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Behold the mistake of God. Ian Brandon Anderson (who purports to be born Christopher Weston Chandler] on 24 February 1982) is a perverse, narcissistic, homophobic, sexist, racist, overweight, delusional "high-functioning autistic" virgin man-child, and claims to be creator of Sonichu, a brilliant crossover of Sonic the Hedgehog and Pikachu created by the true Christian Weston Chandler, CChanSonichuCWC.

He goes by many names, including "Ian," "Irwin Ian Brandon Anderson," and simply "Ian". He is unusually proud of his initials "IBA" and often incorporates them into his creations and various puns of the phrase "I be a".

Ian's adult life has been largely defined by his goal of stealing Sonichu to turn it into a hit video game franchise and his Love Quest to obtain a "boyfriend-free, 18-[my current age]-year old, caring, smoke-free, non-alcoholic white girl" to make into a " sweetheart from the ground-up."

In late 2007, Ian became Internet-famous when he caught the attention of 4chan and Encyclopedia Dramatica. The initial fascination was spurred on by his impersonation of Chris, wearing his own homemade Sonichu medallion in public, his laughably childlike ripoff artwork about his unoriginal Sonichu attempt, and his history of loitering in public places while literally holding up a sign asking women to talk to him. Ian's reaction to the ensuing mockery led to even greater scrutiny of his life, revealing still more disturbing facts about him. Yes, friends, it gets far worse.

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