All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend

Filmed in December 2004 to promote Christian's Love Quest. The song follows a performance of the more popular "So Need a Cute Girl". Skip to 4:49 in the video below to hear it.

This video is also notable as the earliest known recorded footage of Chris with his medallion on.

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Lyrics

("Sung" to the tune of "All I Want For Christmas is my Two Front Teeth".)

All I Want For Christmas is a Pretty Girlfriend
A Pretty Girlfriend
A Pretty Girlfriend
All I Want For Christmas is a Pretty Girlfriend
So that I can be much happier

All I Want For...is a Girlfriend
But she has to be eighteen to twenty-two
And she must be Boyfriend-Free, too
For all the qualities check out my profile on match.com

All I Want For Christmas is a Pretty Girlfriend
A Pretty Girlfriend
A Pretty Girlfriend
All I Want For Christmas is a Pretty Girlfriend
So that I won't be so lonely.

Ohhhh, the Boyfriend-free factor is so high.
How many boyfriends are paired up with a girl.
You can't tell how many--what the girlfriends are paired up or not.
Which is the reason why
I cannot approach women

All I Want For Christmas is a Pretty Girlfriend
A Pretty Girlfriend
A Pretty Girlfriend
All I Want For Christmas is a Pretty Girlfriend
Now and forevermorrrrrrre!

Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)

Regular DVD: Sonic Watch & Win Sweepstakes • "Song of Christian" • Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway • Chris Chan in the PokéNews • The City of Cwicville Tour! • Animal Crossing Documentary • The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special • "So Need a Cute Girl" • "All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend" • Harvey Birdman commercial • Pixelated PS3 • FUTURE MESSAGE • KCWC broadcast • CWC Slideshow Notes • Slideshow images Director's Cut: ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004 • ChrisAfterChristmas2004