Retroactive continuity in Sonichu

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Chris, thinking himself to be clever and believing he can change things without other people noticing, has retconned much of the Sonichu canon.

In the case of names, Chris changed them on the advice of Shigeru Miyamoto and Jay Z who told Chris that they can't make a game with the names of real people. Despite finding out that they were trolls, Chris has kept the name "just in case" Nintendo decides to pick up the game.

Some changes are a result of troll attacks. Black Sonichu became Blake after Chris was accused of being a racist. More notably, the iconic Sonichu Balls which play a major role in the latter comics have become Sonichu Crystals after gay fans and trolls pointed out that it's pretty gay for him to want to get as many BALLS as he can to FREE him. Likewise, the infamous "Rainbow Chris" image from Sub-Episode 2 was changed to a background of the gates of Heaven when pointed out that rainbows are the international symbol of gay pride.

Chris has also altered the storyline in several places, such as the birth of Sonichu (explaining that they have aged in real time in the comics, due to criticisms that 16 year old Sonichu was having sex with a 15 year old Rosechu) and later adding that Sonichu and Rosechu got married, which would have justified their sex in Sonichu 8 (though Chris still fails to account that Rosechu would have been 17 when the two would have been married, which would still be statutory rape under US law). Pressed to make peace with Mary Lee Walsh, Chris on CWCipedia wrote a new story about how Slaweel and Mary Lee Walsh are two separate people which defeats the purpose of needing a separate name for a separate Mary Lee Walsh.

Name changes

The follow is a comprehensive list of name changes:

  • Bagget became "Dagget"
  • Sarah Hammer became "Nicole Rammer"
  • Wes Iseli became "Walter Grisby"
  • Mary Lee Walsh became "Slaweel Ryam" (or simply "Slaweel the Witch")
  • Hanna became "Fandanna"
  • Megan became "Meg-chan" (he called Megan this a few times in the comics originally but now all characters refer to her by this)

Gallery of Retcons