Craigslist

“	"In my sarch [sic] on Craigslist, the ONLY women who left a phone number on their Ad were under "Adult Services", which they would have wanted money. I tried calling one, learned she wanted a hundred, then in the middle of telling my story about Jack and my PSN account recovery with a Sex video, she hung up on me. :("	”
Chris, wasting a prostitute's time[citation needed]

...Of course he's watching Family Guy.

Craigslist is a website where users can conduct business with others. Since its inception, Craigslist has been very useful in the act of selling goods, job hunting, providing services to others, and in many cases simply helping people trying to get some action from local hookers.

Chris and Craigslist

Personal ads

In May of 2009, Chris posted a Craigslist ad saying that he wants a 18 to 27 year-old boyfriend-free girl who is not black.[1]. His ad was removed from the site under grounds of racism.

While being blackmailed by Jack Thaddeus in the summer of 2009, Chris attempted to solicit the services of a Craigslist prostitute to fuck on camera so he could recover his hacked PlayStation Network accounts. After describing his personal problems to the prostitute, she hung up on him.

Son-Chu

On 2 August 2009, a troll posted Chris's '94 Ford Escort for sale on Craigslist as part of a prank. Seven months later, a trio of BEST FRIENDS FOREVER contacted Chris, expressing interest in purchasing his car and offering their Hex Boxes to sweeten the deal.

Power Ranger toys

In a chat with Jackie in October 2010, he told her he tried to sell some open Power Rangers toys, hoping to get $20-$50 for them, even though she showed him an eBay auction where one sold for $5.50.

Television

In October of 2011, Chris put up a listing for a rather old, crappy television that was presumably owned by his late father, accompanied by some God-awful, low-quality images of it. Although brief, the listing is practically oozing of Chris clichés such as a poor grasp of capitalization skills, no concept of how much things cost (for reference, the $250 asking price would easily get you a modern 32-inch HDTV from a major retailer like Best Buy), and unnecessary spewing of generic business jargon. It should be noted that the television was manufactured in August, 1999- the same month when Chris started to become infatuated with Pokémon.

Panasonic 32-Inch CT-32G34A Color Television - $250 (Ruckersville, VA) Date: 2011-10-18, 5:09AM EDT This Panasonic Television has a 32-inch color screen, it gives great display, it comes complete with its matching Remote Control, and it is in excellent working condition. It is quite the classic optimal television to watch sporting events, movies, television shows and more on. This type of television defined SUPER BOWL SUNDAY, as well as Thanksgiving Football Watching! Excellent Satisfaction Guaranteed. For further info, or to schedule purchase and pick-up, please call me at 434-760-0848. CASH ONLY, And Up-Front. $250 or better offer; NO HAGGLE. Thank You and Have a Good Day.

details

• Model # - CT-32G34A
• Chassis # - RP331
• Serial # - MD92210277
• Power Consumption - 120V
• Date Manufactured - August 1999
• Assembled in Mexico

On November 14, a person replied to his ad, calling Chris out on his price tag.

Re:Panasonic 32-Inch CT-32G34A Color Television - $250 (R'ville, VA) Date: 2011-11-14, 10:21PM EST No one is gonna buy that 12 year old TV for what you're asking. Drop that last zero off your price and maybe you'll get some bites. If you're lucky...

Pictures

Pictures
A classic, optimal show to suit a classic, optimal television. Bad photography at work. Even worse photography at work.

External links

• The listing for the TV
• The TV's manual
• The reply to the TV