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When only the beta version of the game was available, Chris posted 25 screen caps of him driving a yellow, [[Sonichu]]-themed cart around an empty racetrack on the [[CWCipedia]]. These were filed under [[Copyright|"Original CWC Art"]]. Later, after the retail version arrived, he created a number of characters and cars (images are available below), as well as a CWCville track. | When only the beta version of the game was available, Chris posted 25 screen caps of him driving a yellow, [[Sonichu]]-themed cart around an empty racetrack on the [[CWCipedia]]. These were filed under [[Copyright|"Original CWC Art"]]. Later, after the retail version arrived, he created a number of characters and cars (images are available below), as well as a CWCville track. | ||
It is of great concern to Chris that despite his belief that he has a large [[fanbase]], barely anybody has bothered to download his poorly designed track and he continues to whore it out at every opportunity. On 17 July 2010, Chris updated his [[Twitter]] account for the first time in ages, begging his imaginary followers to give him codes for the "Mystery Mods" (promotional DLC packs included with the pre-ordered copies of the game | It is of great concern to Chris that despite his belief that he has a large [[fanbase]], barely anybody has bothered to download his poorly designed track and he continues to whore it out at every opportunity. On 17 July 2010, Chris updated his [[Twitter]] account for the first time in ages, begging his imaginary followers to give him codes for the "Mystery Mods" (promotional DLC packs included with the pre-ordered copies of the game<ref>[http://blog.us.playstation.com/2010/04/27/modnation-racers-mystery-mods-revealed/]</ref>) and to download his CWCville track so that he could acquire yet another trophy. 26 July saw yet another Twitter update whining for downloads and positive reviews. | ||
He also posted multiple threads on the forums at [[GameFAQs]] and Gamespot making similar demands. When his initial beg-a-thons were deleted because of those boards' anti-soliciting policies, Chris, being Chris, just went ahead and posted them again. | He also posted multiple threads on the forums at [[GameFAQs]] and Gamespot making similar demands. When his initial beg-a-thons were deleted because of those boards' anti-soliciting policies, Chris, being Chris, just went ahead and posted them again. | ||
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==Beta screen caps== | ==Beta screen caps== | ||
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Image:MODNATION.JPG|Modnation Chris, about to go snake hunting. | Image:MODNATION.JPG|Modnation Chris, about to go snake hunting. | ||
Image:MODNATION_1.JPG|Sonichu license plate | Image:MODNATION_1.JPG|Sonichu license plate | ||
Image:MODNATION_2.JPG|''Modnation'': the game that lets you make Sonichu [[medallions]] | Image:MODNATION_2.JPG|''Modnation'': the game that lets you make Sonichu [[medallions]] | ||
Image:MODNATION_19.JPG|Chris plows his car into an orange pylon | Image:MODNATION_19.JPG|Chris plows his car into an orange pylon | ||
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==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
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|Chris's ModNation characters| | |Chris's ModNation characters|<gallery perrow="4"> | ||
File:Modnation ChrisChan.jpg|Chris | File:Modnation ChrisChan.jpg|Chris | ||
File:Modnation Sonichu.jpg|[[Sonichu]] | File:Modnation Sonichu.jpg|[[Sonichu]] | ||
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File:ModNation LordIlPalzzo.jpg| [[ScotPalazzo|Lord Palzzo]] from [[Excel Saga]]. | File:ModNation LordIlPalzzo.jpg| [[ScotPalazzo|Lord Palzzo]] from [[Excel Saga]]. | ||
File:ModNation BlackSonichu.jpg| [[Blake|Black Sonichu]]. Take note that he was added to ModNation Racers [[Racism|long after his wife was]]. | File:ModNation BlackSonichu.jpg| [[Blake|Black Sonichu]]. Take note that he was added to ModNation Racers [[Racism|long after his wife was]]. | ||
File:ModNation PSMoveMotion.jpg| [[Nintendo| | File:ModNation PSMoveMotion.jpg| [[Nintendo|<s>Wiimote</s>]] [[PS3|Sony Move controller.]] | ||
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|Chris's ModNation cars| | |Chris's ModNation cars|<gallery perrow="4"> | ||
File:Modnation SonichuKart.jpg|A car for Sonichu | File:Modnation SonichuKart.jpg|A car for Sonichu | ||
File:Modnation RosechusKart.jpg|And Rosechu too! | File:Modnation RosechusKart.jpg|And Rosechu too! | ||
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File:Modnation AMansToy.jpg|Not [[gay]] at all. | File:Modnation AMansToy.jpg|Not [[gay]] at all. | ||
File:Modnation 1stTransformerRaceCar.jpg|Transformation not included | File:Modnation 1stTransformerRaceCar.jpg|Transformation not included | ||
File:Modnation Wiimote.jpg|[[Chris and death| | File:Modnation Wiimote.jpg|[[Chris and death|<s>A casket</s>]] [[Wii Remote of Fail|Nintendo Wiimote]] | ||
File:ModNation AuNatured.jpg| [[Nudes|Au "Naturel"]] | File:ModNation AuNatured.jpg| [[Nudes|Au "Naturel"]] | ||
File:ModNation Prowler.jpg| [[Prower|Prowler]] | File:ModNation Prowler.jpg| [[Prower|Prowler]] | ||
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File:ModNation BombDeliveryRobot.jpg| Of all the robots from [[Excel Saga|this show]], he makes this instead of the gynoids. | File:ModNation BombDeliveryRobot.jpg| Of all the robots from [[Excel Saga|this show]], he makes this instead of the gynoids. | ||
File:ModNation PSMoveNavigator.jpg| So much for [[The MovingFoward videos|"moving forward"]] | File:ModNation PSMoveNavigator.jpg| So much for [[The MovingFoward videos|"moving forward"]] | ||
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|"Tour de CWCville" ModNation tracks| | |"Tour de CWCville" ModNation tracks|<gallery perrow="4"> | ||
File:CWCvilleTrackCity.jpg| [[CWCville|Downtown]] | File:CWCvilleTrackCity.jpg| [[CWCville|Downtown]] | ||
File:CWCvilleTrackPark.jpg| [[McIntire Park|CWCville Park]] | File:CWCvilleTrackPark.jpg| [[McIntire Park|CWCville Park]] | ||
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File:CWCvilleTrackBeach.jpg| [[Sonichu_8#Episode 18: "Spring Break, 2008!"|CWCvillle Beach]] | File:CWCvilleTrackBeach.jpg| [[Sonichu_8#Episode 18: "Spring Break, 2008!"|CWCvillle Beach]] | ||
File:ModNationCity.jpg| ModNation City | File:ModNationCity.jpg| ModNation City | ||
</gallery>}} | |||
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|High-res character mods| | |High-res character mods|<gallery perrow="4"> | ||
File:ModNationRacers.JPG | File:ModNationRacers.JPG | ||
File:ModNationRacers 1.JPG | File:ModNationRacers 1.JPG | ||
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File:ModNation Racers 119.JPG | File:ModNation Racers 119.JPG | ||
File:ModNation Racers 122.JPG | File:ModNation Racers 122.JPG | ||
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|High-res vehicle mods| | |High-res vehicle mods|<gallery perrow="4"> | ||
File:ModNation Racers 123.JPG | File:ModNation Racers 123.JPG | ||
File:ModNationRacers 124.JPG | File:ModNationRacers 124.JPG | ||
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File:ModNation Racers 136.JPG | File:ModNation Racers 136.JPG | ||
File:ModNation Racers 137.JPG | File:ModNation Racers 137.JPG | ||
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|High-res race shots| | |High-res race shots|<gallery perrow="4"> | ||
File:ModNation Racers 140.JPG | File:ModNation Racers 140.JPG | ||
File:ModNation Racers 141.JPG | File:ModNation Racers 141.JPG | ||
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File:ModNationRacers 207.JPG | File:ModNationRacers 207.JPG | ||
File:ModNationRacers 223.JPG | File:ModNationRacers 223.JPG | ||
</gallery>}} | |||
==See also== | ==See also== | ||
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==Sources== | ==Sources== | ||
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==External links== | ==External links== | ||
Revision as of 22:40, 23 November 2010
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ModNation Racers is a customizable kart racing game for the PS3 and PSP that Chris has taken a liking to. It isn't quite 2010's answer to LittleBigPlanet, but it's close.
In addition to providing autistics with the simple gameplay used in all racing games and cute, gaily-colored characters found in many children's games, ModNation Racers is heavily based around user-generated content, much like LittleBigPlanet. Chris can now foist his questionable design skills upon the world through a kart racing game.
Chris's ModNation career
When only the beta version of the game was available, Chris posted 25 screen caps of him driving a yellow, Sonichu-themed cart around an empty racetrack on the CWCipedia. These were filed under "Original CWC Art". Later, after the retail version arrived, he created a number of characters and cars (images are available below), as well as a CWCville track.
It is of great concern to Chris that despite his belief that he has a large fanbase, barely anybody has bothered to download his poorly designed track and he continues to whore it out at every opportunity. On 17 July 2010, Chris updated his Twitter account for the first time in ages, begging his imaginary followers to give him codes for the "Mystery Mods" (promotional DLC packs included with the pre-ordered copies of the game<ref>[1]</ref>) and to download his CWCville track so that he could acquire yet another trophy. 26 July saw yet another Twitter update whining for downloads and positive reviews.
He also posted multiple threads on the forums at GameFAQs and Gamespot making similar demands. When his initial beg-a-thons were deleted because of those boards' anti-soliciting policies, Chris, being Chris, just went ahead and posted them again.
Despite having all the free time in the world to practice his skills, Chris remained mediocre at ModNation Racers. This should come as little surprise. After racing in 1000+ contests, Chris only "won" 200 of these (with a noticeable "Disconnected" and "Did Not Finish" tally indicating some tard-rage present). All in all, Chris won about 20% of the time.
Additionally, a number of his characters show they have been used in 0 races even days after their creation, meaning even Chris didn't even bother to use his own creations.
Beta screen caps
<center> <gallery> Image:MODNATION.JPG|Modnation Chris, about to go snake hunting. Image:MODNATION_1.JPG|Sonichu license plate Image:MODNATION_2.JPG|Modnation: the game that lets you make Sonichu medallions Image:MODNATION_19.JPG|Chris plows his car into an orange pylon </gallery> </center>
Gallery
| Chris's ModNation characters |
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| Chris
File:Modnation Sonichu.jpg |
| Chris's ModNation cars |
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| A car for Sonichu
File:Modnation RosechusKart.jpg |
| "Tour de CWCville" ModNation tracks |
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| Downtown
File:CWCvilleTrackPark.jpg |
| High-res character mods |
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| High-res vehicle mods |
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| High-res race shots |
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See also
Sources
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