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* He sang along to Britney while playing ''[[Pokémon]]'' in [[The GAMe PLACe]].<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A]]</ref> | * He sang along to Britney while playing ''[[Pokémon]]'' in [[The GAMe PLACe]].<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A]]</ref> | ||
* [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] performed a cover of Britney's [[Wikipedia:(You Drive Me) Crazy|"(You Drive Me) Crazy"]] called "[[Feel So Lonesome]]", with the lyrics changed so that the song is [[Ego|all about Chris]]. | * [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] performed a cover of Britney's [[Wikipedia:(You Drive Me) Crazy|"(You Drive Me) Crazy"]] called "[[Feel So Lonesome]]", with the lyrics changed so that the song is [[Ego|all about Chris]]. | ||
* Near the end of the [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008]] video, Chris's cellphone rings with a "(You Drive Me) Crazy" ringtone. | |||
* When it came time to do Round 3 of the [[SingStar_Challenge_Round_3|''SingStar'' Challenge]], Chris chose to "sing" over her B-Side [[Wikipedia:...Baby One More Time (song)|"Autumn Goodbye"]]. | * When it came time to do Round 3 of the [[SingStar_Challenge_Round_3|''SingStar'' Challenge]], Chris chose to "sing" over her B-Side [[Wikipedia:...Baby One More Time (song)|"Autumn Goodbye"]]. | ||
* He also played [[Wikipedia:Blackout (Britney Spears album)|"Heaven on Earth"]] on his [[KCWC_Top_10_Dedication_Special#Part_6:_.233|fake radio broadcast]]. | * He also played [[Wikipedia:Blackout (Britney Spears album)|"Heaven on Earth"]] on his [[KCWC_Top_10_Dedication_Special#Part_6:_.233|fake radio broadcast]]. | ||
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| “ | I enjoy HER BODY and HER VOICE; She is among my Top 3 Women Celebrities who I Would Love To Fuck | ” |
| I'm sure she's glad to hear that, Chris.[1] | ||
Britney Spears (born 2 December 1981) is an American singer and favorite music star of Christian Weston Chandler.[2] Much like Chris, she has a tendency to make a complete jackass of herself by appearing in unflattering photos.
When playing a game of Pokémon with Lucas, Chris sang along to Britney songs the entire time.[3]
After Sarah Nicole Hammer grew up and became hot, Chris labeled her a "spittin' image of Britney Spears,"[4] but only because she was blonde (since we all know how good Chris is with facial recognition).
Britney and Chris's sexuality
It is unlikely that Chris is a fan of Spears solely because of her music. He uses her as a method of proving his heterosexuality, as seen in this video. On 10 June 2009, Chris once again relied on Britney Spears to prove his "straightness" when he favorited several of her music videos on his YouTube account. His attempt backfired when the account was promptly hacked and filled with gay propaganda videos. (It is not confirmed if this really was Chris, but it probably was.)
The entire process of Chris using Britney to prove his straightness is ironic, as Britney Spears is a beloved icon among Homos; when Vivian Gee pointed this out in an e-mail on why others believe him to be gay, Chris counterclaimed this by saying that "I enjoy HER BODY and HER VOICE."
Britney and Chris's past
Chris's obsession with Britney might also simply have to do with timing. She was extremely popular in America during the late '90s, when Chris was growing up, and so he might be fond of her music simply for the nostalgia factor — it reminds him of a time when his life was much happier. His interest in her most likely started because all of his friends were girls and all girls back then loved Britney. This would give Chris the opportunity to be "one of the girls."
Tributes
- He sang along to Britney while playing Pokémon in The GAMe PLACe.[5]
- Christian and the Hedgehog Boys performed a cover of Britney's "(You Drive Me) Crazy" called "Feel So Lonesome", with the lyrics changed so that the song is all about Chris.
- Near the end of the Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008 video, Chris's cellphone rings with a "(You Drive Me) Crazy" ringtone.
- When it came time to do Round 3 of the SingStar Challenge, Chris chose to "sing" over her B-Side "Autumn Goodbye".
- He also played "Heaven on Earth" on his fake radio broadcast.
- In his ultimate, irrefutable proof that he is STRAIGHT (and completely \m/ metal \m/), Chris put a portrait of Britney on the wall, labeled simply "Oops!" (in reference to "Oops!... I Did It Again").
- He bought the crappy video game Britney's Dance Beat.[6]
- He quoted Britney's debut hit when impersonating Alec Christopher Benson Paul Leary Whitney, saying "Hey, baby, hit me one more time!"
