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* Bullies.<ref name="IRC" /> | * Bullies.<ref name="IRC" /> | ||
* [[Trolls]]. | |||
* People at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]].<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]</ref> | |||
* "[A] father who starts more arguements than there are flies at a garbage dump".<ref name="IRC">[[IRC (20 January 2009)]]</ref> | * "[A] father who starts more arguements than there are flies at a garbage dump".<ref name="IRC">[[IRC (20 January 2009)]]</ref> | ||
* [[Pickles]]. | |||
* [[Wendy's|Getting a job]]. | * [[Wendy's|Getting a job]]. | ||
* Anything requiring him to leave the house. | * Anything requiring him to leave the house. | ||
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* [[Jimmy Hill|Copyright Issues]]. | * [[Jimmy Hill|Copyright Issues]]. | ||
* [[Homo|His daily struggle against becoming homosexual]]. | * [[Homo|His daily struggle against becoming homosexual]]. | ||
* [[Blanca|Finding out his internet girlfriend | * [[Blanca|Finding out his internet girlfriend broke up with him because of the Pickle Man]].<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008]]</ref> | ||
* [[Sarah Jackson|Finding out his internet girlfriend is dead]]. | * [[Sarah Jackson|Finding out his internet girlfriend is dead]]. | ||
* [[Julie|Finding out his internet girlfriend is a 13 year old boy]]. | * [[Julie|Finding out his internet girlfriend is a 13 year old boy]]. | ||
Revision as of 22:46, 5 June 2009
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This article is still yet to be completed due to stress. We get a lot of stressful torture in our lives that makes us crash into slumber. Given that inspiration is a big variable, and we may have been lacking of it, this article will be completed as soon as possible, at our own pace... HONEST!
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| “ | Stress hinders the emotions and physical abiltites as swiftly as a bullet. | ” |
| Chris on stress[1] | ||
Stress is the bane of Christian Weston Chandler's existence.
When pressed on his 'high-functioning' autism and eventually learning that he cannot get away with blaming everything on said autism, Chris discovered that "stress" works just as well. However, it's assumed that Chris could be confusing 'stress' with 'depression', refusing to admit that he is in fact, unhappy with his current situation, as well as the fact that Chris has never experienced actual stress in his life apart from his consistent paranoia over getting trolled.
When under the effects of stress, Chris will typically post videos without his glasses and talk in a more meek variation of his usual monotone speaking voice. It is during these periods of feeling stressed that Chris will opt to remove himself from the internet for about a week or so, and then come back feeling refreshed, rejuvenated and given a new resolve to finish the love quest, usually accompanied by his latest sweet heart. This is most likely due to his autistic regenerative abilities that make sure that his heart never goes below 0% and into the negatives.
Things that give Christian stress
- Bullies.[1]
- Trolls.
- People at PVCC.[2]
- "[A] father who starts more arguements than there are flies at a garbage dump".[1]
- Pickles.
- Getting a job.
- Anything requiring him to leave the house.
- Doing any chores in the house.[1]
- The existence of webpages outlining his many failures.
- Asking girls to go out with him.
- His "mental block" of autism.
- Talking to anyone about anything except himself.
- Having drawings of him finger-banging Megan confused with Crystal.
- Copyright Issues.
- His daily struggle against becoming homosexual.
- Finding out his internet girlfriend broke up with him because of the Pickle Man.[3]
- Finding out his internet girlfriend is dead.
- Finding out his internet girlfriend is a 13 year old boy.
- Finding out his internet girlfriend doesn't exist.
- People dying.[1]
- Finding out that his date was a mole working for The Man in the Pickle Suit.
- Anything that Autism isn't an excuse for.
Things that do not give Christian stress
Things Christian does whilst stressed
- Shit himself
- Cries
- Crashes Into Slumber