Creepy stare
The verdict is in. You gonna get raped.
Chris seems to employ multiple stares, all trying to project a different emotion and all nearly identical to each other, a la Derek Zoolander. He has used them to display anger, frustration, romantic interest, or sometimes an intentional lack of emotion, almost like an autistic variant of a poker face. Like many of Chris's strange mannerisms, this is likely linked to his autism; autistics tend to have difficulty understanding and expressing the kind of non-verbal social cues that are second nature to most people.
Chris may think that his stare is a sexy and seductive gaze or an intimidating glare that will force his adversaries into submission, but to ordinary observers, it invariably comes across as creepy or out-of-place.
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<center><gallery> Image:Creepy-Stare3.jpg Image:Creepy-Stare5.jpg Image:Creepy-Stare1.jpg Image:0694-AnnaBD8.JPG|You just know he's planning something based on that expression. Image:0695-AnnaBD9.JPG|This photo almost makes you feel sorry for that bitch... Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|Learning at an early age. Image:Modnationstare.png|He even incorporates it into video games Image:0777-CWConbed.JPG|Possibly the most frightening clothed image of Chris. Image:Whatthefuckiswithhisrighteye.jpg|Srsly, what the fuck is with his right eye? Image:Csof111.JPG Image:295.jpg Image:Chris2.jpg|For some strange reason or another, Chris thinks his gaze is sensual. Image:Cwc_csof.JPG Image:1240785819569.jpg|BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU. Image:Creepychris.jpg|CHIIIIIIINNNAAAAAAA... File:CWCstare1.png|OBJECTION! File:Morechristmasshit.jpg|Fun for the whole family! File:Creepy-Stare6.jpg|In the dark... File:Creepystare.jpg|...Even from within the Abyss. File:Simonlaweed.jpg|Dat Face. File:0476-CWC18th7.jpg|Chris as he's about to molest his birthday presents. File:Strangle that Frieza.JPG File:Myspace.jpg|The stare has the power to shine in even the darkest caves. File:CreepyBobAndChris.JPG|Bob can do it too! File:0028-ChristopherWMom1.jpg| ...So can Barb! File:Creepy boat.jpg|I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD (after sinking your boat) File:AHikeStare.jpg File:100 2299.JPG|Why, Chris? Why? </gallery></center>
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🦀 Claw of Fail • 👀 Creepy stare • 😎 Dramatic glasses removal • 🎲 Random-access humor • 😓 Stress sigh |