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On 3 [[April 2019]], Chris enlisted the help of | On 3 [[April 2019]], Chris enlisted the help of [[Copitz]] to record '''Future message from Crystal W Chandler'''. Donned in a white suit, hat, mask, and sunglasses, he recites a poem written by Chris. The subject matter is [[Reginald Chandler]] relaying a message from his sister on the state of the [[Dimensional Merge]]. | ||
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''' | '''Copitz''': Hello everyone, far and near. I have something you want to hear so please use your ears before I disappear. Let's make something clear before we start. I have a good purple [[Heart Level|heart]] that won't fall apart. | ||
We are all about to take part in a [[Dimensional Merge|new event segment]] which will indent(?) what you call the cement. My intent is to present the news which will eliminate the [[Stress|torment and discontent]]. | We are all about to take part in a [[Dimensional Merge|new event segment]] which will indent(?) what you call the cement. My intent is to present the news which will eliminate the [[Stress|torment and discontent]]. | ||
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[''The camera zooms in and tilts to the side.''] | [''The camera zooms in and tilts to the side.''] | ||
''' | '''Copitz''': I am that supplement(?) to a lesser extent. | ||
[''Camera backs away.''] | [''Camera backs away.''] |
Revision as of 13:31, 6 April 2019
On 3 April 2019, Chris enlisted the help of Copitz to record Future message from Crystal W Chandler. Donned in a white suit, hat, mask, and sunglasses, he recites a poem written by Chris. The subject matter is Reginald Chandler relaying a message from his sister on the state of the Dimensional Merge.
Video
Message from Crystal W Chandler of the future | |
Search for video | YouTube, archive |
Stardate | 3 April 2019 |
Performance Style | Crazy Reason Comedy |
Saga | Merge |
OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
previous Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes |
Transcript
Copitz: Hello everyone, far and near. I have something you want to hear so please use your ears before I disappear. Let's make something clear before we start. I have a good purple heart that won't fall apart.
We are all about to take part in a new event segment which will indent(?) what you call the cement. My intent is to present the news which will eliminate the torment and discontent.
Chris: Just keep reading.
[The camera zooms in and tilts to the side.]
Copitz: I am that supplement(?) to a lesser extent.
[Camera backs away.]
Christine has been hell-bent on being a parent, so she made a pleasant investment- investment and got my mother pregnant. I am a fluorescent adolescent, a direct descendant, and not the only attendant.
[Camera zooms up close to the reader's lower body.]
And I am her brother.
[Camera backs away]
There is much you don't know unless I show. But that is a no-go. Right now I am here solo, but soon I will have my shadow: a lovely combo.
There will be no tiptoe around the tempo. I must let go of my manifesto and go back to the golden globe and below the weeping willow. Below the Jim Crow plateau. I hope I have walked this difficult tightrope well. Under a light microscope. Nonetheless, God bless. Thanks for working with me in this process. More or less, it's still a work in progress. I hope to bring happiness for all...
[Pauses as he flips through his papers to get to the next page. The camera moves in, then out.]
...parties. And please don't sniff those gnarly Sharpies.
See Also
⇐ Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes | Chris's videos | ⇒ |