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{{Quote|'''Q:''' Q: What would you say is the most romantic thing you have ever done with or to a woman?<br>'''Chris:'''A: Sensual, emotionally-linked eye-contact.|[[Common | {{Quote|'''Q:''' Q: What would you say is the most romantic thing you have ever done with or to a woman?<br>'''Chris:'''A: Sensual, emotionally-linked eye-contact.|[[Common Questions]]}} | ||
The verdict is in. You gonna get [[rape]]d. | The verdict is in. You gonna get [[rape]]d. | ||
Revision as of 14:37, 12 July 2011
| “ | Q: Q: What would you say is the most romantic thing you have ever done with or to a woman? Chris:A: Sensual, emotionally-linked eye-contact. |
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The verdict is in. You gonna get raped.
Chris seems to employ multiple stares, all trying to project a different emotion and all nearly identical to each other, a la Derek Zoolander. He has used them to display anger, frustration, romantic interest, or sometimes an intentional lack of emotion, almost like an autistic variant of a poker face. Like many of Chris's strange mannerisms, this is likely linked to his autism; autistics tend to have difficulty understanding and expressing the kind of non-verbal social cues that are second nature to most people.
Chris may think that his stare is a sexy and seductive gaze or an intimidating glare that will force his adversaries into submission, but to ordinary observers, it invariably comes across as creepy or out-of-place.
Gallery
You just know he's planning something based on that expression.
This photo almost makes you feel sorry for that bitch...
Learning at an early age.
He even incorporates it into video games
Possibly the most frightening clothed image of Chris.
Srsly, what the fuck is with his right eye?
For some strange reason or another, Chris thinks his gaze is sensual.
BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU.
CHIIIIIIINNNAAAAAAA...
In the dark...
- Creepystare.jpg
...Even from within the Abyss.
Dat Face.
Chris as he's about to molest his birthday presents.
The stare has the power to shine in even the darkest caves.
Bob can do it too!
...So can Barb!
I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD (after sinking your boat)
He can do it while driving, too!
Why, Chris? Why?
See also
External links
| Mannerisms |
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🦀 Claw of Fail • 👀 Creepy stare • 😎 Dramatic glasses removal • 🎲 Random-access humor • 😓 Stress sigh |