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{{Quote|Would you fuck me, 789chan? I'd fuck me.|Chris, [[It's not that cold]]}}
:''[[cwc]] redirects here. For other uses, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (disambiguation)]].''
'''/cow/''' is an image board dedicated to [[Chris]] and other lolcows. Various other imageboards have also followed Chris, including '''/cwc/''', '''Krapple''', '''Legi0n''', '''789chan''' and '''/atf/'''.


[[Image:Redbackground.jpg|thumb|All it took was words and a red gradient to keep Chris away.]]
[[Ivy]] has alleged that Chris had discovered the site, based on a tip off from a successful [[white knight]], but his response was that the [[CWCipedia|colors]] [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|bothered]] him and that there were "[[Autism|too many words]]."
[[Image:anonchris.jpg|thumb|Typical /cwc/ user.]]


'''/cwc/''' is a [[Chris]]-related image board that served as a notable hangout for [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]] rejects, newfags, [[trolls]], drawfags, trolls, [[Fan: Index| fanfic writers]], trolls, irritating mods, Chris-esque mouth-breathers, trolls, elitists, and trolls. Lots and lots of trolls.
Chris made direct reference to the 789chan incarnation of /cwc/ in the video [[It's not that cold]], asking if they'd fuck him. In the video, he also pretends to dig up his dead dog [[Patti Chandler]] and wear her as a coat. This is also a reference to the /cwc/ board, as a vocal minority of users in Legi0n era /cwc/ kept suggesting that the [[trolls]] should hire a [[Tomgirl|tranny hooker]] to dig up Patti, as a way of trolling Chris. How much more Chris actually knew about 789chan or whether or not he browsed the board is not known.


Used to be something of a back-up for the PVCC when [[110mb]] was around. The mysterious [[Bryan Bash]] occasionally posts to enlighten some the extreme [[slow-in-the-minds]].
== History ==
[[Image:anonchris.jpg|thumb|Typical /cwc/ user]]
[[Image:Cwc on cwc.png|thumb|Typical /cwc/ behaviour]]
/cwc/ was originally set up on the Krapple board, but on 1 [[November 2009]], /cwc/, as well as the entire board, was permanently deleted for CEO having ''terabytes'' of [[anime]] on server space. It was brought back soon after on a spin-off chan on Legi0n. Legi0n also later shut down due to some drama with some of its admins in [[August 2010]], and the board was moved once more to 789chan. While hosted at 789chan, /cwc/ was re-purposed as a general lolcows board rather than a Chris-centric one, though Chris still remains the most popular topic and the board's namesake. The administrator of 789chan tired of running the website, and decided to let the project die in [[November 2012]]. This probably comes as no surprise to the users as a few months previous he explained this was soon to happen and that he was burned out from the project. Almost immediately after the loss of 789chan, a shifty Mexican business man rebuilt the site as n0chan with similar code, calling the new board /cow/. This later died, with the next incarnation being found on 888chan, which later died in [[November 2014]] when the administrator of 888chan got sick of paying for it. The board was then hosted on n0chan again, returning under new ownership before quickly dying again. The next incarnation was then formed on {{w|8chan}} in [[September 2014]], which stayed for five years before the site shut down on September 2019 after a prolonged outage due to {{w|Christchurch mosque shootings|several}} {{w|Poway synagogue shooting|recent}} {{w|2019 El Paso shooting|controversies}}. 8chan would later return under a new name, 8kun, though not before users set up another board in JulayWorld, a bunker site. As of [[August 2020]], the current incarnations can be accessed either on 8kun or AlogSpace, JulayWorld's successor and now an independent site.


[[Ivy]] has alleged that Chris had discovered the site, based on a tip off from a successful [[white knight]]. Fortunately, his response was that the colors bothered him and that there were "too many words." Given Chris's aversion to reading and bad news, this is probably for the best.
==Derivative boards==
Due to the unmanageable volume of posts on /cwc/, the Legi0n staff decided to create additional, more specific Chris-related boards. '''/cxc/''' (fanfics and copypastas), '''/kcwc/''' (chris-related songs/music videos), '''/CWCrt/''' (trolling schemes), and''' /library/''' (to archive threads of major importance). The move to 789chan eventually dropped all of these boards, while adding /L/ in place of /library/.


On 1 [[November 2009]], /cwc/, as well as the entire Krapple board, was permanently deleted for CEO having ''terabytes'' of [[anime]] on server space. It was brought back soon after on a spin-off chan on Legi0n.
==Other==
 
/cwc/ and its later incarnations also operate an IRC channel. They also had a dedicated trolling wiki, but it has since shut down.
== Notable goings-on ==
[[Image:Bubblesxsilvana.jpg|thumb|right|Drawfags and illicit substances often combine on /cwc/]]
 
===Ivy appears===
 
[[Ivy]] decided to grace the site with her presence, garnering many skeptics and [[Fail|brilliant]] suggestions like 'GET CHRIS TO GROW A BEARD', which eerily enough happened much [[IBA|later]]. Unfortunately, like all the other posts, it was lost in the deletion of Krapple.
 
===Geneva===
 
A [[pedofork]], originally confused with fellow failure Kimmo Alms, who went on a holy crusade after listening to a portion of [[Julie Reveals Herself|the infamous revelation]]. Instead of noting the other trolls telling [[BlueSpike]] to essentially calm the fuck down, Geneva started doxing and spamming pornography as hard as his underage self could. His interference caused a long period of downtime on /cwc/, until Geneva was face with being exposed as a serious sick fuck. 110mb also decided to die in a grueling 14 day outage, and Geneva was quick to [[Parody|take credit]], complete with ironic victory speech [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ca9p139Z3Lc].
 
===[[CWCRockin4Way.jpg]]===
 
Before it was put up on the [[CWCipedia]], the abomination known as CWCRockin4Way.jpg was posted on /cwc/ by the honorable Bryan Bash, much to the horror and laughter of the bored masses. Some [[Autism|less than intelligent users]] would question it's validity until Chris decided to confirm it personally with his poorly titled [[Warning - Naughty Women ;)]].
 
===Deletion===
 
{{quote|everything on krapple has been deleted irreversably haev a nice day folks, thanks for the laughz|CEO, summing it up.}}
 
===The Wallflower===
 
Whether /cwc/ ever actually contacted the short-lived objection of affection is debated, especially with [[Surfshack Tito]]'s involvement. Regardless, the sheer speed at which her information was obtained provided information about many of her [[Homos|hobbies]] and almost certainly resulted in some harassment. Or, to be fair, [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|more harassment]]. 
 
==Typical discussions on /cwc/==
 
*"Guys, WHY DON'T WE JUST GET A HOOKER FOR CHRIS?"
*"Trolls, please get Chris to do [x], [y], and [z]. Thank you kindly."
*"Mods are faggots."
*"Liquid is HAWT!"
*"OMG I think I'm wet for Chris for real you guys."
*"OMG I have secret info/live in [[Ruckersville]] for real you guys"
*"THE FIELD AGENTS SUCK ASS"
*"[[BLUESPIKE]] WENT TOO FAR"
*"BLUESPIKE WAS A GENIUS AND I MISS THAT LITTLE GUY"
*"The Field Agents STILL suck ass"
*"[[KACEY]] SUCKS ASS"
*"[[JACK THADDEUS]] SUCKS ASS"
*"THIS BOARD SUCKS ASS"
*"What if Chris derp de derpity derp?"
*"RANDOM SPAM POST (MACROSONIC)"
*[[Asperchu|"I made a "fancharacter", do you think it'll piss him off?"]]
*"Let's hire a tranny hooker to dig up Patti's corpse while yelling JULAAAAAYYYYY! And then we roll him into a carpet and throw him off a bridge!"
*[[Random Access Humor|Random off-topic bullshit]]
*[http://legi0n.info/cwc/res/44436.html "DDoS 'X'"]
*"DOWN WITH THE [[PVCC|ELITISTS]]!!!1"
 
==Typical /cwc/ responses==
 
*"u mad?"
*"Great idea, you should get a tranny to dig up Patti next."
*"I TROLL U"
*"cool story bro"
*"(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)"
*"Fuck off (insert user name of a banned namefag)."
*"OP sucks"
*"This trolling idea is bad"
 
==Derivative Boards==
Due to the high volume of posts on /cwc/, the legi0n staff decided to create additional, more specific chris-related boards.  /cxc/ (fanfics and copypastas), /kcwc/ (chris-related songs/music videos), /CWCrt/ (so faggots have a place to post their shitty trolling schemes), and /library/ (to archive threads of major importance).
 
==IRC==
/cwc/ has an irc channel located on Helldive, a network operated by insurgent and former [[ED]] sysop januszeal.  Although not responsible for any sagas, it does serve as a hangout for various Krapplefags as well as some [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|#sonichu]] members and trolls from various other communities.


== External links ==
== External links ==
*http://krapplekomputerkompany.com/cwc/ /cwc/ - the original TRUE and HONEST Chris-chan imageboard, now dead
*[https://8kun.top/cow/index.html /cow/'s current incarnation]
*[http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/ /cwc/, reincarnated]
*[https://alogs.space/cow/ /cow/'s other current incarnation]
**[http://legi0n.info/cxc/ /cxc/, for fanfics and copypasta]
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?myc11iitiw6ud Archive on Mediafire]
**[http://legi0n.info/kcwc/ /kcwc/, for chris tunes]
**[http://legi0n.info/CWCrt/ /CWCrt/, for trolling]
**[http://legi0n.info/library/ /library/, threads worth archiving]
*[http://widget.mibbit.com/?settings=53c027be90707773b4398de31aa77d09&server=irc.helldive.org&channel=%23legi0n Legi0n IRC, the official /cwc/ IRC channel @ irc.helldive.org #legi0n]


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Latest revision as of 14:07, 12 May 2022

All it took was words and a red gradient to keep Chris away
Would you fuck me, 789chan? I'd fuck me.
Chris, It's not that cold
cwc redirects here. For other uses, see Christian Weston Chandler (disambiguation).

/cow/ is an image board dedicated to Chris and other lolcows. Various other imageboards have also followed Chris, including /cwc/, Krapple, Legi0n, 789chan and /atf/.

Ivy has alleged that Chris had discovered the site, based on a tip off from a successful white knight, but his response was that the colors bothered him and that there were "too many words."

Chris made direct reference to the 789chan incarnation of /cwc/ in the video It's not that cold, asking if they'd fuck him. In the video, he also pretends to dig up his dead dog Patti Chandler and wear her as a coat. This is also a reference to the /cwc/ board, as a vocal minority of users in Legi0n era /cwc/ kept suggesting that the trolls should hire a tranny hooker to dig up Patti, as a way of trolling Chris. How much more Chris actually knew about 789chan or whether or not he browsed the board is not known.

History

Typical /cwc/ user
Typical /cwc/ behaviour

/cwc/ was originally set up on the Krapple board, but on 1 November 2009, /cwc/, as well as the entire board, was permanently deleted for CEO having terabytes of anime on server space. It was brought back soon after on a spin-off chan on Legi0n. Legi0n also later shut down due to some drama with some of its admins in August 2010, and the board was moved once more to 789chan. While hosted at 789chan, /cwc/ was re-purposed as a general lolcows board rather than a Chris-centric one, though Chris still remains the most popular topic and the board's namesake. The administrator of 789chan tired of running the website, and decided to let the project die in November 2012. This probably comes as no surprise to the users as a few months previous he explained this was soon to happen and that he was burned out from the project. Almost immediately after the loss of 789chan, a shifty Mexican business man rebuilt the site as n0chan with similar code, calling the new board /cow/. This later died, with the next incarnation being found on 888chan, which later died in November 2014 when the administrator of 888chan got sick of paying for it. The board was then hosted on n0chan again, returning under new ownership before quickly dying again. The next incarnation was then formed on 8chan in September 2014, which stayed for five years before the site shut down on September 2019 after a prolonged outage due to several recent controversies. 8chan would later return under a new name, 8kun, though not before users set up another board in JulayWorld, a bunker site. As of August 2020, the current incarnations can be accessed either on 8kun or AlogSpace, JulayWorld's successor and now an independent site.

Derivative boards

Due to the unmanageable volume of posts on /cwc/, the Legi0n staff decided to create additional, more specific Chris-related boards. /cxc/ (fanfics and copypastas), /kcwc/ (chris-related songs/music videos), /CWCrt/ (trolling schemes), and /library/ (to archive threads of major importance). The move to 789chan eventually dropped all of these boards, while adding /L/ in place of /library/.

Other

/cwc/ and its later incarnations also operate an IRC channel. They also had a dedicated trolling wiki, but it has since shut down.

External links