ThePCAssassins
ThePCassassins is a YouTube account which previously had hosted many videos of trolls calling and speaking to Bob. As of March 2025, the channel has been inactive for many years, and most of the videos are privated, with only two remaining.
During its peak
During the Classic Era, the channel hosted dozens of videos, some of which were up to an hour in length. The majority of these videos were recordings made by people calling Chris's house and speaking with Robert Chandler, Chris's father.
The videos covered a wide range of topics, usually being long and rambling recordings of Bob reveling in the opportunity to talk to someone interested in his life.
As of 2025, only two videos remain uploaded on the video, both with erroneous upload dates.
Bob's got Cancer
Bob's got Cancer is a 2-minute video of two trolls named Craig and Anthony calling Bob. The video was recorded and originally uploaded around the 24th of March 2011. It's unclear why the video shows an upload date of 2013, it may have been privated or otherwise edited in some way to alter the original upload date.
In the video the two trolls contact Bob and strike up conversation with him, one of them has apparently called before and remarks that he is an engineering student, much like Bob was. Bob's revelation that he has cancer is not significantly acknowledged, and Bob complains that trolls or jerkops have shipped him "400 pounds worth of magazines." Bob quickly ends the call, as he understandably can't be bothered humoring two trolls after receiving a cancer diagnosis.
Bob Call 6
Bob Call 6 (technically "ThePCassassins - Bob Call 6 - What'll happen to Chris???????") is a 20-minute video of a conversation between Craig and Bob. In it, Bob discusses a lot of topics, notably claiming that Chris learned to read and write through reading the closed captioning on his television set. He also claims that Chris is being discriminated against by employers for being autistic, and calls Megan Schroeder a "little low life in the gutter bitch."
Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins
This is one of the videos deleted from the actual PCAssassins YouTube account, and exists now only as an archive on the YouTube account of Albert Clukley, with an incorrectly spelled title. (Amusingly, capsaicin is the scientific term for the extract used in pepper spray. ) It's a 15-minute recording of another conversation between Craig and Bob Chandler, possibly an extended cut of the Bob Call 6, or a segment of one of the previous Bob Calls.
Bob Chandler thinks his son is a genius
Another video from Albert Clukely's YouTube account, this is a different recording from Bob Call 6 and may not even be part of the Bob Call series, as the caller has (or is mimicking) a Southern accent. Again this was uploaded in 2018, however this date is impossible as Bob Chandler died in 2011.
Chat with Bobby Part 4
This chat occurred on 30 April 2011, and while it has been privated, it is still accessible on the Wayback Machine.[1] Bob amicably chats about his past jobs, and certain aspects about Chris and how he grew up, like how Chris taught himself how to read by watching television with closed-captioning turned on, and his skills in video games. One notable part about this call is that Bob claims Chris never made it on the honor roll.[2]
Individuals associated
There are 3 individuals associated with ThePCAssassins, listed below.
Craig
Craig is the most notable member of ThePCAssassins, he leads the conversation in Bob's got Cancer and is the one who called Bob in Bob Call 6. He is enthusiastic when speaking to Bob and is apparently an engineering student, in Bob Call 6 he states he was "following in Bob's footsteps" (with regards to his engineering degree).
Anthony (Amfermy?)
Anthony is the second caller in Bob's got Cancer, and is not present in Bob Call 6. Craig introduces him as "Amfermy" which may either be a strange name or simply a mispronunciation. Until proven otherwise his name will be listed as Anthony, as frankly Amfermy is retarded and makes no sense.
Rufus
Rufus is a narrator who dubbed the intro to Bob Call 6. Interestingly, Rufus is not present during the actual phone call between Bob and Craig. Rufus is also not present during the recording of Bob's got Cancer. His only role in the series (until more videos are unearthed) is to introduce Bob Call 6, and explain the contents of the video, as well as some of the content that they had to cut out.
References
- ↑ ThePCassassins Chat with Bobby Part 4 from 4-30-11
- ↑ 11:06: "I was just wondering if [Chris] was on the honor roll, or if he made it." "No, but he was in special education most of the time."