User:Byzantine

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Byzantine "I see, [the ability to not make an account with the Cwcki without pming an admin] makes sense considering the rise in popularity and the fantastic talent Chris has for attracting weens and white knights, what a terrible inconvenience, not even the stronghold of captcha could save it." -Byzantine, 2020 Liquid Chris This user believes in the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler. Misses Old Chris This user misses Chris's old shenanigans, and never wanted it to get this fucking depressing and batshit insane. STRAIGHT This user is STRAIGHT. The men like dykes and china while the women like pickles & balls. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos. White This user is white and finds Chris's race relations embarrassing. JERK This user is a JERK and takes away all the girls. Observer This user is taking it Easy. They have followed Chris-Chan's movements, but hasn't contributed to the trolling efforts. Eurofag: This user is a Eurofag and insists on using unnecessary vowels. Wii This user owns a Wii, complete with a magic wand, and would do anything to get into Shigeru Miyamoto's pants.

Welcome to my user page!

I plan to make mostly random edits on the CWCki, I love fixing broken links.

Things I have done

• cried, shidded and farted.
• I made a video work.
• Refreshed Chris's twitter to try and be the first to write a tweet down.
• Failed.
• restored some links, I'm a little sad that some websites were never archived though :(.

Things I plan to do

• Fix broken links
• Pipe some relevant stuff
• Try resist over-ironic-piping.

My history with Chris-Chan

I watched Pewdiepie's video on Chris-Chan, then the Geno series (I've now watched every episode like 3-10 times) and now I spend a lot of my time looking at the cwcki, then I got annoyed at all the dead links so I'm taking matters into my own hands. The next episode of the Geno series is likely going to have the Unclit in so I'm just preparing myself mentally for that at the moment.

Unrelated Interests

• Collecting old vinyl records, I dream of seeing Bob's collection (probably at least a little ruined by now though).
• Theology.
• Learning biblical languages.
• Gaming.