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Chris first mentioned Fridays After Five in a [[6 June 2010|video]] explaining his near hit-and-run on [[Michael Snyder]]. Based upon this knowledge, the manchild has been attending the event since at least 4 June 2010. | Chris first mentioned Fridays After Five in a [[6 June 2010|video]] explaining his near hit-and-run on [[Michael Snyder]]. Based upon this knowledge, the manchild has been attending the event since at least 4 June 2010. | ||
== | ==June 18th Sighting== | ||
[[File:WantWoman.jpg|thumb|left|You know he's [[straight]] because his [[bra]] says so.]] | [[File:WantWoman.jpg|thumb|left|You know he's [[straight]] because his [[bra]] says so.]] | ||
[[Image:Chrisgirl1.jpg|thumb|Chris trying to pick up a [[boyfriend-free girl]].]] | [[Image:Chrisgirl1.jpg|thumb|Chris trying to pick up a [[boyfriend-free girl]].]] | ||
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It is unlikely that Chris was aware of being photographed, which proves that all these actions are Chris's idea of being normal. When Chris eventually realized (or it seemed so) he was being observed, he suddenly disappeared like Batman. | It is unlikely that Chris was aware of being photographed, which proves that all these actions are Chris's idea of being normal. When Chris eventually realized (or it seemed so) he was being observed, he suddenly disappeared like Batman. | ||
== July 9th Sighting == | |||
Put stuff here. Explain multiple Pokewalkers, the DSi Zoom Lens, and the rock incident and the paper etc. It's a legit sighting. | |||
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Revision as of 21:53, 9 July 2010
Fridays After Five is a large block party/concert series that takes place in Charlottesville from spring until fall. In June 2010 Chris was video recorded there, enjoying real life for once.
Chris first mentioned Fridays After Five in a video explaining his near hit-and-run on Michael Snyder. Based upon this knowledge, the manchild has been attending the event since at least 4 June 2010.
June 18th Sighting
On 18 June 2010, Chris went to one of these events and a good samaritan (YouTube name 0ArchieBunker0) took these videos and pictures of him out in public. According to the author, Chris wore a T-shirt that says "I Enjoy Vagina" and was wearing a "gay circular thing" on his hip which is most likely his PokéWalker. At some point Chris pulled back his crude shirt to reveal his flabby gut and female support wear, which he had apparently seen fit to write "WANT WOMAN!" on with permanent marker. Note the apparent, inexplicable (knowing Chris) absence of the Medallion of Fail - although it could have been removed just temporarily in order to simplify the (probably planned) act of pulling back the shirt.
Chris's clothing indicates he is looking to put a new twist on his old tricks. Like the attraction sign, Chris is shown making a point to display the writing on his clothing, declaring that he "enjoys vagina" and "wants woman". This is yet another example that this autistic man-child does not learn from the mistakes of his past. Also, the videos filmed at this event mostly showed the back of Chris's head, which shows a small but emerging bald spot.
Besides exposing his covered bosom to potential sweethearts - mostly severely underage - Chris spent his time at the event drawing flipnotes on his Nintendo DSi, and trying to dance with a disturbing mix of Chicken Dance and autism - with all the grace and skill of CWC Fighter.
It is unlikely that Chris was aware of being photographed, which proves that all these actions are Chris's idea of being normal. When Chris eventually realized (or it seemed so) he was being observed, he suddenly disappeared like Batman.
July 9th Sighting
Put stuff here. Explain multiple Pokewalkers, the DSi Zoom Lens, and the rock incident and the paper etc. It's a legit sighting.
Gallery
The return of the King.
Fuck yeah! A gal-pal!
The gal pal's gone...
Oh! Potential new gal-pals!
Creepy...
...fucking...
...scene.
Eventually, an urgent need to
play some vidyaDRAW SOME SHIT prevails.
Chris enjoying the real world. Also, DAT ASSCRACK.
Chris has a deep conversation with an 8 year old.
A wide shot.
A close-up of Chris. Notice that he hasn't bothered to fully remove his shirt.
Chris showing off his muscular bosom.
LOOK AT THAT GUT GODDAMN
Chris trying to look sexy for Da Ladies.
From autisitc trucker to dorkish plumber.
Videos
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