User:Theiselybros

Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!	Christian This user is a Christian and has accepted GodJesus as his/her savior.	STRAIGHT This user is STRAIGHT. The men like dykes and china while the women like pickles & balls. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos.	White This user is white and finds Chris's race relations embarrassing.
Liquid Chris This user believes in the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler.	Clyde Cash This user supports Clyde Cash, who is a true Patriot.	Jack Thaddeus This user finds Jack Thaddeus and his gay CWCipedia ads to be hilarious.	Vivian Gee This user applauds Vivian Gee for actually making something funny out of Sonichu.
Hikikomori This user should SUCK IT UP and DIVE RIGHT IN to the public scene.	Encyclopedia Dramatica User This user forges lulz and spreads drama throughout his/her homeland.	Wii This user owns a Wii, complete with a magic wand, and would do anything to get into Shigeru Miyamoto's pants.