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[[Image:Etc_ebay_bid.PNG|thumb|A small overview of Chris's purchases on eBay.]] | [[Image:Etc_ebay_bid.PNG|thumb|A small overview of Chris's purchases on eBay.]] | ||
[[Image:Etc_ebay_win.PNG|thumb|Moar.]] | [[Image:Etc_ebay_win.PNG|thumb|Moar.]] | ||
{{quote|Opened package and was attacked by rabid raccoon. DO NOT TRUST THIS SELLER!|Feedback from fallenfromgrace216 on Chris's eBay account}} | {{quote|Opened package and was attacked by rabid raccoon. DO NOT TRUST THIS SELLER!|Feedback from fallenfromgrace216 on Chris's eBay account}} | ||
'''eBay''' is an online auction site frequented by [[Chris]]. He has often purchased and | '''eBay''' is an online auction site frequented by [[Chris]]. He has often purchased and sold stuff there. | ||
==Chris as a buyer== | ==Chris as a buyer== | ||
Chris | Chris bought a lot of [[My Little Pony]]s from the site. His many eBay purchases helped Chris accumulate a debt of $2,000 on his credit card. | ||
During the [[Megan Saga]], [[Megan]] often got Chris to buy her stuff — pictures of World War II [[ | During the [[Megan Saga]], [[Megan]] often got Chris to buy her stuff — pictures of World War II [[CWCville|Wehrmacht]] soldiers, [[anime]] CDs, ''[[Sailor Moon]]'' paraphernalia — from eBay, probably because she didn't have a credit card herself. It isn't entirely clear how these transactions went, but Megan probably paid Chris back after she received the goods, though it seems in some cases Chris would buy things as gifts for her. | ||
According to his feedback history as of 31 March 2010, he spent $12.97 on God Of War III The Forgotten Warrior Skin Code for PS3 and $9.99 for a God of War III | According to his feedback history as of 31 [[March 2010]], he spent $12.97 on ''[[God Of War]] III ''The Forgotten Warrior Skin Code for PS3 and $9.99 for a ''God of War III'' Apollo In Game Skin Code. On 1 September 2010, he spent ''thirty dollars'' on a [[ModNation Racers]] Ratchet & Clank Mod. To put that in perspective, he could have bought the PSP version of ''ModNation Racers'' with that money, which he already did. <ref>http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&userid=jesusguidesme2&ftab=AllFeedback&myworld=true</ref>. The Ratchet & Clank Mod was later released on the [[PSN]] for merely $2, one-fifteenth of what Chris paid. <ref>http://blog.us.playstation.com/2010/11/09/playstation-store-update-164/</ref> | ||
==Chris as a seller== | ==Chris as a seller== | ||
[[Image:Meat.jpg|thumb| | [[Image:Meat.jpg|thumb|TRUE and HONEST ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' merchandise]] | ||
[[Image:Gibson.jpg|thumb|Notice the wonderful pile of dishes. Who wouldn't want to buy something from this house]] | [[Image:Gibson.jpg|thumb|Notice the wonderful pile of dishes. Who wouldn't want to buy something from this house?]] | ||
[[Image:LeapsterPink.jpg|thumb|left|Chris auctioned off a pink Leapster similar to this one on August 13, 2008.]] | [[Image:LeapsterPink.jpg|thumb|left|Chris auctioned off a [[Homos|pink]] Leapster similar to this one on August 13, 2008.]] | ||
Since the | Since the late [[2008]], when the Chris-chan phenomenon became more widely known, people used Chris's eBay account as a means to troll him. They would bid on his auction, not pay, and then leave lulzy negative feedback. | ||
Early in [[2009]], Chris tried to stop this form of trolling by changing his eBay name to [[Chris and religion|jesusguidesme2]], and deleting information from his account. It | Early in [[2009]], Chris tried to stop this form of trolling by changing his eBay name to "[[Chris and religion|jesusguidesme2]]", and deleting information from his account. It didn't worked. | ||
As of [[September 2009]], Chris, in a rare display of monetary wisdom, sold two of his awful [[Gitar of Fail|guitars.]] While not the autistic magnum opus we know as that [[Gitar of Fail]], the "Meatwad's Shredwad" shows off Chris's disregard for [[Parody|copyright]] and his [[fail]] art in one fell stroke. It's perfectly okay for Chris to sell his crappy fake Aqua Teen HungerForce merch, but none of those slanderous [[ | As of [[September 2009]], Chris, in a rare display of monetary wisdom, sold two of his awful [[Gitar of Fail|guitars.]] While not the autistic magnum opus we know as that [[Gitar of Fail]], the "[[Old Time Rock and Roll on Shredwud|Meatwad's Shredwad]]" shows off Chris's disregard for [[Parody|copyright]] and his [[fail]] art in one fell stroke. It's perfectly okay for Chris to sell his crappy fake ''[[Aqua Teen HungerForce]]'' merch, but none of those slanderous [[trolls]] can do [[Chris and hypocrisy|''the exact same goddamn thing'']] with [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']]. He also sold his Gibson model controller, which was covered in stickers. | ||
Amazingly, someone actually purchased both controllers for a ridiculous $90.99 | Amazingly, someone actually purchased both controllers for a ridiculous $90.99, plus $6 for shipping. Although the buyer seemed to be satisfied based on the comments, it is likely that he/she was either a troll or a slow-in-the-mind. | ||
In August 2008, Chris auctioned off a pink | In August 2008, Chris auctioned off a pink [[Wikipedia:LeapFrog Enterprises|LeapFrog]] [[Wikipedia:Leapster|Leapster]]. He received $29.99 for it. The Leapster is a handheld "educational" video game system marketed to children ages 4-10. This wasn't released until late [[2003]], so Chris was at least ''twenty-one'' when he bought it. He may have bought it because there was a [[Sonic the Hedgehog|''Sonic X'']] game available for the system. The game, which involves answering math problems to advance, is appropriate for 5-7 year olds.<ref>[http://www.leapfrog.com/en/families/leapster/leapster_learning/lg_sonic.html]</ref> | ||
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*[http://myworld.ebay.com/jesusguidesme2 Chris's account] | *[http://myworld.ebay.com/jesusguidesme2 Chris's account] | ||
*[http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&userid=jesusguidesme2&ftab=AllFeedback&myworld=true His feedback] | *[http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&userid=jesusguidesme2&ftab=AllFeedback&myworld=true His feedback] | ||
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?kdhtoczdlxi | *[http://www.mediafire.com/?kdhtoczdlxi Stuff Chris auctioned] | ||
[[Category:Websites]] | [[Category:Websites]] | ||
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eBay is an online auction site frequented by Chris. He has often purchased and sold stuff there.
Chris as a buyer
Chris bought a lot of My Little Ponys from the site. His many eBay purchases helped Chris accumulate a debt of $2,000 on his credit card.
During the Megan Saga, Megan often got Chris to buy her stuff — pictures of World War II Wehrmacht soldiers, anime CDs, Sailor Moon paraphernalia — from eBay, probably because she didn't have a credit card herself. It isn't entirely clear how these transactions went, but Megan probably paid Chris back after she received the goods, though it seems in some cases Chris would buy things as gifts for her.
According to his feedback history as of 31 March 2010, he spent $12.97 on God Of War III The Forgotten Warrior Skin Code for PS3 and $9.99 for a God of War III Apollo In Game Skin Code. On 1 September 2010, he spent thirty dollars on a ModNation Racers Ratchet & Clank Mod. To put that in perspective, he could have bought the PSP version of ModNation Racers with that money, which he already did. [1]. The Ratchet & Clank Mod was later released on the PSN for merely $2, one-fifteenth of what Chris paid. [2]
Chris as a seller
Since the late 2008, when the Chris-chan phenomenon became more widely known, people used Chris's eBay account as a means to troll him. They would bid on his auction, not pay, and then leave lulzy negative feedback.
Early in 2009, Chris tried to stop this form of trolling by changing his eBay name to "jesusguidesme2", and deleting information from his account. It didn't worked.
As of September 2009, Chris, in a rare display of monetary wisdom, sold two of his awful guitars. While not the autistic magnum opus we know as that Gitar of Fail, the "Meatwad's Shredwad" shows off Chris's disregard for copyright and his fail art in one fell stroke. It's perfectly okay for Chris to sell his crappy fake Aqua Teen HungerForce merch, but none of those slanderous trolls can do the exact same goddamn thing with Sonichu. He also sold his Gibson model controller, which was covered in stickers.
Amazingly, someone actually purchased both controllers for a ridiculous $90.99, plus $6 for shipping. Although the buyer seemed to be satisfied based on the comments, it is likely that he/she was either a troll or a slow-in-the-mind.
In August 2008, Chris auctioned off a pink LeapFrog Leapster. He received $29.99 for it. The Leapster is a handheld "educational" video game system marketed to children ages 4-10. This wasn't released until late 2003, so Chris was at least twenty-one when he bought it. He may have bought it because there was a Sonic X game available for the system. The game, which involves answering math problems to advance, is appropriate for 5-7 year olds.[3]