EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW
"EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW" is a video in which Chris informs his fanbase and former classmates that he wishes to organize a Manchester High School reunion very soon, seemingly unaware that (Chris's abysmal organizational skills aside) one already has been planned and he was deliberately not invited. He also claims that divine retribution is coming for the trolls, tells an entirely unfunny joke about his growing girth and gives advice on how to avoid being trolled. The best part is where he urges the viewers to keep their private information off the internet only moments after giving out his real name, full street address and phone number.
Chris also claims to be a "Trollbuster", working worldwide to stop trolling and cyberbullying.
| EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 27 August 2010 |
| Performance Style |  Reason
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| Shirt | Manchester Class of 2000 T-shirt |
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Transcription
The video opens with Chris holding a digitally edited picture of the rear of a School Bus shakily in front of the camera for approximately nine seconds. The bus has "CWC" splashed across the top, with a licence plate "USA" in red, white and blue. When he finally speaks, he is holding up a Manchester High Yearbook much as he once held Optimus Prime. His tone is wistful and nostalgic.
Hello. I am well known on the Internet, sadly. I am Christian Weston Chandler of... Ruckersville, Virginia. I was a Manchester High School student, graduated class of 2000. [brief pause] Aaand, I am looking into having the reunion... or putting it together. Because I have not heard from anyone about it... not even from the principle of Manchester High. Of which... so in that- so with that I-... I am looking to- I am looking out... I am looking out to everyone, to... all, to my class- to my 2000 class mates... we know who you are and I know who you are, got your names-
[Chris slaps the cover with his hand. His tone becomes particularly wistful at this point.]
-got your names in the year book, in the... senior year book. In my class. I have have been looking forward to this r-reunion... since the senior prom, where at the end of that slideshow.. it said "See you in ten years flguh the reunion". [Chris's face becomes somber.] The reunion hasn't happened yet. [Chris displays a partially complete Claw of Fail, imploringly gesturing at the camera much as he did towards The Wallflower. His face is pained.'] And it HAS to happen. It was basically promised... [Chris pauses.] ... not only to me, but to everyone who was at that prom. So this reunion has to happen and I'm going to start it by... reaching out t- reaching out to my classmates. Espe- and also, it would be helpful if I can also... get in contact with those who put together the senior prom... back in 2000.
So with that I urge- I urge, uh... you- all you indivuals... the people who put together prom, AND my classmates, to contact me, Christian Weston Chandler... at 14 Branchland Court, Ruckersville Virginia, 55968, or by telephone... at 434 990 0198. [pause] Again, that's 434 990 0198. [pause] False identities will be... discarded... so be sure yer... leave a message, describe- telling us your naaame, where you are right now and your contact information. Basically your phone number. I will not accept e-mail... contact. Which- Because of... because of the trolls of which brings up my next- my other topic which I would like to address as well.
Cyber-bullying and trolling. It's all not cool, cuz you're just basically.. mocking and... terrorizing... innocent people. It's not cool. Not cool. Not cool. [pause] You don't want to... you don't want to be a bully, like those who picked on you.. in any school, weather it- regardless of it was pre, kindergarden, elementary, high... whatever. We've all had our bullies in real life... don't be a bully yourself.
[Chris holds up a hand drawn picture of a green-haired Devil Troll standing on in front of an unknown blue stripe, which is possibly a correction redrawing the red slash at an angle as it is typically rendered. The Devil Troll proudly displays a massive erection, with a red "forbidden" symbol (mostly) transposed over the top. The words "Cyber-bullying and trolling are not cool!" are displayed below. Even given the extremely low resolution of Chris's video, it is immediately obvious Chris mistakenly coloured outside the lines in this picture.]
I urge you.. to NOT cyberbully or troll... anyone. [pause] And also, if you suspect anybody... any close friends, any neighbours, anyone inside your working facilities even, even at such companies like uh- Sonic Entertainment of America, or Nintendo of America... there may be a troll, trolling someone like me... within the office. I urge you to do the checks, and report them, fire their arses. [Chris glances down at the sheet of paper, then back up] With your help we can put a BUST [Chris makes a 'masturbation' movement with his fist]... on trolling and cyber-bullying.
[Chris puts the paper down out of view. His attitude becomes sullen, forlorn.]
It's not good. T'... leave it the way it is. We need to take these criminals down. [Chris taps on his yearbook with his knuckles] For what they are doing... ['Chris performs the Creepy Stare'] God... will smite them. He knows it- he knows you're doing it you damn trolls. And I know. I'm laughing at you right now. Oh hey- here's a fun little joke. So-So I walk into a Burger King... and I says to the employee- to long haired female employee with the pink shirt... "Am I fat?" ... "No." [Chris brushes his imaginary long hair in an extremely effeminate gesture] ... "Chris is fat.""
[[Chris extends a full blown Claw of Fail directly at the camera, cackling demonically.]]
Not cool. [pause. Chris points at the camera] You WILL be found in person. And I will give you a piece of my mind. Not phys- physical violence. [pause] You trolls are going down. [Chris points down] And with the help of all good- with all the good people who agree with me... that trolling is not cool and would never dare to troll anybody, or bully anybody in real life, I urge you to report any suspicious activities to the police. Or Crimestoppers. Also some tips- keep all your information... your personal information off of the Internet.