Fridays After Five

Fridays After Five is a large block party/concert that takes place in Charlottesville from spring until fall. Chris was video recorded there, enjoying real life for once.

First Mentioning

Chris first mentioned Fridays After Five in a video explaining his near hit-and-run with The GAMe PLACe manager Michael Snyder. Based upon this knowledge, the manchild has been attending the event since at least 4 June 2010.

Chris sighting

You know he's straight because his bra says so.

Chris trying to pick up a boyfriend-free girl.

On 18 June 2010, Chris went to one of these events and a good samaritan (YouTube name 0ArchieBunker0) took these videos and pictures of him out in public. According to the man who took these photos, he says Chris wore a T-shirt that says "I Enjoy Vagina" and was wearing a "gay circular thing" on his hip which is most likely his PokéWalker. At some point Chris pulled back his crude shirt to reveal his flabby gut and female support wear, which he had apparently seen fit to write "WANT WOMAN!" on with permanent marker. Also notable the apparent, inexplicable (knowing Chris) absence of the Medallion of Fail - although it could have been removed just temporarily in order to simplify the (probably planned) act of pulling back the shirt.

Chris's clothing indicates he is looking to put a new twist on his old tricks. Like the attraction sign, Chris is shown making a point to display the writing on his clothing, declaring that he "enjoys vagina" and "wants woman." This is yet another example that this autistic man-child does not learn from the mistakes of his past. Also, the videos filmed at this event mostly showed the back of Chris's head. If you look closely, you can see a small bald spot emerging.

Besides exposing his covered bosom to potential sweethearts, mostly severely underage, Chris spent his time at the event drawing flipnotes on his Nintendo DSi and trying to dance, with all the grace and skill of CWC Fighter.

Aside from socially acceptable, public behaviour such as playing video games, speaking to strange children and displaying female underwear, Chris also attempts to dance, revealing his dancing style to be a disturbing mix of the Chicken Dance and Autism.

It's unlikely Chris was aware he was being photographed, which makes the weird posing seen in many of the pictures even weirder, meaning this was his weird-assed way of trying to be normal. When Chris eventually realized (or it seemed so) he was being observed, suddenly he disappeared like Batman.