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'''CWC's Cool Profile''' is a now-defunct AOL webpage apparently devoted to advertising [[Chris]]'s [[Love Quest]], and the first source of his [[Love Quest#Promotional Images|"sexy" picture series]].
'''CWC's Cool Profile''' is a now-defunct AOL webpage apparently devoted to advertising [[Chris]]'s [[Love Quest]], and the first source of his [[Love Quest#Promotional Images|"sexy" picture series]].


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==CWC's Basic Facts==
==CWC's Basic Facts==
I am 23-years old, Located in Ruckersville, VA, USA, white, [[Obesity|average body type]], 5'10" tall, and I am a Pisces.  I have Slapstick humor; ask me about my favorite "[[I Love Lucy]]" episode.  [[Random-access humor|Goofy]]; I find cartoons funny, especially the classic "Ren & Stimpy" episodes.  [[Autism|Clever]]; I come up with some [[Recycling|good ideas]] often,Sonichu is my favorite brainchild.  [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|Friendly]]; I am young at heart, and I get along well with [[Gal-pal|pretty girls of whom I am acquainted with]].
I am 23-years old, Located in Ruckersville, VA, USA, white, [[Obesity|average body type]], 5'10" tall, and I am a Pisces.  I have Slapstick humor; ask me about my favorite "[[I Love Lucy]]" episode.  [[Random-access humor|Goofy]]; I find cartoons funny, especially the classic "Ren & Stimpy" episodes.  [[Autism|Clever]]; I come up with some [[Recycling|good ideas]] often,Sonichu is my favorite brainchild.  [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|Friendly]]; I am young at heart, and I get along well with [[Gal-pal|pretty girls of whom I am acquainted with]].
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==Who I'd like to meet.==
==Who I'd like to meet.==
I would prefer to meet girls in person, [[PandaHalo|not]] [[Julie|over]] [[Ivy|the]] [[Kacey|internet]], but please feel free to E-Mail any comments or Qs to me.  You can find me at the mall, of course, and for other places I go to, check my Match.com profile, "SonichuCWC."  I would appreciate the company of a pretty girl to [[Fuck Quest|converse with]].  In a nutshell, my girl should be: 18-22-years old, lives in Charlottesville or Ruckersville area(s), has a happy, positive personality, [[Chris and money|average income]], [[Chris and reality|very pretty, average/slender body type]], and, needless to say, [[Boyfriend-free girl|Does not already have a BOYFRIEND]].
I would prefer to meet girls in person, [[PandaHalo|not]] [[Julie|over]] [[Ivy|the]] [[Kacey|internet]], but please feel free to E-Mail any comments or Qs to me.  You can find me at the mall, of course, and for other places I go to, check my Match.com profile, "SonichuCWC."  I would appreciate the company of a pretty girl to [[Fuck Quest|converse with]].  In a nutshell, my girl should be: 18-22-years old, lives in Charlottesville or Ruckersville area(s), has a happy, positive personality, [[Chris and money|average income]], [[Chris and reality|very pretty, average/slender body type]], and, needless to say, [[Boyfriend-free girl|Does not already have a BOYFRIEND]].
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==External Links==
==External Links==

Revision as of 21:16, 21 February 2010

CWC's Cool Profile is a now-defunct AOL webpage apparently devoted to advertising Chris's Love Quest, and the first source of his "sexy" picture series.

CWC's Basic Facts

I am 23-years old, Located in Ruckersville, VA, USA, white, average body type, 5'10" tall, and I am a Pisces. I have Slapstick humor; ask me about my favorite "I Love Lucy" episode. Goofy; I find cartoons funny, especially the classic "Ren & Stimpy" episodes. Clever; I come up with some good ideas often,Sonichu is my favorite brainchild. Friendly; I am young at heart, and I get along well with pretty girls of whom I am acquainted with.

CWC's Hobbies & Interests

I like to hang out at the Fashion Square mall, in front of Ambercrombie & Fitch, on Saturday afternoons, and just browse on random weekdays. I like to draw, ask me about my Sonichu Book (not a real book, it's a journal of Sonichu Drawings, stories, etc...). I listen to music. I play video games, Sonic the Hedgehog, Pokemon and Animal Crossing mostly. I play the Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh trading card games, construct with lego pieces and I work on my Sonichu Site.

Who I'd like to meet.

I would prefer to meet girls in person, not over the internet, but please feel free to E-Mail any comments or Qs to me. You can find me at the mall, of course, and for other places I go to, check my Match.com profile, "SonichuCWC." I would appreciate the company of a pretty girl to converse with. In a nutshell, my girl should be: 18-22-years old, lives in Charlottesville or Ruckersville area(s), has a happy, positive personality, average income, very pretty, average/slender body type, and, needless to say, Does not already have a BOYFRIEND.

External Links

The latest version of the site on the Wayback Machine