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It is currently December 2024. Chris is now in jail for alleged incest. His next court hearing is to be 16 September 2021.

• 16 August - A ween hacks into Chris's YouTube account and uploads a clip of the "JULAAAAAAY" lines from A-Log's reaction video to "For Julie's Eyes Only".
• 15 August - The Chris Kisses Rosechu video is leaked.
• 7 August - Chris's case is briefly featured on Fox News, exposing him to millions of boomers.
• 5 August - Chris is arraigned at Greene County Juvenile and Domestic Relations Court. During the hearing, he demands to be allowed back home to collect his toys, and is held without bail.
• 3 August - The license plates for Chris's car, the Son-Chu, were stolen.
• 2 August - Patreon officially shuts down Chris's page following the allegations exposed in the past week.
• 1 August - Police arrest Chris on charges of incest. This event is subsequently caught on camera by livestreamers, while Chris insists that the Dimensional Merge is still happening.
• 31 July - Null announces a refund to donors of the GoFundMe that was intended to fund Chris's trip to Everfree Northwest. Later, Null cuts ties with Chris and notifies the police, following a conversation between them in which Null finds that Chris lied to him about his financial situation and that Chris has taken money from his mother's bank account in a potential violation of the protective order. Null also leaks a chatlog from 5 July in which Chris had vaguely and misleadingly described sex with his mother as if he was simply in a relationship with an older woman.

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