic Legend 13:16, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

Ditto. --EdtheHedgehog1894 10:13, 8 June 2010 (EST)

I've noticed that they actually seem to actually resemble the powerpuff girls in a way (No fingers, stubbya arms and legs, giant heads (which are supposed to be round), and round eyes), though it could only be coincidence since there is no reference anywhere to the powerpuff girls in the comics.J0haely 00:50, 16 June 2010 (UTC)

Chao?

I was thinking they're chao. Note the eyes, the feet, stubby arms, though he inverts the eyes... Shiny 12:36, 14 June 2010 (UTC)

Someone also brought that up in the sonee and roseys page.J0haely 00:50, 16 June 2010 (UTC)

Christine's Paternity

I think Magi-Chan is still the most likely father for Christine. While Darkbind and Jamsta are also possible candidates, they've been paired off with their respective sentient masturbatory aids. Magi-Chan is the one who's been suffering from virgin with rage. Considering how Sonichu had the tendency to rub in the fact that he regularly gets laid in front of him, it might have pushed him over the edge. He could have easily used his psychic powers to make Rosechu believe he was Sonichu if he wanted a tender lovemaking experience, or he could have forced himself on her and wiped her memory afterward if that's how he gets off. --Xanabit 04:56, 2 August 2010 (UTC)

• Chris is actually her father. It would explain her egotism as well as her purple-ness.--MoarLurk 04:59, 2 August 2010 (UTC)
  • Egotism is not genetic; It's a learned trait. She got that way because Sonichu and Rosechu treat her like a princess. Rosechu on the other hand probably just wants to keep up the appearance...In short, I still believe Magi-Chan is her father. --EdtheHedgehog1894 09:45, 2 August 2010 (EST)
  • Hmm, this could also explain how she got the gene for blue eyes. Chris said that they used to both be blue, but one got turned greenish in high school. --Xanabit 12:43, 2 August 2010 (PDT)
    • 1)Chris is too dumb to pull a twist like this off. 2)Chris would never do anything like this to hurt his characters unless a troll blackmailed him into it. 3)A Blue Vaporeon and Pink Espeon can mate to produce a brown Eevee; Pokemon don't inherit colors. It was funny when it was an occasional gag, but this looks like it's seriously being considered. --OFSheep 11:25, 2 August 2010 (PDT)
      • Sonichus are not what you would call normal Pokemon. They carry the genetics of hedgehogs with a similar species classification to Sonics (Mobian). With this information in mind, it can be hypothesised that the same breeding rules of average pokemon do not apply to them; So yes, she could just be a 'shiny Rosey'...Or the byproduct of a forbidden affair/rape with Mr.

I'mwatchingyoumasterbatelolololol. Either way you decide. --EdtheHedgehog1894 14:41, 2 August 2010 (EST)

• • • • • I do believe that Sonichus inherit from their parents (take a look at Sandy and Simonla, although Wild's genetics didn't seen to have much of an effect, and she was really just an excuse to have an instant replacement to fill in Simonla's place). All of this speculation is a waste. It's fun, but it's a waste. We can take Chris's word, as gh3y and dumbfuck as it may be, and just say that Cerah is a "shiny Rosey".

• • • • Nothing is serious here (except the drama and in-fighting). Of course we know this is bullshit, a lot of the content on the wiki regarding Chris' fictional works is overanalytical speculation. This is how we have fun. --Xanabit 12:43, 2 August 2010 (PDT)

None of this is possible because Magi-chan is quite obviously a confirmed bachelor. The only way he could get himself to do it was if he convinced himself that Rosechu was a male, with a pickle (but most importantly, lacking in china). But Darkbind, OTOH, had no "sentient masturbatory aid" to speak of as she was stuck in a coma. Not content to empty his two balls into a functional RealDoll, he found solace in Sonichu's cheating wife. And maybe Jamsta, because he's a dick. --SeventhBase 23:24, 4 August 2010 (PDT)

Maybe it wasn't just about the sex, maybe Magi-Chan, sexually frustrated because he could not legally sate his desires in Chris' oppressive dystopia, and angry at Sonichu's constant taunting, decided to strike back in a way that would utterly destroy him if he ever found out. I'm sure Magi-Chan's mental conditioning would make it possible for him to imagine he's boofing a guy while slamming Rosechu's gaping china. --Xanabit 05:45, 5 August 2010 (PDT)

Christine's Virginity

Its worth noting that the line she says is ripped off from a joke from family guy, making it less that she's not a virgin but more that Chris is unoriginal Gouge 17:57, 16 October 2010 (PDT)

Like I've been saying all along. It DOES show, however, that Chris thinks it's OK for toddlers to see shows with jokes like these, as long as it's with "parental supervision". --SeventhBase 18:35, 16 October 2010 (PDT)