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[[Image:Redbackground.jpg|thumb|All it took was words and a red gradient to keep Chris away]]
{{Quote|Would you fuck me, 789chan? I'd fuck me.|Chris, [[It's not that cold]]}}
:''[[cwc]] redirects here. For other uses, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (disambiguation)]].''
'''/cow/''' is an image board dedicated to [[Chris]] and other lolcows. Various other imageboards have also followed Chris, including '''/cwc/''', '''Krapple''', '''Legi0n''', '''789chan''' and '''/atf/'''.


[[Image:anonchris.jpg|thumb|Typical /cwc/ user.]]
[[Ivy]] has alleged that Chris had discovered the site, based on a tip off from a successful [[white knight]], but his response was that the [[CWCipedia|colors]] [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|bothered]] him and that there were "[[Autism|too many words]]."


'''/cwc/''' is a [[Chris]]-related image board that served as a notable hangout for [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]] rejects, newfags, and people who believe ANONYMOUS IS LEGION, etc. Despite the concentrated amounts of faggotry, Krapplefags were notable in being above [[ED]] and [[4-cent_garbage|4chan]] in the [[troll]] hierarchy.
Chris made direct reference to the 789chan incarnation of /cwc/ in the video [[It's not that cold]], asking if they'd fuck him. In the video, he also pretends to dig up his dead dog [[Patti Chandler]] and wear her as a coat. This is also a reference to the /cwc/ board, as a vocal minority of users in Legi0n era /cwc/ kept suggesting that the [[trolls]] should hire a [[Tomgirl|tranny hooker]] to dig up Patti, as a way of trolling Chris. How much more Chris actually knew about 789chan or whether or not he browsed the board is not known.


The late [[Clyde Cash]] used to frequent the board to provide the lowly serfs with [[da update]]. However, some users have reported seeing posts made by Clyde's ghost.
== History ==
[[Image:anonchris.jpg|thumb|Typical /cwc/ user]]
[[Image:Cwc on cwc.png|thumb|Typical /cwc/ behaviour]]
/cwc/ was originally set up on the Krapple board, but on 1 [[November 2009]], /cwc/, as well as the entire board, was permanently deleted for CEO having ''terabytes'' of [[anime]] on server space. It was brought back soon after on a spin-off chan on Legi0n. Legi0n also later shut down due to some drama with some of its admins in [[August 2010]], and the board was moved once more to 789chan. While hosted at 789chan, /cwc/ was re-purposed as a general lolcows board rather than a Chris-centric one, though Chris still remains the most popular topic and the board's namesake. The administrator of 789chan tired of running the website, and decided to let the project die in [[November 2012]]. This probably comes as no surprise to the users as a few months previous he explained this was soon to happen and that he was burned out from the project. Almost immediately after the loss of 789chan, a shifty Mexican business man rebuilt the site as n0chan with similar code, calling the new board /cow/. This later died, with the next incarnation being found on 888chan, which later died in [[November 2014]] when the administrator of 888chan got sick of paying for it. The board was then hosted on n0chan again, returning under new ownership before quickly dying again. The next incarnation was then formed on {{w|8chan}} in [[September 2014]], which stayed for five years before the site shut down on September 2019 after a prolonged outage due to {{w|Christchurch mosque shootings|several}} {{w|Poway synagogue shooting|recent}} {{w|2019 El Paso shooting|controversies}}. 8chan would later return under a new name, 8kun, though not before users set up another board in JulayWorld, a bunker site. As of [[August 2020]], the current incarnations can be accessed either on 8kun or AlogSpace, JulayWorld's successor and now an independent site.


While despised by many PVCC and #sonichu regulars, /cwc/ was notable in that it provided a place to discuss Chris-chan when [[110mb]] went down, which caused both [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]] and [[CWCki]] to go offline.
==Derivative boards==
Due to the unmanageable volume of posts on /cwc/, the Legi0n staff decided to create additional, more specific Chris-related boards.  '''/cxc/''' (fanfics and copypastas), '''/kcwc/''' (chris-related songs/music videos), '''/CWCrt/''' (trolling schemes), and''' /library/''' (to archive threads of major importance). The move to 789chan eventually dropped all of these boards, while adding /L/ in place of /library/.


[[Ivy]] has alleged that Chris had discovered the site, based on a tip off from a successful [[white knight]], yet his response was that the colors bothered him and that there were "too many words."
==Other==
/cwc/ and its later incarnations also operate an IRC channel. They also had a dedicated trolling wiki, but it has since shut down.


On 1 November 2009, /cwc/, as well as the entire krapple board was permanently deleted for reasons yet unknown (cancer).
== External links ==
 
*[https://8kun.top/cow/index.html /cow/'s current incarnation]
It was brought back soon after on a spin-off chan.
*[https://alogs.space/cow/ /cow/'s other current incarnation]
 
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?myc11iitiw6ud Archive on Mediafire]
== Notable goings-on ==
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=== White knight leaks ===
 
=== <s>Ivy Appears</s> ===
<s>[http://krapplekomputerkompany.com/cwc/?reply=1727 The post]</s> BALEETED
 
=== Closed due to spam ===
Then August 2nd, a counter-troll named [[Geneva]], under the guise of Kimmo Alm, owner of Anontalk.com (a pedophile forum that frequently spams imageboards) suddenly decided to attack the innocent site and flood it with CP. So the KKK set up an anti-Kimmo board about fighting back against him.
Geneva however continued to CP flood it, forcing the [[Trolls#CEO|site admin]] to take the board offline. However /cwc/ returned 9 days later.
 
=== Closed due to counter-trolls ===
On August 23, 2009, Geneva once again tried to take /cwc/ offline by blackmailing CEO, the admin of KKK. Geneva's bluff was successful as the board was once again indefinitely taken offline.
 
On August 27, 2009, /cwc/ reopened for business.
 
=== Deleted forever? ===
 
On November 1, 2009, the /cwc/ page was missing and on the main webpage was a small README, saying:


{{quote|everything on krapple has been deleted irreversably haev a nice day folks, thanks for the laughz|CEO}}
<s>
It remains to be seen as to the future of this image board.</s> <s> It has since been reincarnated by Legi0n.  See the links.</s> Deleted again
==Typical discussions on /cwc/==
*"BAWWW, I can't get on PVCC!"
*"how do i irc?"
*<s>"HAY GUYS, LET'S GET CHRIS TO GROW A BEARD!"</s> [[Rollin' and Trollin'|It happened]].
*"I WANT TO PUNCH CHRIS IN THE FACE AND/OR SEE HIM CRY."
*"Guys, WHY DON'T WE JUST GET A HOOKER FOR CHRIS?"
*"Trolls, please get Chris to do [x], [y], and [z]. Thank you kindly."
*"[[Clyde Cash|CLYDE CASH]] IS SO COOL AND I WANT TO BE LIKE CLYDE."
*"[[BLANCA]] SUCKED ASS"
*"[[PANDAHALO]] SUCKED ASS"
*"[[IVY]] SUCKED ASS"
*"THE FIELD AGENTS SUCK ASS"
*"[[BLUESPIKE]] WENT TOO FAR"
*"BLUESPIKE WAS A GENIUS AND I MISS THAT LITTLE GUY"
*"The Field Agents STILL suck ass"
*"[[KACEY]] SUCKS ASS"
*"[[JACK THADDEUS]] SUCKS ASS"
*"What if Chris derp de derpity derp?"
*"RANDOM SPAM POST (MACROSONIC)"
*[[Asperchu|"I made a "fancharacter", do you think it'll piss him off?"]] (success)
*"Let's dig up [[Patti Chandler|Patti's]] corpse!"
*[[Random Access Humor|Random off-topic bullshit]]
==IRC==
/cwc/ has an irc channel located on Helldive, a network operated by insurgent and former [[ED]] sysop januszeal.  Although not responsible for any sagas, it does serve as a hangout for various Krapplefags as well as some [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|#sonichu]] members and trolls from various other communities.
== External links ==
*<s>[http://krapplekomputerkompany.com/cwc/ /cwc/ - the TRUE and HONEST Chris-chan imageboard] BACK IN BUSINESS</s> BALEETED
*[http://widget.mibbit.com/?settings=53c027be90707773b4398de31aa77d09&server=irc.helldive.org&channel=%23legi0n Legi0n IRC, the official /cwc/ IRC channel @ irc.helldive.org #legi0n]
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Latest revision as of 14:07, 12 May 2022

All it took was words and a red gradient to keep Chris away
Would you fuck me, 789chan? I'd fuck me.
Chris, It's not that cold
cwc redirects here. For other uses, see Christian Weston Chandler (disambiguation).

/cow/ is an image board dedicated to Chris and other lolcows. Various other imageboards have also followed Chris, including /cwc/, Krapple, Legi0n, 789chan and /atf/.

Ivy has alleged that Chris had discovered the site, based on a tip off from a successful white knight, but his response was that the colors bothered him and that there were "too many words."

Chris made direct reference to the 789chan incarnation of /cwc/ in the video It's not that cold, asking if they'd fuck him. In the video, he also pretends to dig up his dead dog Patti Chandler and wear her as a coat. This is also a reference to the /cwc/ board, as a vocal minority of users in Legi0n era /cwc/ kept suggesting that the trolls should hire a tranny hooker to dig up Patti, as a way of trolling Chris. How much more Chris actually knew about 789chan or whether or not he browsed the board is not known.

History

Typical /cwc/ user
Typical /cwc/ behaviour

/cwc/ was originally set up on the Krapple board, but on 1 November 2009, /cwc/, as well as the entire board, was permanently deleted for CEO having terabytes of anime on server space. It was brought back soon after on a spin-off chan on Legi0n. Legi0n also later shut down due to some drama with some of its admins in August 2010, and the board was moved once more to 789chan. While hosted at 789chan, /cwc/ was re-purposed as a general lolcows board rather than a Chris-centric one, though Chris still remains the most popular topic and the board's namesake. The administrator of 789chan tired of running the website, and decided to let the project die in November 2012. This probably comes as no surprise to the users as a few months previous he explained this was soon to happen and that he was burned out from the project. Almost immediately after the loss of 789chan, a shifty Mexican business man rebuilt the site as n0chan with similar code, calling the new board /cow/. This later died, with the next incarnation being found on 888chan, which later died in November 2014 when the administrator of 888chan got sick of paying for it. The board was then hosted on n0chan again, returning under new ownership before quickly dying again. The next incarnation was then formed on 8chan in September 2014, which stayed for five years before the site shut down on September 2019 after a prolonged outage due to several recent controversies. 8chan would later return under a new name, 8kun, though not before users set up another board in JulayWorld, a bunker site. As of August 2020, the current incarnations can be accessed either on 8kun or AlogSpace, JulayWorld's successor and now an independent site.

Derivative boards

Due to the unmanageable volume of posts on /cwc/, the Legi0n staff decided to create additional, more specific Chris-related boards. /cxc/ (fanfics and copypastas), /kcwc/ (chris-related songs/music videos), /CWCrt/ (trolling schemes), and /library/ (to archive threads of major importance). The move to 789chan eventually dropped all of these boards, while adding /L/ in place of /library/.

Other

/cwc/ and its later incarnations also operate an IRC channel. They also had a dedicated trolling wiki, but it has since shut down.

External links