Difference between revisions of "2007"

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==November==
==November==
* November 2 - [[Christian]] discovers the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page and becomes furious.
* November 2 - [[Christian]] discovers the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page and becomes furious.
* November 3 - Actual day [[ED]] article is created.
* November 3 - The Chris-Chan article on [[ED]] is created at 5:45 PM (Ruckersville time) by [[Jason Kendrick Howell]].
* November 4 - Someone sends transsexual [[Rosechu]] nudes to [[Chris]]. He gets angry, and demands a picture of [[Rosechu]] "Masturbatin' and Squirtin'".
* November 4 - Someone sends transsexual [[Rosechu]] nudes to [[Chris]]. He gets angry, and demands a picture of [[Rosechu]] "Masturbatin' and Squirtin'".
* November 5 - [[Chris's mother]] finds out about him being photographed at the [[Game Place]], and goes mad.  
* November 5 - [[Chris's mother]] finds out about him being photographed at the [[Game Place]], and goes mad.  
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* November 9 - [[Chris's mother]] goes to the Game Place and questions manager [[Michael (Game Place)|Michael]] about the picture that was taken.
* November 9 - [[Chris's mother]] goes to the Game Place and questions manager [[Michael (Game Place)|Michael]] about the picture that was taken.
* November 10 - [[Michael (Game Place)|Michael]] tells [[Chris]] that if he brings up [[ED]] once again, he will be banned from the [[Game Place]].  
* November 10 - [[Michael (Game Place)|Michael]] tells [[Chris]] that if he brings up [[ED]] once again, he will be banned from the [[Game Place]].  
* November 10 - [[Christian]] makes an account op [[ED]], and starts editing the article on him.
* November 10 - A picture of Goatse is added to the ED page, and [[Christian]] finally breaks down and creates the Reldnahc account to remove it.  He then begins rewriting the article in a more favorable light towards him.
* November 11 - [[Christian]] uploads drawn nudes of himself and the [[Sonichu|Sonichus]] as a protest against [[ED]].
* November 11 - In response to she-male and homoerotic Sonichu fan art on the ED page, Chris draws five [[Rule 34]] drawings and adds them to the article in protest.  Most feature his Sonichu characters; one in particular depicts himself fingering a woman who is later identified as [[Megan]]. 
* November 12 - Chris adds entries from his [[CWC's Diary|diary]], details about how he lost Megan, and information about his sex doll [[Officer Nasty]] to the ED page.  By now Chris has willingly provided 90% of the information that will be used to mock him henceforth.
* November 15 - [[Christian]] tries to hack [[ED]] using html. It doesn't work.
* November 15 - [[Christian]] tries to hack [[ED]] using html. It doesn't work.
==December==
==December==
* December 30 - [[Christian]] writes the poem "For My True Love, I Would…".
* December 30 - [[Christian]] writes the poem "For My True Love, I Would…".

Revision as of 19:45, 15 March 2009

In protest to 2007's creation of the ED page, Chris draws himself fingerfucking his best friend.

The year we made contact.

The year 2007 is the year that Christian Weston Chandler turned 25 years old.

The second half of the year 2007 show some important developements within Christians life. Firstly, Chris enters and unfairly loses the PaRappa the Rapper Contest, leaving him desillusioned and enraged. Secondly, Christian discovers a satyrical ED-page written about him. These two injustices lead Chris into a bitter, long and frustrated rage, eventually giving spark to certain deep, complex and mysterious aspects of madness within his person, that, when revealed, would prove to be a decisive factor leading to the obsessive trolling of Christians person in 2008.

Events of 2007

February

March

May

June

July

  • July 7 - Christian buys a Velvet Touch masturbator.
  • July 18 - Chris hears his Parappa video has made it to the final rounds. He is overjoyed.
  • July 23 - Megan's 21st birthday. She is still in Kentucky, and Chris misses her.

August

October

November

  • November 2 - Christian discovers the Encyclopedia Dramatica page and becomes furious.
  • November 3 - The Chris-Chan article on ED is created at 5:45 PM (Ruckersville time) by Jason Kendrick Howell.
  • November 4 - Someone sends transsexual Rosechu nudes to Chris. He gets angry, and demands a picture of Rosechu "Masturbatin' and Squirtin'".
  • November 5 - Chris's mother finds out about him being photographed at the Game Place, and goes mad.
  • November 7 - Christian shoots a video asking to have the ED article edited to "better reflect his personality".
  • November 9 - Chris's mother goes to the Game Place and questions manager Michael about the picture that was taken.
  • November 10 - Michael tells Chris that if he brings up ED once again, he will be banned from the Game Place.
  • November 10 - A picture of Goatse is added to the ED page, and Christian finally breaks down and creates the Reldnahc account to remove it. He then begins rewriting the article in a more favorable light towards him.
  • November 11 - In response to she-male and homoerotic Sonichu fan art on the ED page, Chris draws five Rule 34 drawings and adds them to the article in protest. Most feature his Sonichu characters; one in particular depicts himself fingering a woman who is later identified as Megan.
  • November 12 - Chris adds entries from his diary, details about how he lost Megan, and information about his sex doll Officer Nasty to the ED page. By now Chris has willingly provided 90% of the information that will be used to mock him henceforth.
  • November 15 - Christian tries to hack ED using html. It doesn't work.

December

  • December 30 - Christian writes the poem "For My True Love, I Would…".

Timeline

  • Previous year: 2006
  • Following year: 2008